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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Sekkira posted:

Oh my god, it'd be like Marvel in the JoJo universe :allears:

The creator was inspired by an X Men comic where the Shadow King and Prof. X sat at a table and fought each other psychically. No one saw the actual fight but the damage and effects were there.

It'd be great to have it be like JoJo if they commit all the way. Amp up the Homo erotism. Hulk is basically a giant penis when engorged from Banner being the prostate when over stimulated.

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Baby the Birdman
Jul 14, 2005


Every real nigga fuck they main girl in the ass.

porkchop_express posted:

I heard The Lawnmower Man was getting remade as a mexican confirm?

I don't know about the lawnmower man, but I think the new ghost rider will be a mexican cholo from East LA driving a lowrider.

naem
May 29, 2011


Look at his boots. I want some boots like that.

His boots have boots.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Baby the Birdman posted:

I don't know about the lawnmower man, but I think the new ghost rider will be a mexican cholo from East LA driving a lowrider.

hispanic speed racer ghost rider series is already happening

its has some pretty badass and crazy art

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Baby the Birdman posted:

I don't know about the lawnmower man, but I think the new ghost rider will be a mexican cholo from East LA driving a lowrider.

This would be legit awesome if they take a Grim Fandango turn and model him after Dia de los Muertos skulls and artwork. Maybe green fire, a cigar. His skull could have tattoos on it or weird decorations. That'd be cool.

i guess just make him like a ghost rider version of the bad guy from Guacamelee

naem
May 29, 2011

They could just make a known character be member of whatever race and not change anything, like so and so is Mexican am has been all along etc, you know instead of hanging maracas off him and givin him a mustasche as a little hat for example

naem
May 29, 2011

The green lantern- GET THIS, HE'S IRISH!!! HAHA!!!!! Now is outfit has shamrocks all over it!!!! And he's an alcoholic!!!!!! Omg lets give him a leprechaun sidekick!!!!!!!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

unlimited shrimp posted:

So is Marvel actually getting better about the whole

thing, in general

because I dont trust them at all

Better in what sense

Sekkira
Apr 11, 2008

I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

naem posted:

The green lantern- GET THIS, HE'S IRISH!!! HAHA!!!!! Now is outfit has shamrocks all over it!!!! And he's an alcoholic!!!!!! Omg lets give him a leprechaun sidekick!!!!!!!

The best green lantern was John Stewart.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

naem posted:

Look at his boots. I want some boots like that.

His boots have boots.

um, i think those are called sabatons and grieves :rolleyes:

jesus crhist what kinda nerds don't know what the different parts of armor are called




(jk i looked it up and am still confused)

naem
May 29, 2011

His boots have wings, and his boots have boots which also have wings

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

naem posted:

His boots have wings, and his boots have boots which also have wings

so do maxipads tho

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

mr.capps posted:

beta ray bill is kinda my hero

King of the Betas, with powers of super-cuckdom.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

dudes of assgard, hold in ur farts, thor's a broad now

she can actually crush skulls w the power of her farts now that's what wielding Mjolnir means

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SPACE HOMOS posted:

Comic books are garbage so who cares.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Iggy Koopa posted:

are people more or less upset about this then they were about black spiderman

Naaaa. Well, Republicans got all pissy about black Spidey.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

unlimited shrimp posted:

So is Marvel actually getting better about the whole

thing, in general

because I dont trust them at all

gently caress you, olympic tits and rear end is the best thing about Marvel

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

gently caress you, olympic tits and rear end is the best thing about Marvel

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Greyhawk posted:

it depends on which origin story marvel prefers at the time. back in the very first issues sometime in the 60s it was just doctor dude happened to find a magical walking stick and gets thor powers. it took a few hundred issues actually until they came up with "oh, he was really the real thor all along". then later people took a lot of drugs and when they finally came down it was the 80s already, so they went with "well, actually it's whosoever picks up the hammer is thor, so maybe doctor dude isn't thor after all" and a whole bunch of people were thor including this:



Ladies and Gentleman, Thor. Alien Thor. Named Beta Ray Bill. Yes, an alien named Beta Ray Bill.
Billy Bob didn't turn into Thor, tho? He was still Bill and the actual Thor was still moping around.

e:
"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."

Fashion sense of Thor is implied, I think...

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jul 17, 2014

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
new black captain america was a community organizer lmao and they're playin up his social justice cred on the colbert report

I fuckin' love comics but i'd never read one

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

The green lantern- GET THIS, HE'S IRISH!!! HAHA!!!!! Now is outfit has shamrocks all over it!!!! And he's an alcoholic!!!!!! Omg lets give him a leprechaun sidekick!!!!!!!
i really want to get Assfucked by this gay man ... !!!

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Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


naem posted:

Omg lets give him a leprechaun sidekick!!!!!!!

Yeeeeahhh, about that...

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