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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/my-dear-bosses/
and they decided to make a flash game about it

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NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
it's me. i hate them. can't you read my name?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

NiceGuy posted:

it's me. i hate them. can't you read my name?

did kick your boss out of a window?
if so are the police looking for you?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
I'm sure the panty shot was totally necessary.

Your Boss posted:

You may leave my office as soon as I am done mocking your pitiful life.

Your Boss posted:

Your face is curdling my morning coffee.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
"Yeah I am sure all women bosses have a little sign on their wall that says "Beauty Rules", lets add that to the game."

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




Literally lolling.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Perhaps he actually loves them too much, OP. I don't click links but maybe thats whats happening

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Hedgehog launch is better imo.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



unironically

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
good poo poo. looking forward to the authors writeup in wired.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
There is a shop in the game where you can put your boss on a diet so they have better aerodynamics when you kick them through the window.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
and that someone... is me

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Occasionally a giant pile of poo poo will appear in the game and if your boss hits it they will stop in their tracks.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Iron Man cock-blocked my boss. gently caress you Iron Man.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
If you launch your boss high enough in the air she can hit Iron Man.
There are multiple Iron Mans in the sky.
Its nothing but Iron Mans really.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
some kotaku dude who had an existential crisis over flappy bird is cracking his knuckles, getting ready to write a thing about Boss-Kick Arcade being a new paradigm.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
You are trying to kick your boss back to her home.

Her home is pink.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
cannot wait for games journalists to talk about this lovely flash game no one gives a gently caress about and how its the picture of the problematic attitude in gameing.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
You can buy a camera to take embarrassing pictures of your boss.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Occasionally a man size bulldog will appear. If your boss hits the man size bulldog you can have the bulldog throw your boss even farther.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

mr.capps posted:

Occasionally a man size bulldog will appear. If your boss hits the man size bulldog you can have the bulldog throw your boss even farther.

If you don't gently caress it up.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
The player character in the upgrade screen is refer to as "hero"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
seriously tho op i dont think anyone cares about the ideological content of freeflashgames.com

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

mr.capps posted:

The player character in the upgrade screen is refer to as "hero"

NO ONE CARES

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
sorry, that was rude

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


You'd be surprised how many people really hate women irl

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

paranoid randroid posted:

seriously tho op i dont think anyone cares about the ideological content of freeflashgames.com

Fucker posted:

NO ONE CARES

you can unlock different shoes to kick your boss with
the last unlock is animal slippers

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



agreed

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

who even cares about flash games

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

same

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

weekly font posted:

Literally lolling.

It shocks you! It shocks you! To see what's buried beneath! You stupid motherfucker!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
everyones just gilding the lily trying to recapture the magic of that game where a yeti hits penguins with an ice club

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
its kinda funny people are so focused on cultivating their edgy "i don't care about anything" posting image that they seem to think i want people to legitimately get outraged over this flash game and discuss its effect in the bigger picture of things, instead of you know, make fun of a lovely sexist flash game.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
there are wiggling venus symbols on all the updates for your boss

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

the lady in the middle on the right kinda looks like an anime, you think the person who made that would like that

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

everyones just gilding the lily trying to recapture the magic of that game where a yeti hits penguins with an ice club

the first of those games was an anime one but i forgot the name. there was a guy who got kicked by a girl on a bike

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I really want to get a screen shot of iron man because its the most doofy iron man

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