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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Ladies, gentlemen, and otherwise, tonight we settle down for something a little more traditional to our hobby: elves shooting revolvers at Cthulhu. No, it's not your GM's last "brilliant" campaign idea. It can only be BattleCON!

In the red corner, camping the (star-)spawn point, it's Tollymain as Rukyuk Amberdeen!

In the blue corner, in a form more suitable for your meager mortal comprehension, it's TheSoundNinja as Oriana Xenia Vellopholetta!





Can Rukyuk put a hole between Oriana's three eyes before Oriana puts a hole in reality?

Heaven or Hell? LET'S ROCK!

:siren: :siren: This duel will use special actions and beta bases! :siren: :siren:

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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Rukyuk Amberdeen
20 Life
Discard 1: Point-Blank Reload
Discard 2: Crossfire Counter
Finisher: Fully Automatic


Oriana Xenia Vellopholetta
20 Life
Discard 1: Stellar Throw
Discard 2: Celestial Parry
Finisher: Galaxy Conduit
x6





--Rukyuk antes Longshot Shell.
--Oriana antes 6 MP.







--Rukyuk has priority 7. Oriana has priority 0. Rukyuk is the active player!



--Sniper Throw has a range of 3~7. At range 4, it hits!




--Rukyuk pulls Oriana 2 spaces.



--Rukyuk deals 3 damage! Oriana's Stun Guard holds!


--Rukyuk advances 2 spaces.





--Calamity Meteor has a range of 2~6. At range 1, it misses!




--Oriana gains 2 MP!

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jul 16, 2014

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
aw christ not again i can only multiversal chaos gods once a month or my brain starts dribbling out my :psypop:

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
At least she didn't bring backup this time.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i swear one day your reign of terror will end :argh:

no i won't specify who i'm referring to :arghfist::saddowns:

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so do you just put them in whatever order? i tend to list them alphabetically

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Most of the time, I put the fighter who gave me their pick first on the lefthand side.

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

Sent in the starting discards and chosen finisher.

Also, Tollyman, I'm not asking you to drink the Cthul-Aid, but I am going to punch you with Burning Hands.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i'm going to DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA *words are lost in the gunfire*

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

:siren: Players, please submit attack pairs! Ante will start with Rukyuk! :siren:

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

On a different note, the spell Burning Hands doesn't sound useful when the spell's effects aren't mentioned.

I can just see a young apprentice running through the corridors of a castle screaming in pain while his hands are engulfed in flame, with elder wizards laughing at how the new kid actually fell for that dumb "burning hands is a useful spell" prank.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Pairs are in! Rukyuk antes Longshot (and cannot ante any further)!

Oriana, will you ante any MP?

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this is what rukyuk fights like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKllKIy-eXk

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
More like

:v:

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

Gutter Owl posted:

Pairs are in! Rukyuk antes Longshot (and cannot ante any further)!

Oriana, will you ante any MP?

When it's time to ante, I'm gonna ante hard. And by hard, I mean all 6 MP

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Calamity it's Calamity and I'm gonna cry :cry:

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

:siren: Rukyuk, how will you move Oriana and yourself? :siren:

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

Tollymain posted:

Calamity it's Calamity and I'm gonna cry :cry:

YES, CRY! LET ME TASTE THOSE TEARS IN THE DEEP DARK ABYSS THAT I CALL MY HEART!

ActingPower
Jun 4, 2013

TheSoundNinja posted:

YES, CRY! LET ME TASTE THOSE TEARS IN THE DEEP DARK ABYSS THAT I CALL MY HEART!
But... you're gonna miss, dude. All of Calamity's effects are On Hit.

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

ActingPower posted:

But... you're gonna miss, dude. All of Calamity's effects are On Hit.

Eh, can't win them all, then.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pull, advance

e: i mean it doesn't matter if i advance 1 or 2 the result is identical. 3 is obviously a terrible plan

Tollymain fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jul 16, 2014

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
if i really gotta choose one i'll advance 2

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 2

Rukyuk Amberdeen
20 Life
Discard 1: Sniper Throw
Discard 2: Point-Blank Reload
Finisher: Fully Automatic


Oriana Xenia Vellopholetta
17 Life
Discard 1: Calamity Meteor
Discard 2: Stellar Throw
Finisher: Galaxy Conduit
x2





--Both players pass. Rukyuk cannot hit this beat!







--Rukyuk has priority 1. Oriana has priority 0. Rukyuk is the active player!


--Parry does not hit opponents. Clang!



--Oriana retreats 2 spaces.




--Celestial Wave has even priority, and cannot hit an odd Parry!


--Rukyuk retreats 2 spaces



--Oriana loses 3 life and gains 3MP.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jul 17, 2014

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Pairs are in!

Rukyuk passes his ante.

Oriana, will you ante any MP?

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

Nope, if that's how this beat is rolling.

Though, that's what I would have said regardless, honestly...

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

:siren: Decisions! :siren:
--Oriana, how far will you retreat?
--Then Rukyuk, how will you move?
--Then Oriana, how much life will you spend?

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

I lose 3 life to gain 3 MP.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thank god, i can post again


TheSoundNinja, i need to know how far you're retreating so i can decide where to move

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

Sorry, retreat 2

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ditto

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 3

Rukyuk Amberdeen
20 Life
Discard 1: Crossfire Parry
Discard 2: Sniper Throw
Finisher: Fully Automatic


Oriana Xenia Vellopholetta
14 Life
Discard 1: Celestial Wave
Discard 2: Calamity Meteor
Finisher: Galaxy Conduit
x5





--Rukyuk antes Swift Shell!
--Oriana antes 1MP







--Oriana gains +1 power and -1 priority.
--Rukyuk has priority 5. Oriana has priority 5. CLASH!







--Oriana gains +1 power and -1 priority.
--Rukyuk has priority 4. Oriana has priority 3. Rukyuk is the active player!


--Rukyuk advances 2 spaces.





--Rukyuk may spend an ammo token to alter his range, but I'm just going to assume not.


--Gunner Force has a range of 3~5. At range 3, it hits!




--Rukyuk deals 3 damage. Oriana soaks 1 and takes 2. Force shatters her stun guard!


--Rukyuk retreats 1 space.




--Oriana is stunned and cannot react!

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jul 25, 2014

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:wave:

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

Sorry, we've been busy getting ready to go out of town. I'll post my attack pair tomorrow morning.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Pairs are in! Rukyuk antes Swift Shell!

Oriana, will you ante MP?

TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

I'll Ante 1 MP

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hell yes

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

CLASH!

:siren: Players, please submit new bases! :siren:

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Still haven't gotten a new base from TheSoundNinja.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

:siren: Rukyuk, you have two movement effects. How will you resolve them? :siren:

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Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Step forward one space, please.

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