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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB 2014 All-Star Game GDT- IT'S THE DEREK JETER SHOW! STARRING DEREK JETER
 
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Shut the gently caress up Harold Reynolds, he was safe.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Alan Trammell posted:

I can't believe Derek Jeter is so arrogant that he requires his own personal introduction by a 99 year old corpse wherever he goes

ftfy

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:33
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 American League Best League :smug:

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:34
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 :siren: MIGGY POCO :siren:

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:38
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 I know I like the AL more, but

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 01:51
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Everything Puig touches turns into lovely fielding.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:10
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 I can't believe I'm saying this, but holy gently caress bring back McCarver if it means Harold Reynolds is fired into the sun.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:11
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 :stare: That Pitch :stare:

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:13
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Triple crown winner Derek Jeter.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:26
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 They should just call the AL and NL the Jeter League and the Not-Jeter League respectively.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:30
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Can't wait for someone to call out Tulo for being an rear end in a top hat for not clapping.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 02:34
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

peepoogenderparts posted:

Please foul one into the dugout so Jeets can catch it barehanded while answering a question about himself

More likely a grounder heads their way, and it gets past a diving Jeter.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:25
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 I like to think Jeets is just verbally berating Reynolds in a profanity-laced rant during the break.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:29
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Yeah, that's cool FOX. Show a play in a highlight reel for the MLB Postseason that's illegal now.


Also Max needs to make some really creepy stare behind Jeets.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:31
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

R.D. Mangles posted:

so playing shortstop in the usual fashion

Every so often he falls over when a baseball comes within the general vicinity.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:37
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Fairly sure this is the first time anyone has even acknowledged the existence of the Minnesota Twins all game.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:40
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

maduin posted:

Sorry man, stay on topic:


YEAH JEET CLEATS

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:41
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Faltese Malkin posted:

Hat discussion: That Royals hat isn't the worse thing in the world, the two blues work well together.

Could Look Good Even As An Everyday Cap
Twins
Orioles
Blue Jays

Good
Royals
Pirates
White Sox
Rays

Indifferent
Angels
Mariners
Brewers
A's
Dodgers
Tigers
Astros
Giants

Bad
Yankees
Padres
Indians

Terrible
Nationals
Rangers
Cardinals
Phillies
Rockies
Reds
Cubs
Red Sox
Barves
Diamondbacks

HOLY gently caress MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
Mets
Marlins

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:56
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

AsInHowe posted:

Teams that still need to get into tonight's game:

- San Diego
- Minnesota
- Tampa Bay (but they have no one to come in)

Isn't Rodney on the team?


R.D. Mangles posted:

how

how is harold reynolds worse than tim mcarver

I loving told you all back in the 2nd inning, but did you listen to me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 03:58
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Pander posted:

seattle.

Oh yeah. Completely forgot he wasn't in Tampa anymore.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

YeahTubaMike posted:

I approve of interleague beard-fondling. :patriot:

I think all of them were A's players.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:07
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

:siren::siren::siren: PROVEN CLOSER GLEN PERKINS TIME :siren::siren::siren:

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:27
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 :unsmith: Perk gets the clean 9th inning for the save.






:smith: Poor Neshek, though.

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:33
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 And the first interview after the game is Derek Jee......






Glen Perkins?! :aaaaa:

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:34
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

rickiep00h posted:

Tomorrow's Star Trib: PERK-FECT ENDING.

I wish.

Should be "PERKINS PERFECT 9TH SEALS AL WIN, gently caress THE YANKEES"

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:36
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 I will become an Angels fan for life if Trout whacks Selig in the head with that glass bat. :toxx:

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:41
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Holy poo poo, I think you're right.

Well did he ever play with Derek Jeter? No? WHO CARES THEN?

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:43
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

AsInHowe posted:

What the hell am I going to do

I should ask out a girl, or something

What do I do

AAA All-Star Game

* # ¿ Jul 16, 2014 04:49
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Lucroy gets 2 doubles and 2 RBIs, and the only time he's in the final montage is for Miggy and JEETS hits.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Pander posted:

Chicago Fox station: Local news is now running a story about "Original Hooters Girls: where are they now?"

Jeter involved somehow.

Mine started with a dad shooting his two kids.




Jeter.

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