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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Police Automaton posted:

Hi,

comic books are for children.

hth

comic books haven't been for children since the 1960s

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

gently caress the ROW posted:

man white nick fury was cool. New nick fury is a tool of obama's statist regime

white nick fury is still around and kicking he is currently solving the murder of the watcher

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
All traces of gender need to be removed from the human race. We aren't responsible enough to use it properly.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
:smug: Good morning, you're all just pretending to need this "medicine" because you're drug addicts.

:angel: Good evening, directed pharmaceutical use of amphetamines obviously enriches the lives of many itt and I just woul
Throg is the best Thor

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

mr.capps posted:

comic books haven't been for children since the 1960s

Sorry, man-children

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,


Male was too good/bad at it and female was the opposite, making her the victor. Thor needs to know/shouldn't know how to suck dick well.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Thundercracker posted:

Sorry, man-children

If liking Warren Ellis' current run of Moon Knight makes me a man child, I guess would gladly be a man child because its pretty kick rear end and rad. Oh and fun.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
So nobody has said "I'd hammer that" yet?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
this is dumb who cares

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

SirEvelynTremble posted:

So nobody has said "I'd hammer that" yet?

and they never will

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

rad

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
so is she going to scissor the hot scientist chick (natalie portman)? or does she die

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

SirEvelynTremble posted:

So nobody has said "I'd hammer that" yet?

i did. i said it out loud though

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Xaris posted:

so is she going to scissor the hot scientist chick (natalie portman)? or does she die

jane foster currently has cancer and has move on from thor
thor's current girlfriend is an agent of shield who deals with ecological problems

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
So now there are going to be big thunderstorms once every 28 days?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
A... Throon?

Captain Sheepy
Nov 22, 2013

My apologies!
Pretty neat, though I think the whole boob pockets in her armor is pretty ridiculous.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Why is she thor? Becauth that thteel armor chafesth her nipplesth

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

mr.capps posted:

If liking Warren Ellis' current run of Moon Knight makes me a man child, I guess would gladly be a man child because its pretty kick rear end and rad. Oh and fun.

lmao you can name comic book artists by name and you know obscure characters that no one's heard of like Moon man, what a man child

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
It's just a dumb publicity stunt to sell books. Thor will return to being a penis haver just in time for the new Avengers movie.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hmm. jojo wins again

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Bolian Blues posted:

lmao you can name comic book artists by name and you know obscure characters that no one's heard of like Moon man, what a man child

actually Warren Ellis is the writer, lol what a dumbass

im sorry you are incapable of enjoying fun things

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

all i could think of while watching dawn of the planet of the apes

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
OP what's your av from?

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

OP what's your av from?

It's Mysterio, from Spiderman.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

BottledBodhisvata posted:

It's Mysterio, from Spiderman.
I know it's Mysterio I mean where specifically?

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


someone post the spiderman comic where the supergenius midget who happens to look like an 8 year old girl drugs one of the main characters and has sex with them

GBS Ambassador
Oct 31, 2013

SirEvelynTremble posted:

So nobody has said "I'd hammer that" yet?

She is the one who does the pounding. :heysexy:

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
I give it less than half a year for dude Thor to come back, reclaim Mjollnir, and force lady Thor to rename herself to something like Valkyrie or Warmaiden or some poo poo. Nothing ever changes in comics.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I know it's Mysterio I mean where specifically?

I think it's from a porno parody, I got the gif from the gif thread.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
what is with porn parodies having better super hero costumes then actual movies

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I think it's from a porno parody, I got the gif from the gif thread.

Cinderful
Feb 12, 2006


not sure why Thor being a woman is a big deal. In contrast, Beta Ray Bill is space alien horse Thor, and nobody gave a poo poo about that.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
how will she make me a sandwich with that hammer

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

SPACE HOMOS posted:

says the idiot who reads comic books. please tell me how they are interesting, deep, insightful, and works of art as you throw 5 dollars down the drain every wednesday night.





Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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thats p cool op and i cant wait for the rage from sexist nerds over it

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

it's funny since spidey super stories are the only comics i want so when i go to conventions with my friends and ask vendors for them they all do the same sharp slow, hissy intake of breath while going "oooooh that's really rare"

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

this is what the avengers movie should have be about

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Vacation Tenzin posted:

The butthurt comments on the Facebook post by Marvel are great. MRAs with bleeding assholes everywhere screaming, "STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD"

i laugh

i don't know much of anything about comic books, but among the people i know that do follow them, not a drat one ever mentioned thor at all. does anyone actually give a poo poo about this character or are these idiots just crying for the sake of it?

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