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of a date is going bad i like to wrap the girl in a tight blanket while applying even pressure to the soles of her feet
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Fandyien posted:way to hit me w/that before you timg'd it saltlick, you bitch Sorry 
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establish a comfortable vantage point outside her window and daydream about what her skin feels like to touch
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Always, ALWAYS touch their shirt and ask about the fabric.
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can we get some real tips please honestly im not too great with dates imo. It dependson the girl I guess im pretty good at listening to new people talk
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compliment her feet
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1gnoirents posted:can we get some real tips please Create thread in e/n : shy guy looking for cute but forgiving girl AMA
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1gnoirents posted:can we get some real tips please
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this is a pretty good way to approach ladies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXOty7arPmo
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Phil Niekro posted:compliment her feet Yes. As a compliment, ask "Can I smell your feet?" When she says "no", say "well, it must be your pussy then", turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.
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Kirk Johnson posted:Yes. As a compliment, ask "Can I smell your feet?" usually your posts are bad but this is a good one
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In the middle of a conversation, get very uncomfortable and leave abruptly saying you have to return some videotapes. You always have to make it seem like you are very busy and not waiting on her.
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Has anyone thought of this: wear your fedora/trilby backwards? I remember people started wearing baseball caps backwards and it became cool at some point for a while. Feel free to mix it up and maybe turn them sideways when backwards seems less cool.
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Professor Cthulhu posted:Has anyone thought of this: wear your fedora/trilby backwards? I remember people started wearing baseball caps backwards and it became cool at some point for a while. Feel free to mix it up and maybe turn them sideways when backwards seems less cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo na that aint cool but you can try this advance technique to impress the ladies
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Jul 16, 2014 21:31
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i am having a 3some right now in second life and both these chicks tell me theyre hot and for sure actually chicks so suck it losers
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Jul 16, 2014 21:34
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When you posses the power of rape, things like "looks" or "personality" or even "voice tonality" become banal. Learn to rape. Rape hard.
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sluggo is mad posted:i am having a 3some right now in second life and both these chicks tell me theyre hot and for sure actually chicks so suck it losers im pretty j
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Jul 16, 2014 21:36
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Join a cult and they will give you a free female.
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SaltLick posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo its cool cuz that guy is definitely not shaving his head because he's going bald SaltLick posted:im pretty j gently caress!
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Dont comment on my hair, earrings, tattoos, smell, clothes, shoes, or bag. If you use a stupid pickup line I will ignore you. Dont talk to me and leave me alone at the bar so I can play pokemon.
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This one weird trick professional pick up artists HATE: "yo girl what dat smell like!?" in a stern but confident voice. Do not specify what 'dat' is.
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-be handsomed -be attractive -don't be unhandsome
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SaltLick posted:Sorry whats wrong with his teeth
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psyopmonkey posted:Dont comment on my hair, earrings, tattoos, smell, clothes, shoes, or bag. 
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theyre approximately the color of a heavily jizzed sock
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Alberto Basalm posted:whats wrong with his teeth gingivitis
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psyopmonkey posted:Dont comment on my hair, earrings, tattoos, smell, clothes, shoes, or bag. dont talk to me at all just let me devour my greasy food in peace in this dark corner of the bar - a creepy person
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Work out Girl will suck ur dick if you have abs/muscles Hth
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Always carry a big smart-looking book with you as girls like intelligence. Make funny jokes and feel free to laugh at your own joke first if the girl doesn't laugh, this lets her know that the joke is funny. Don't make racist comments unless she makes them first. ex: She says "this chink waiter is taking forever" You can (hypothetically) reply: "there were in a hurry to bomb us at Pearl Harbor but not to refill our beverages?" and so on
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just tell a girl that you went to harvard and work for mckinsey and are in town for a client during the week lately. much easier way to get your dick sucked than going to the gym
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Create thread in e/n : shy guy looking for cute but forgiving girl AMA Hmm, thanks, will do
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oldpainless posted:Always carry a big smart-looking book with you as girls like intelligence. Fish for racist tendencies by suggesting you eat at a chiner diner. If she doesn't go for it laugh and say you mispronounced china diner
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Man_at_desk posted:Join a cult and they will give you a free female. This is true but Thursday you're the one in the barrel
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Ladies typically like a man who is sporty and successful. Thus be sure to tell her which e-sports you play and your key achievements in life. For example, point out which heroic bosses you've killed in World of Warcraft, what level your Steam account is and what is your typical actions per minute in Starcraft. If you also want to let her know you're a literate man of letters, put these details in a résumé you can present to her. Be sure to include your guild leader as a reference!
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One time I was getting onto a plane, but my ticket window seat next to a girl. I knew from experience that if I asked her to move over she would just stand up and ask to be moved, so I just stood there and looked awkward for a while. Fortunately, she asked if I had the window seat and stood up. I sat down and thanked her. She smiled at me, so I thought this would be a good opportunity to try flirting. I quickly put a piece of gum into my mouth to make sure my breath wasn't foul. Then, I offered her a stick of gum to open the conversation. It was icebreakers gum, by the way. She said no thanks and started playing with her phone, so I decided to quit while I was ahead. Then, the most amazing thing happened: She didn't ask to be moved! I did not scare her away just by talking to her, and she spent the whole flight sitting there and ignoring me, minus two bathroom breaks. Both were pee-breaks based on how long they took. I'm not sure where the tip is in this story, but it was the second time I almost got a date with a girl, and it was the proudest moment of my life.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Don't talk to girls and be a goon at the same time.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Don't be creepy? I didn't ask for this power!
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