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R.D. Mangles posted:SUZYN WALDMAN: OF ALL THE DEVIOUS THINGS I'VE EVUH SEEN God I could actually hear her stupid, stupid voice just then. I loathe the yanks, never watch or listen to their games, live on the opposite coast, and yet I still know what she sounds like for some reason uuuuuuuuuuugh.
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Jul 16, 2014 00:59
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I swear to god if they have a sit-down interview with Jeter on that little pedestal on the pitcher's mound I'm going to throw up the gyro I just ate and turn off the tv. In that order.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:forever young?????? you mean the rod stewart song?? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forever_Young_(Bob_Dylan_song)#Rod_Stewart VJeff posted:SING DEFYING GRAVITY  I actually met Idina Adele Dazeem Menzel a couple years ago through work - super nice and thankfully she didn't sing any songs. Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jul 16, 2014 |
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Jul 16, 2014 01:07
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edit: ^^^^^^^  jesus christ that turnaround.Hah I look forward to seeing the screencaps of that on the internet. I was going to go with a hooded cobra however my coworker just said she looked like a velociraptor and that works.
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R.D. Mangles posted:i'm so so sorry Don't be 
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Jul 16, 2014 01:22
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:Mike Trout will hit for the cycle, but Jeter will win MVP anyway. He'll probably be out performed by 3+ other dudes and he's still going to get the MVP. You know it, I know it, Joe Buck knows it, Fox Sports knows it, the MLB knows it. And already a One-inning all-Jeter highlight package 
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Jul 16, 2014 01:41
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Faltese Malkin posted:Random thought: those Blue Jay uniforms are gorgeous Their unis are the only ones making those lovely, lovely hats look good.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:disagree Counterpoint? Rebuttal? I'm legit curious. And if you say Miami I know you aren't taking this seriously.
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Faltese Malkin posted:The Orioles one isn't that bad. I don't think I've actually noticed the O's uni yet - I'll keep an eye out for it. Also, Jeter would have had that catch. And it would have been a HR if he was the one hitting it. Plus he would have made the throw into home on time.
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Jul 16, 2014 01:50
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Top Hats Monthly posted:I accidently touched the gum wall in Seattle and now I have an aversion to Seattle but if the Mariners help the Dude! Dude. Duuuude... You never touch the gum wall. It's loving disgusting.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:I know but someone thought it would be ~~~~funny~~~~ to push me in I'm sorry your  friends are terrible people. That poo poo is naaaaaaaaaasty.
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Jul 16, 2014 01:52
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Don't gently caress up Brooklyn nine-nine, Fox. That's literally the only thing you're doing "right".
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Jul 16, 2014 01:58
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Pander posted:Just let Terry Crews watch the game, Joe Buck. Leave the poor man alone. No way they need to get Terry up in the booth loving STAT. Let him suplex Harold and back body drop Joe Buck while yelling EXPLOOOOOOOOOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! for the entire game.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:00
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Carlton Banks posted:See thats why everyone should root for the NL to win, so that can't happen That pretty much would guarantee it for Jeets out of pity.
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And that's why his name isn't Joey Gloves eeeeeeeeeeyuk-yuk-yuk
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Infidel Castro posted:I can't believe I'm saying this, but holy gently caress bring back McCarver if it means Harold Reynolds is fired into the sun. MUTE - THE - TEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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VJeff posted:Since when was Gotham a FOX show? I thought it was some CW poo poo. Fox execs look at (bad) CW show's ratings - thinks: we can do that poo poo just as bad, if not worse!
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Jul 16, 2014 02:22
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Faltese Malkin posted:Ugh how many more Jeter anecdotes are we going to have to listen to. Talk about one of the other 40 players in this game for a minute or two. It's only the third inning man. You've got at least 1.75 more hours worth of Media  Jeter on deck.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:
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Please start and end a sentence with the word "Jeter", Joe. You were SO close there a second ago.
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We're not done yet - get ready for the encore hat tip. we're not done yet get ready for the encore to the encore hat tip.
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theacox posted:Jeets goes directly to the booth for commentary now. Aaaaaaaaaand nailed it.
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euphronius posted:An inning and a half of stoppage time will be added. I like this plan. Get all of the managers and GMs around the league pissed that "they're burnin' up mah pitchers' arms!"  I loving love that.
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Mister E posted:To make up for this grievous error the All-Star Game is being renamed the Derek Jeter Memorial Game. "Today, we are all
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Tedd_Not_Ed posted:I love them talking about Puig's plate discipline after last night. How many synonyms for "chop" and "hack" can you come up with?
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It's going to happen. That man's arm is going to spontaneously disassemble on field before our eyes.
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"Hey Robinson Cano how does it feel to be in the All Star game - voted in from a team that is perennially in the sewehhahahahahahahaha just kidding - how exactly does Derek Jeter's jock taste?"
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Quest For Glory II posted:THIS ONE IS HAMMERED TO LEFT *doesn't reach warning track* I can't wait to attend the Joe Buck School of Sports Broadcasting Excellence LLC with other monotone middle class white guys. Guest Seminar by Pete Sampras and Andy Roddick
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coronaball posted:My God, Harold Reynolds might be worse than McCarver was. It is literally just another brand of dumb.
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Crazy Ted posted:Jeets talkin' poo poo to Harold Reynolds is marvelous He's retiring... he doesn't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'd probably be an even bigger smartass to all of the media on the way out. Especially Harold. Then start doing BEEP BOOP BEEP I AM JOE BUCK BOOP BEEP BOOP impressions.
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Faltese Malkin posted:Hat discussion: That Royals hat isn't the worse thing in the world, the two blues work well together. Wait, this is the hat I meant earlier when I mistakenly referred to Blue Jays' hat. The Royals'ssesses hat best of the lovely hats by a country mile. Infidel Castro posted:Indifferent Woo we win we win we don't lose we win
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