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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Berlin.

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sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
groverhaus

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

poopzilla posted:

If i figure out how to change it, it will be 'Haile Selassie's ballin rear end pussy palace'

If you can add an accent over the e, you could make it sound like "Hail-ee Selass-ay Pussy Pala-chay"

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Whatever will get me those sweet upvotes.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Welthauptstadt Germania

John Denver Hoxha fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jul 16, 2014

DangerDan
May 31, 2011

FULTON: The Freshmaker
Attila's Cock

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
I forgot that you could name your capital cities.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

poo poo town

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Negropolis

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
If it's a non-english speaking country, especially native american or african, it gets named a retarded and probably somehow offensive bastardization of the original name. For example, Onondaga becomes "onononononderger"

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Maoist Pussy posted:

If you can add an accent over the e, you could make it sound like "Hail-ee Selass-ay Pussy Pala-chay"

i'll have to look into mods to do this

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


Communism

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
CuntNigga

then CuntNigga II, etc

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i dont change the names because I respect the history of the civilizations unlike you degenerates

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Capital lovely

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

golden throne of bob dole

or niggapolis

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

...or Fire Island. :gay:

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

Phil Niekro posted:

Scum City 666

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Thereton-upon-Crapshire

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

Maoist Pussy posted:

Rammstein
Greased Fist
Spread Eagle

some more ideas I came up with

thanks! Hammurabi will tremble under the might of Greased Fist :D

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone
wait, there are cities in civilizations?

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Idiot Syncratic posted:

I use the default names in Civ, but in AC I would always rename any Believer cities I captured to fit my faction, mainly because I imagine it would really piss Miriam off.

Well I like to play as Miriam and rename cities to Jesusland and Holy Christ and Baptist Express and God Dam and Jesus Island.

Sephuran
Nov 12, 2011

I call it GBS.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I didn't know you could change them

Grabpot Thundergust
Jul 6, 2010
poo poo City, or Poopopolis. Occasionally Fartopia.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Lidsville, usually.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Either Port Au Prince, Capetown, or Detroit.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I only ever play civ with my friend owen and he always names his religion something awesome like fags believe dis

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
im gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fandyien posted:

i use default names.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
pretty much everything is nazi themed.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Gaythursburg.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I didn't know you could change them but I suck at those games. It's fun for a bit and then the AI just steamrolls me. I don't know if it actually cheats or if there is poo poo I'm missing but I go from :D to :( in like two rounds.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Changing my answer to Dildopolis.

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


welcome to chicken nuggets

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

_CasH

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I name mine after the characters in evangelion

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

ZombieParts posted:

I didn't know you could change them but I suck at those games. It's fun for a bit and then the AI just steamrolls me. I don't know if it actually cheats or if there is poo poo I'm missing but I go from :D to :( in like two rounds.
How do you usually play? I usually go with small nations of around three cities and it is still easy to the point of being boring to win.

Name of capital: Propane and Propane Accessories

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

civilization owns. i like all the civ games but im sad i cant get civ 2 to run on windows 8

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Philadelphia.

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