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madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
SomethingAwful is a CIA Front, and as a spinoff of SomethingAwful, 4chan is suspect.

Fact: SomethingAwful hosted a radical leftist forum for several years, up until the US Military took legal action because SomethingAwful members had been gang-stalking and harassing a US Navy contractor. This extended to sharing photographs of the inside of his home and aerial photographs of his neighborhood, as well as commenting, to him, about structural weaknesses and how to destroy his home through violence and terrorism.

Fact: SomethingAwful has a history of harassing reality-based (read; centrist and center-right) communities on sites like 4Chan and Reddit. They especially target redpill communities.

Fact: At least one of Obama's Benghazi Victims, Sean Smith, was a member of SomethingAwful and his last words were communicated to a something-awful online harassment and money-laundering team.

With all this in mind, considering that SomethingAwful created Slenderman, and that SLenderman is linked to MULTIPLE attempted murders... why haven't people realized what's really going on? Heck, even MSM stooges like Glenn Beck have realized that they aren't on the level.

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madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Slenderman was a false flag

quote:

Slenderman was a False Flag. But it's also Monarch poo poo. Think about it. Programming kids through hyper-memetic internet content...

The military's obviously opposed, but the CIA/Executive Branch is bang alongside creating these events in order to create the desire for martial law or a general firearms ban.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Murder You're Family

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im the low level nsa mook assigned to monitor SA ama

Ryen Deckard
Jun 28, 2008

My blood is red, white, and blue.

paranoid randroid posted:

im the low level nsa mook assigned to monitor SA ama

do they keep you in a well ventilated area?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

paranoid randroid posted:

im the low level nsa mook assigned to monitor SA ama

Are you guys hiring, because I have a lot of experience surfing SA at work?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
Counter point left wingers are crazy. They are the ones who actually violently protest, and shoot up schools. They also tend to have the highest levels of mental illness get enough of them together and you got something awful.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

paranoid randroid posted:

im the low level nsa mook assigned to monitor SA ama

i'm the even lower-level cia mook assigned to monitor you

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
Shitposter, I served with Kyoon. I knew Kyoon. Kyoon was a friend of mine. Shitposter, you're no Kyoon.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im in a fuckin basement cubical with jerry the lactose intolerant who loves cheese. they should issue me an NBC suit.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Klurfs are actually a ploy to get the general public to accept our bio-engineered weapons program.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Don Tacorleone posted:

Murder You're Family

Understood.

The hen has laid seven eggs.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Are you guys hiring, because I have a lot of experience surfing SA at work?

depends, are you an evangelical christian or can you parachute enough adderal to fake the glossy-eyed look

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Xaris posted:

Shitposter, I served with Kyoon. I knew Kyoon. Kyoon was a friend of mine. Shitposter, you're no Kyoon.

Allahu akbar.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Goonswarm is a front to transfer money to CIA hit squads in the Middle East

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
so wait is the drugs forum where cia gang/cartel leaders swap secret messages to each other?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Tamám Shud.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

dontcareaboutname posted:

so wait is the drugs forum where cia gang/cartel leaders swap secret messages to each other?

That and the latest MKULTRA experiments

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
there's a CIA Front page???

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Droid posted:

That and the latest MKULTRA experiments

see: a misanthropes avatar

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Who will help the widow's son?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hi CIA imgay

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




Lowtax posted:

there's a CIA Front page???

Perma-burned :byewhore:

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
so then does this mean shmorky is an alien that lowtax is secretly sheltering?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
fact cia is pretty normal boring place overall fact your life is more boring

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
gas thread burn op



bring back weekend terror web

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


CIA stands for crap in rear end lol

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Linux Pirate posted:

CIA stands for crap in rear end lol

this made me laugh and I feel ashamed for it

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
*scrolls through the gibbis*

It's a fire sale..

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
cia subforum is full of toilet cam threads

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
See I knew something was fishy around here. I'm the low level goon who drops his weapons and runs when Felix Lighter and a horde of CIA ninjas invade the forums.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I'm eating Watermelon for Lunch.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


mods lied caro died

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


whwnver I posted in the original slender man stabbing thread claiminv I orchestrated the attacks an undercover cop parked ojtside my house for a few days. when I asked him what he was doin he just said the cops new he was there. true story

**could have been related to my recent gotcha email for torrents

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.

Lowtax posted:

there's a CIA Front page???

Acknowledged. Goku's pants have been moved to a secure minecraft server.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Isn't technically every site a front for the CIA?

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
happy to do my part for ZOG

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

CIA is always wierd to read about because you mostly hear about the fuckups and they always sound like something from a corny 60's spy tv show

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

op you're no Kyoon

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


mods knew...

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