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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
And a bunch of other people.

Starting Lineups

National League
  1. CF Andrew McCutchen, Pirates
  2. RF Yasiel Puig, Dodgers
  3. SS Troy Tulowitzki, Rockies
  4. 1B Paul Goldschmidt, Diamondbacks
  5. DH Giancarlo Stanton, Marlins
  6. 3B Aramis Ramirez, Brewers
  7. 2B Chase Utley, Phillies
  8. C Jonathan Lucroy, Brewers
  9. LF Carlos Gomez, Brewers
    Starting pitcher: RHP Adam Wainwright, Cardinals

American League
  1. SS Derek Jeter, Yankees
  2. LF Mike Trout, Angels
  3. 2B Robinson Cano, Mariners
  4. 1B Miguel Cabrera, Tigers
  5. RF Jose Bautista, Blue Jays
  6. DH Nelson Cruz, Orioles
  7. CF Adam Jones, Orioles
  8. 3B Josh Donaldson, Athletics
  9. C Salvador Perez, Royals
    Starting pitcher: RHP Felix Hernandez, Mariners

Pitchers

National League
RHP Johnny Cueto, Reds
LHP Clayton Kershaw, Dodgers
RHP Zack Greinke, Dodgers
LHP Madison Bumgarner, Giants
RHP Adam Wainwright, Cardinals
RHP Tyson Ross, Padres
RHP Jordan Zimmermann, Nationals
RHP Julio Teheran, Braves
RHP Craig Kimbrel, Braves
LHP Aroldis Chapman, Reds
RHP Francisco Rodriguez, Brewers
LHP Tony Watson, Pirates
RHP Pat Neshek, Cardinals
RHP Henderson Alvarez, Marlins
RHP Tyler Clippard, Nationals
RHP Alfredo Simon, Reds
RHP Tim Hudson, Giants
RHP Huston Street, Padres

American League
RHP Yu Darvish, Rangers
RHP Max Scherzer, Tigers
RHP Felix Hernandez, Mariners
RHP Masahiro Tanaka, Yankees
LHP Jon Lester, Red Sox
LHP David Price, Rays
LHP Scott Kazmir, Athletics
LHP Mark Buehrle, Blue Jays
LHP Sean Doolittle, Athletics
RHP Greg Holland, Royals
LHP Glen Perkins, Twins
RHP Dellin Betances, Yankees
RHP Koji Uehara, Red Sox
LHP Chris Sale, White Sox
RHP Fernando Rodney, Mariners

Reserve Players

National League
C Devin Mesoraco, Reds
C Miguel Montero, Diamondbacks
1B Freddie Freeman, Braves
1B Anthony Rizzo, Cubs
2B Dee Gordon, Dodgers
2B Daniel Murphy, Mets
SS Starlin Castro, Cubs
3B Todd Frazier, Reds
3B Matt Carpenter, Cardinals
IF/OF Josh Harrison, Pirates
OF Charlie Blackmon, Rockies
OF Hunter Pence, Giants

American League
C Derek Norris, Athletics
C Kurt Suzuki, Twins
1B Jose Abreu, White Sox
1B Victor Martinez, Tigers
1B Edwin Encarnacion, Blue Jays
1B/OF Brandon Moss, Athletics
2B Jose Altuve, Astros
2B Ian Kinsler, Tigers
SS Alexei Ramirez, White Sox
SS Erick Aybar, Angels
3B Adrian Beltre, Rangers
3B Kyle Seager, Mariners
OF Yoenis Cespedes, Athletics
OF Alex Gordon, Royals
OF Michael Brantley, Indians

Tedd_Not_Ed fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 16, 2014

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


gently caress DEREK JETER

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


yeah jeets






yeah

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Welcome to the 2014 All Jeter Game.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Jeter will be paraded around the field in a sedan chair, NY sportswriters will deem the showing insufficient.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


GOOD JETER TO YOU

WE ARE JETERING TO YOU TODAY FROM JETER FIELD IN JETERSOTA

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Is the game going to be streamed online anywhere, at least officially?

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


It's fitting that NYC is about to drown in a Diluvian hellpour.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
I hope the camera crew does crowd shots during the starting player introductions so I can enjoy everyone going "Who?" when Salvador Perez is announced.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


please do not post in this thread if your post does not have to do with number 2 the captain derek jeter

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


loving billy chrystal christ

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
JETERALLJETERSTUFFJETERDOWNYOURTHROATACCEPTTHEESSENCEOFJETER

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

JosefStalinator posted:

Is the game going to be streamed online anywhere, at least officially?

You can have the glory of Jeter streamed through the Jeternet if you have a cable provider that covers Derek Jeter Network (known in some markets as Fox)
http://mlb.mlb.com/shared/flash/med...ateId=&team=mlb

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Sandpuppy posted:

I hope the camera crew does jeter shots during the starting player introductions so I can enjoy jeter going "Who?" when Salvador Perez is announced.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
I wish all mentions of the word "Jeter" could be changed into Jokerman font.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
oh look, a guy who is going to start the pitching for the ASG anyways DEREK JETER ..

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


i wish the poster who had this avatar still posted:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Abel Wingnut posted:

i wish the poster who had this avatar still posted:



those eyes

so

calem

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Who really is Derek Jeter ?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I can't wait for Derek Jeter to get the Golden Sombrero in the All-Star Game.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
ALL RESOURCES DIRECTED TO JETER

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


class


clutch



champion

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

You can have the glory of Jeter streamed through the Jeternet if you have a cable provider that covers Derek Jeter Network (known in some markets as Fox)
http://mlb.mlb.com/shared/flash/med...ateId=&team=mlb

The link is stuck at 33% in chrome :negative:

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Seeing Frank Thomas in the booth here next to two normal-sized people is a great reminder of what a loving massive human being he is

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Abel Wingnut posted:

i wish the poster who had this avatar still posted:



Wasn't that guy named PooNani or something?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
So guys is Derek Jeter playing in this years ASG? That's pretty cool, with it being his last year and all.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


can't wait for the starting jete-ups

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I never heard a worse song than that.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


not to distract from important jeter-related poster but someone please tell me what the gently caress is wrong with gabe kapler

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Criminal Minded posted:

Wasn't that guy named PooNani or something?

he had it for a while, but then it was changed a few times.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
LOL thats awkward as hell.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Samardzija's lucky. He doesn't have to wear these crappy hats.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Abel Wingnut posted:

gently caress DEREK JETER

gently caress the yankees*

*except ichiro

e: jeetchiro

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
let's see if this can be as good as the celeb softball game. I'm guessing no.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


JOE: What a classical human being, Harold, the definition of a model person. A captain. A leader. A champion. From the Yankees, let's welcome short stop...

[Madonna's Ray of Light blares through the stadium]

Wait a minute, it can't be.

SUZYN WALDMAN: OF ALL THE DEVIOUS THINGS I'VE EVUH SEEN

JOE: Good god, that's A-Rod's music.

[A-Rod runs onto the field wearing a Biogenisis 13 jersey.]

JOE: And now he's hit Jeter with a gold glove. Selig is throwing up his hands, unable to do anything!

[A-Rod injects himself with 15 steroids while standing over the prone body of Derek Jeter.]

JOE: I've never seen anything so disgusting. This crowd is horrified. They're speechless.

JOE: Mr. Selig, do something.

JOE: [horrified silence]

TIM MCCARVER: Not a lot of people know this, Joe, but Minnesota is home to the world's largest mall

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
JETER's line gonna be 1-1 (a Carlos Gomez error overturned to a hit) with 3 intangibles.

Is the game going to be streamed on JETER.tv? If so, some people could use my JETER.tv account tonight.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

R.D. Mangles posted:

JOE: What a classical human being, Harold, the definition of a model person. A captain. A leader. A champion. From the Yankees, let's welcome short stop...

[Madonna's Ray of Light blares through the stadium]

Wait a minute, it can't be.

SUZYN WALDMAN: OF ALL THE DEVIOUS THINGS I'VE EVUH SEEN

JOE: Good god, that's A-Rod's music.

[A-Rod runs onto the field wearing a Biogenisis 13 jersey.]

JOE: And now he's hit Jeter with a gold glove. Selig is throwing up his hands, unable to do anything!

[A-Rod injects himself with 15 steroids while standing over the prone body of Derek Jeter.]

JOE: I've never seen anything so disgusting. This crowd is horrified. They're speechless.

JOE: Mr. Selig, do something.

JOE: [horrified silence]

TIM MCCARVER: Not a lot of people know this, Joe, but Minnesota is home to the world's largest mall

:thurman: :vince:
:thurman: :vince:
:thurman: :vince:
:thurman:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Samardzija's lucky. He doesn't have to wear these crappy hats.

Shut your mouth. These hats are cool as poo poo.

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

R.D. Mangles posted:

JOE: What a classical human being, Harold, the definition of a model person. A captain. A leader. A champion. From the Yankees, let's welcome short stop...

[Madonna's Ray of Light blares through the stadium]

Wait a minute, it can't be.

SUZYN WALDMAN: OF ALL THE DEVIOUS THINGS I'VE EVUH SEEN

JOE: Good god, that's A-Rod's music.

[A-Rod runs onto the field wearing a Biogenisis 13 jersey.]

JOE: And now he's hit Jeter with a gold glove. Selig is throwing up his hands, unable to do anything!

[A-Rod injects himself with 15 steroids while standing over the prone body of Derek Jeter.]

JOE: I've never seen anything so disgusting. This crowd is horrified. They're speechless.

JOE: Mr. Selig, do something.

JOE: [horrified silence]

TIM MCCARVER: Not a lot of people know this, Joe, but Minnesota is home to the world's largest mall

Good post.

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