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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
:siren:Thread about Toilet Paper:siren:

post your favorite TP in this thread. Or post your alternatives to TP if you're averse to it. Post what you do if you're stranded.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Posting

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!
Scott Soft and Cottonelle wipes.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
stranded,

stranded on a toilet bowl

stranded,

stranded without a roll

to show you're a man,

you use your hand

stranded,

stranded on a toilet bowl

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





work poops are a double edged sword. getting paid to poop owns, but inferior single ply toilet paper is terrible.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Inferior toilet paper is litteraly hitler.

I can try to save money on a lot of things. But not TP. My butt is used to a certain kind of lifestyle you see ?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
then you just wipe with twice as much that'll show those stingy corporations. work butts demand satisfaction

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
Listen, the only way to have toilet paper is situated is in the "Waterfall" style.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
seriously, if you do it the second way chances are you're a literal sociopath

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Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

Police Automaton posted:

seriously, if you do it the second way chances are you're a literal sociopath

Someone at my office TURNED IT AROUND after I set it up the right way.

How afraid should I be?

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