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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Well it's finally over.

Good Jeter everyone.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Lucroy gets 2 doubles and 2 RBIs, and the only time he's in the final montage is for Miggy and JEETS hits.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
Goodnight, 2014 ASG GDT

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Tonight has convinced me. Drop the 5 year waiting period and just enshrine Jeter in the HOF this year, tell Thomas and Maddux to suck it.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Chicago Fox station: Local news is now running a story about "Original Hooters Girls: where are they now?"

Jeter involved somehow.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Pander posted:

Chicago Fox station: Local news is now running a story about "Original Hooters Girls: where are they now?"

Jeter involved somehow.

Mine started with a dad shooting his two kids.




Jeter.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


BY THE MURDEROUS CLAWS OF JETER, GOOD JETER TO YOU ALL

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Infidel Castro posted:

Mine started with a dad shooting his two kids.




Jeter.

They lead with weather here. There is literally nothing happening with the weather though. Ain't hot, ain't a cloud in the sky.
Truly, The Most Boring Day in Sports has begun.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







so i hear wainwright bret favre'd a pitch to jeter's michael strahan c/d

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Pander posted:

Chicago Fox station: Local news is now running a story about "Original Hooters Girls: where are they now?"

Jeter involved somehow.

shouldn't this be a Chipper Jones thing

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

so i hear wainwright bret favre'd a pitch to jeter's michael strahan c/d

confirm Deny Deny Deny

Confirm

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


FizFashizzle posted:

so i hear wainwright bret favre'd a pitch to jeter's michael strahan c/d

just another instance of the cardinals' toxic culture ruining baseball with their showboating shenanigans

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
Hey the MLS and the WNBA are on tommorow!!! (ughhhh)

Color Gray
Oct 10, 2005
BARF!

will_colorado posted:

wait, has anyone on the broadcast mentioned the passing of Tony Gwynn, at all?

What should've happened:

https://twitter.com/mccoveychron/status/489250670378090496

Grant Brisbee @mccoveychron posted:

/Derek Jeter kicks down door to the booth

/grabs mic

"You fuckers seriously aren't going to talk about Tony Gwynn?"

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
Also, Adam Jones wrote "TG19" on his cap tonight. It's going to be extra hilarious when the MLB fines him for it.

6-year plan man
Sep 1, 2007
working hardly, or hardly working?

euphronius posted:

Predicting 5-3

This is some back to the future poo poo right here.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
San Diego was the only team to have a player eligible to be in the game but did not get anyone in.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

6-year plan man posted:

This is some back to the future poo poo right here.

:aaaaa:

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



AsInHowe posted:

San Diego was the only team to have a player eligible to be in the game but did not get anyone in.

Did they really deserve anyone in the game? Let's be frank.

6-year plan man
Sep 1, 2007
working hardly, or hardly working?

Pander posted:

Did they really deserve anyone in the game? Let's be frank.

Jesse Hahn

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Based on some research I've bene working on it seems that Derek Jeter is not just a good ball player but also; a good man. A leader. I'll post an update if I learn anymore admirable things about the most re2pected man in earth,

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
The real question is if he's classy enough to be a Cardinal.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Are the Cardinals classy enough for Derek Jeter, I think not





derek jeter

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