you either die a SJW

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Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

That's fine I'll just be a bigoted but somewhat mild old dude that people can put up with. "No daughter of mine will marry a sentient computer program/ascended energy being/reconstituted martian/really unpassing tranny goddammit!" I'll grump. And everyone will roll their eyes and she'll marry that THING anyway.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 08:12

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:17

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Homo for Hitler posted:

No daughter of mine gonna marry a bitch made motherfucker playing video games for a living

its funny when i post it, but when you post it its just sad because you're obviously pretending like your ever gonna have sex let alone be virile enough to get a lady pregnant.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 08:33

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

good point, nm.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 08:35

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

i didnt go for the gay angle because it seemed to obvious and would have been really embarrassing to gently caress up. but still as The Man From Melmac pointed out, the issue is moot anyway. I think gays are allowed to adopt, at least?

EDIT: Oh you're not? Ok then. Well you could always... steal a child.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 08:37

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