Thor has a vagina now

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fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

man white nick fury was cool. New nick fury is a tool of obama's statist regime

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 18:27

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:55

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

FunkyFlashman posted:

Digital is a no go for comics imho(if you even ment digital), at least for me. I can't use my hands for 10 hours a day without pain but touching and using paper is no problem(something chronic, doctors are too arrogant to take it seriously).

wait wait

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 16:07

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

you'd have to find some real obscure blogs to find people mad about this. Its like the 12th time thor has been a girl, if he's really even a man in the first place... uhm... not all men have a penis... etc

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 17:23

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

ladyboy pancake posted:

or you could just go to facebook.

not my facebook, wierdo

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 17:26

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Don Tacorleone posted:

Superman got killed, Captain America got killed, Batman got his back broken: The 90's

Spiderman is latino/black and gay, Archie sacrifices himself for gay friend, Thor is a tranny: The 2010's

13 year old mixed race bisexual spiderman was pretty funny

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 17:31

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

big duck equals goose posted:

1 being the most upsetting and 10 being the least... !

The things that people are upset about to this very day in the comic world!

1. Wolverwhine married a Japanese woman despite he could have gotten with she-hulk. What a loving retarded smelly idiot. This not only pissed off the fan girl base, but also the gay Canadian base who wanted him to maybe get with The Punisher.

2. Tony starks sex tape was him just getting drunk and cumming on his bedsheets after blackcat gave him a lazy handjob or something and it was very graphic and too mature for most readers.

3. Cloak, the blackest marvel hero, has to escort a white woman named dagger around and that's pretty offensive. there is a few tumblrs about this

4. The dark knight returns 2 was a terrible book and it is about the internet or something.

5. Silversurfer and Dr. Strange apparently have all this magical power and poo poo and can save the world from everything but their comics are normally them whining about how hard it is to be a demi-god and deals with them doing chores like getting some banking done or cleaning up the apartment.

6 - 10. Something about the house of M and how scarlet witch transformed everyone into babies with no powers but they reconned it later and said it didn't happen then they said it did happen but mutants came back, but then quick silver came back alive and stole all the powers again. It was very confusing and also had graphic sex scenes.

Ugh, I just feel so angry even typing this stuff out!

All of this is true

edit: also there are stealth anime panels inserted into the opening MARVEL sequence at the movies. I think it's wrong to do that

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 20:00

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Somewhere between 6-8: Nick fury has never submitted a copy of his resume even though he's been hired and fired from SHIELD dozens of times. How am I supposed to take this seriously

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 20:10

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Solid 4: overuse of capes, masks with wings

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 20:51

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

big titty superheroes are still all the rage. Sorry to "disappoint", unlimited shrimps

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 21:02

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:55

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

new black captain america was a community organizer lmao and they're playin up his social justice cred on the colbert report

I fuckin' love comics but i'd never read one

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 17:43

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