MLB 2014 All-Star Game GDT- IT'S THE DEREK JETER SHOW! STARRING DEREK JETER

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Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

YeahTubaMike posted:

This song makes me envy the deaf.

I'm deaf and I have a cochlear implant so I still had to deal with that bullshit

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Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

VJeff posted:

SING DEFYING GRAVITY

♫ Let it GO LET IT GOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ♫ :suicide:

I actually met Idina Adele Dazeem Menzel a couple years ago through work - super nice and thankfully she didn't sing any songs.

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jul 16, 2014

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:04

MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

Someone literally watched this version and said, "Yes, let's get that girl who was Mimi in RENT to perform this before a baseball game!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtFEzhaNrT4

Edit: it's also where Pharrell got his hat ideas, probably.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:06

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Should have sang Maggie's Farm, flipped everyone off, and then set the infield on fire.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:07

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT IN MY CITAAAAYYYYYY

bom bom bom-bom bom bom bom

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:07

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

stop stop HE'S ALREADY DEAD

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:07

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

MaoistBanker posted:

Fox will avoid showing the Canadian national anthem by going directly to commercial after this.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:07

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

I don't like her

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:07

MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

You can always tell within the first 3 seconds how long it's going to take this person to slug out the anthem.

I'm going with just over 3 minutes.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:07

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Somehow her face has gotten even squarer over the years.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:07

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

why are you speeding up at the beginning of lines?

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:07

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

hi everyone, i'm the operator of fox's jeter-cam ask me anything

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BASEBALL

A TUESDAY NIGHT PARTY

WE GOT JETER AND JETER AND ITS JETER

SO LETS GET IT STARTED

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

i'm not surprised a broadway star is stretching this out

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

R.D. Mangles posted:

I think it has a calm, authoritative, Jeterian vibe

Jeets will probably be giving Adele Dhazeem a gift basket tomorrow morning.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Bob James posted:

Should have sang Maggie's Farm, flipped everyone off, and then set the infield on fire.

Still more entertaining than the HRD last night.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I feel like the fact that this woman flubbed two songs allows me to write off any other poo poo she may have produced.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Mike Trout has a lot of baby fat for such an athletic superfreak

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

she's got some impressive sing face at least

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

"Our fleeggggg was still there!"

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

yettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt waveeeeee

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Ah! That tongue was trying to crawl its way out!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:08

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Now sing Barracuda

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:09

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

gently caress yeah F-16s :stwoon:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:09

Kosher Pickup Line: Jan 10, 2008; Hair Elf

Why can't anyone ever just sing it like normal instead of putting their own lovely spin on it?

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:09

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Jets 'n Jeters. :911:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:09

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:09

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

edit: ^^^^^^^ :stare:

jesus christ that turnaround.

Hah I look forward to seeing the screencaps of that on the internet.

I was going to go with a hooded cobra however my coworker just said she looked like a velociraptor and that works.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:09

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:09

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

YeahTubaMike posted:

goodness me

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:10

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Reminds me of Audrey II.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:10

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

in honor of your contributions to baseball, congress has today declared Target Field the sovereign nation of jeetonia, here to regale us with the jeetonian national anthem "their calm eyes were watching god" here is the digital voice of frank sinatra

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:10

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

quote:

"Some of the big-name musicians, in particular, like to take lots of liberties with the song, and that can really hose us," said Maj. Joshua Boudreaux, of the Thunderbirds, the U.S. Air Force's elite demonstration team.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:11

Senf: Nov 12, 2006

YeahTubaMike posted:

yessss

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:11

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

It doesn't matter Joe. What does matter is the terrific splendor of Jeter.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:12

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

how is this broadcast even worst than I thought it possibly could be

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:12

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

those hats are real bad y'all

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:12

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

JUST START THE GODDAMN GAME ALREADY :mad:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:12

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

JUST START THE GODDAMN GAME ALREADY

BLASPHEME

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Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Why am I watching this

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:13

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