MLB 2014 All-Star Game GDT- IT'S THE DEREK JETER SHOW! STARRING DEREK JETER

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Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

"Millions are watching that will never see you play a regular season game."

Except for all those national broadcasts that air on THIS VERY NETWORK.

What about people who want to see players from teams other than the Red Sox and Yankees?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:48

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Julio Cruz posted:

Jeter made a great play

except it was terrible

and he didn't actually make the play

Alexei would have ranged to his left a little bit and had McCutchen out by 10 feet.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:50

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Just let Terry Crews watch the game, Joe Buck. Leave the poor man alone.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:58

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

These closeups on the players are way, way too close in HD.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:03

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

theacox posted:

Doesn't matter. It will happen regardless.

Jeter has the grace to let others feel good about themselves. Class act.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:04

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Jesus someone give Cano a crochet mallot.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:24

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

gently caress yeah Chris Sa-OH WHAT THE gently caress loving JETER AGAIN

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:31

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Jose Abreu will hit a walk-off 3 run homer (after previously tying it with a bomb two innings earlier) and Jeter will still get the MVP.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:33

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Baseball is only downhill from here, ladies and gents.

In fact they've just cancelled the ASG.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:33

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

peepoogenderparts posted:

Line drive caught by Donaldson, throws it to the position that Jeets just vacated

not in our hearts

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:36

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Laderhan posted:

Just looking at Chris Sale's delivery makes my shoulder hurt.

It's a miracle he hasn't had TJS yet.

I hope he pitches 20 years without surgery. A loving god would make that happen.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:39

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

RANDOM JEET TAKE A SHOT

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:45

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

I went into a coma when they told Jeter he couldn't leave them. I think I missed a pitching change?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:31

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Ugh. Standing at attention for that loving song sung by that loving guy? Ugh.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:51

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

rickiep00h posted:

Man wouldn't a baseball-themed song be great for the stretch? If only such a song existed.

I know right

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:52

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Yes Joe Buck, nobody better at managing a 2-run deficit than Craig Kimbrel. He comes out trailing by 2 runs all the time.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:54

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

R.D. Mangles posted:

bartmanned

Was hoping Freeman would throw his glove down and angrily accuse that goon of interference.

R.D. Mangles posted:

how

how is harold reynolds worse than tim mcarver

McCarver is awful, but this is karma for the whole sexual harrassment thing.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:58

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Infidel Castro posted:

Isn't Rodney on the team?

seattle.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:59

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Alexei is just the best :3:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:59

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Quest For Glory II posted:

Ahahaha sure you did Wainwright

This is amazing.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:22

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Perkins makes a GREAT strike out

*jeter montage*

I'm about 20 seconds behind the feed I think so I thought you were kidding but hten

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:32

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

*in the FOX booth*

Producer: YEAH I SAID EVERY CAMERA ON HIM! IF IT ISN'T JETER GET IT THE gently caress OFF MY FEEDS

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:34

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

"Glen, how did you feel knowing Derek Jeter was only a few hundred feet from you? was it an honor?"

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:35

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

ESPN Recap title: AL leads NL 5-3 after 6 innings, as Jeter jogs off

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:36

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Chris Sale with the blown save in the 3rd inning, haha

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:38

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

This is like MST3K dubbing over what people are actually saying, right?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:42

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Tonight has convinced me. Drop the 5 year waiting period and just enshrine Jeter in the HOF this year, tell Thomas and Maddux to suck it.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:53

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Chicago Fox station: Local news is now running a story about "Original Hooters Girls: where are they now?"

Jeter involved somehow.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:54

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:07

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

AsInHowe posted:

San Diego was the only team to have a player eligible to be in the game but did not get anyone in.

Did they really deserve anyone in the game? Let's be frank.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 05:37

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