The Strain on FX: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

bamhand posted:

Was it just me or did the guy's son look like he was hiding a bowling ball under his shirt? Maybe it was a weird angle or something but it looked like a normal looking kid with a potbelly.

I saw that, too. Really weird stuff.

Maybe the kid's incubating a clutch of werewolf eggs?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 17:06

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:33

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I think the definition of a failed marriage is when you don't even give a poo poo that your partner just discovered you drinking blood with weird mouth-worms.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 03:44

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

muscles like this? posted:

Wait, now his dick fell off.

And made a perfectly smooth Ken doll-like mound.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 03:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Just noticed the title of this episode is "Gone Smooth" :v:

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 04:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

For a brief second during the cold open, I assumed we were looking at Ephraim due to the wig on the vanity.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 13:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

WitchFetish posted:

Cigar-smoking, no-bullshit pest control guy is quickly becoming my favorite character.

I'm looking forward to him and Setrakian teaming up (If this doesn't happen in the books, don't ruin my dreams, ok?)

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 17:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

At least his tubes are looking nice and healthy.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 03:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

This dog-killing motherfucker has gots ta go :mad:

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 03:27

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Annie is a giant idiot.

"RUN!"

"Blurg?"

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 03:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I gotta try that parking lot scam.

HOLY gently caress ANN-MARIE YOU ARE THE DUMBEST WORST MORON

edit: nevermind, using your vampire husband as an rear end in a top hat-disposal is a pretty smart thing

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 03:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

SETRAKIAN! :black101:

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 03:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

GreenNight posted:

I thought they specifically said there is no butthole, that they expel waste through their mouths?

The pilot discharged ammonia from his cloaca during the dissection.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 18:25

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Rocksicles posted:

These Specops vampires need an acronym big time.

Wordsmiths have at it

SWAF (Special Weapons and Fangs) is all I've got

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 21:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Hey Matt, it's time for your body and head to have a trial separation

# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 03:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Vampires - too stupid to not poo poo where they eat

# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 08:25

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

YOU BROKE THE INTERNET!

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 03:19

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:33

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Avasculous posted:

Maybe I just was clocked out by the time it got to that scene, but I think you guys are being a little unfair to it. Setrakian was certain that the master was dying, and was visibly shaken that sunlight didn't do it. It would have been a little weird for him to run out furiously stabbing the master instead of relishing his painful demise.

Setrakian could have chopped off The Master's feet and whatnot to super-duper make sure he would be stuck writhing in agony

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 13:50

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