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if you like comedy don't post in gbs
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:07 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:56 |
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OP manages to reach broken clock levels of accuracy
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:08 |
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They should rework the game rules so it doesn't take forever to get through half an inning.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:08 |
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So in response to your "LOL U JUST A DRUNK FRAT BOY U NOT SMART ENUFF FOR DA HARDCORE GAMES LIKE BASEBALL!" or whatever the gently caress I have this to say in return: gently caress you in your stupid loving rear end, you whiny little bitch. If you hate soccer and the people who play it so much, get the gently caress out of the thread. You don't see us going into the baseball thread and calling everyone anime faggots or something. So just shut your stupid loving mouth, if you can do that even. I know it's hard cause you've usually got a million cocks in it.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:11 |
By the way, much like DOTA, at least soccer has never turned my city into a cluster gently caress of rear end in a top hat tourists driving and walking poorly. But that's because this is America and the majority of us are smart enough to realize how loving stupid soccer is so we don't have to worry about that. But it seems like we aren't smart enough to realize how lovely baseball is, so gently caress America, I guess? E: I stand by every word of that original post, Jeffrey.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:11 |
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Jackie D posted:OP manages to reach broken clock levels of accuracy This broken clock is right at all times of day.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:12 |
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My house backs out onto a big field with two baseball diamonds and every summer the people that play there piss in the corner of my fence because its a pretty great pissing spot but it smells bad.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:13 |
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I loving love baseball.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:16 |
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Kly posted:My house backs out onto a big field with two baseball diamonds and every summer the people that play there piss in the corner of my fence because its a pretty great pissing spot but it smells bad. Plant some thorn bushes there or something man, make it a lovely spot to piss
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:18 |
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I stand on the first base and catch balls thrown to me, every day for six months i am an elite athlete
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:25 |
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THB I think baseball is just a reason to get drunk. Watch or go to a baseball game and the first thing everyone says is "let's get drunk as gently caress so this incredibly slow and boring game seems interesting!" Then they precede to ignore the game entirely except to drunkenly yell on the off chance that something exciting actually happens.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:26 |
Pawn 17 posted:THB I think baseball is just a reason to get drunk. Why would anyone go to a sport they don't really like to pay ridiculous prices for beer when they could watch something they do like and drink cheaper beer elsewhere?
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:27 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Plant some thorn bushes there or something man, make it a lovely spot to piss Theres a utility box there for something so even if i did that the city would remove them.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:32 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Why would anyone go to a sport they don't really like to pay ridiculous prices for beer when they could watch something they do like and drink cheaper beer elsewhere? I really don't know. I mean, I get being a "fan" and living through professional athletes vicariously. But seriously, how many baseball fans (who aren't children) actually play baseball themselves or can watch an entire game sober? Not many I bet.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:39 |
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Al Nipper posted:Petition for an I Don't Like Thing subforum. agreed and you're mustache in your ID photo exemplifies why baseball is both a manly sport and the all America's game these people are wrong
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:43 |
reminder that thejoker138 (lol) is possibly the biggest manchild on the forums and had this exchange once:Non Serviam posted:I'm interviewing her again tomorrow hence the revival of the thread. TheJoker138 posted:I have questions but I'm not going to tell you any of them, and instead will save them for next time she comes around here in case I get the chance for another video interview with her.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:03 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Why would anyone go to a sport they don't really like to pay ridiculous prices for beer when they could watch something they do like and drink cheaper beer elsewhere? baseball is stupid cheap yo. stupid cheap. probably best price/hour than most leisure activities.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:04 |
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step into the batter's box, op. I will throw a pitch past you so fast that you will cry tears of joy and the light of baseball will touch your heart
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:05 |
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TheJoker138 posted:By the way, much like DOTA, at least soccer has never turned my city into a cluster gently caress of rear end in a top hat tourists driving and walking poorly. But that's because this is America and the majority of us are smart enough to realize how loving stupid soccer is so we don't have to worry about that. But it seems like we aren't smart enough to realize how lovely baseball is, so gently caress America, I guess? http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster soccer literally turns civilized first world white people into bloodthirsty murderous savages
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:06 |
Lord Frisk posted:baseball is stupid cheap yo. stupid cheap. probably best price/hour than most leisure activities. Yeah, the baseball itself is cheap, I know that. But the prices for beer and poo poo at stadiums is loving insane. Like $8 for a little loving cup of beer. Who would pay that?
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:07 |
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What sports are acceptable OP?
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:07 |
Luvcow posted:What sports are acceptable OP? Football, MMA, and anything where you throw something as far as you can, like javelin and shot put.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:08 |
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football is so dumb that the part people like best about it is eating bbq in the parking lot e: unless it's Canadian football, that poo poo owns
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:09 |
Jerry Mumphrey posted:football is so dumb that the part people like best about it is eating bbq in the parking lot Oh, rugby. I'll also accept rugby.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:10 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Yeah, the baseball itself is cheap, I know that. But the prices for beer and poo poo at stadiums is loving insane. Like $8 for a little loving cup of beer. Who would pay that? Maybe at your scumbag stadium. Or quit whining and go to a AA/AAA game where the beers are like 3 bucks and it's more chilled out anyway.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:11 |
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TheJoker138 posted:By the way, much like DOTA, at least soccer has never turned my city into a cluster gently caress of rear end in a top hat tourists driving and walking poorly. But that's because this is America and the majority of us are smart enough to realize how loving stupid soccer is so we don't have to worry about that. But it seems like we aren't smart enough to realize how lovely baseball is, so gently caress America, I guess? Lol is this about Minneapolis?
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:11 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Football, MMA, and anything where you throw something as far as you can, like javelin and shot put. Hockey is better than all of those What are your thoughts on Bo Jackson and Dion sanders or the idea that the most difficult thing to do in sports is hit a 100mph fastball.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:12 |
Bip Roberts posted:Lol is this about Minneapolis? Yes. The entirety downtown right now is totally poo poo because of the stupid all-star game.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:12 |
Luvcow posted:Hockey is better than all of those Hockey is just ice soccer, but I would be ok with it if fights were encouraged instead of looked down on. That one time the dude got his throat cut by the other guys skate was pretty loving metal, though.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:13 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Yes. The entirety downtown right now is totally poo poo because of the stupid all-star game. Yes, I live here, dunno about "total poo poo". There are some people but it's not really an inconvenience.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:14 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Hockey is just ice soccer, but I would be ok with it if fights were encouraged instead of looked down on. That one time the dude got his throat cut by the other guys skate was pretty loving metal, though. Agreed.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:14 |
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cricket > baseball
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:15 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:cricket > baseball Cricket is cool but most of the usual criticisms of baseball fall especially hard on cricket too.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:17 |
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Albert Poo Holes
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:18 |
Bip Roberts posted:Yes, I live here, dunno about "total poo poo". There are some people but it's not really an inconvenience. I was working downtown earlier, and getting anywhere even close to the stadium or Nicolette is a nightmare.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:20 |
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Parking lots and outside the statdium are great places to buy mildly racist and community pride t-shirts. My favorite was PUJOLS GET OFF 1st AND FINISH MOWING MY LAWN
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:21 |
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Elegant way for the OP to say he hates black people.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:22 |
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TheJoker138 posted:I was working downtown earlier, and getting anywhere even close to the stadium or Nicolette is a nightmare. I walked into work today on Nicolette. There were a few extra tourists in random baseball jerseys but it seemed fine.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:22 |
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I played baseball when I was a kid. Left field. It was boring as gently caress because none of those pussy rear end kids couldn't hit it out far enough for me to actually have something to do. I spent most of my time making sure the 3rd and 2nd basemen didn't gently caress up.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:24 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:56 |
Bip Roberts posted:I walked into work today on Nicolette. There were a few extra tourists in random baseball jerseys but it seemed fine. My job involves driving, and having to get around down there was hell. Luckily I ended up out in the suburbs for most of today. This thread was posted while I was sitting in traffic, at a dead stop, for 15 minutes, though.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:25 |