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bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Don't post here if u aren't going to make me laugh

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hey op, look in a mirror hahal ol

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

shouldn't this thread have been made by a funny poster?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
hello

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i'm gay

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

i'm not haha funny, i'm the other kind of funny. can i still stay?

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.
gently caress you, I'm unfunny and I'm posting in your thread and making GBS threads it up

Musket
Mar 19, 2008
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Once I farted really bad on a Korean train. There were a lot of old Korean women sitting (they get like a lot of preferred seating) and every one of them looked right at me and made scrunched up faces. For a long time.

I didn't know if I should have went to another part of the car or what but it was like a 20 minute ride but it felt like maybe 25 minutes

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Professor Cthulhu posted:

gently caress you, I'm unfunny and I'm posting in your thread and making GBS threads it up

:laffo:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
why did the goon cross the road?

he didn't, he was too fat to move

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im going to kill one goon a day culminating in my own livestreamed suicide but there wont be anyone left to wathc it

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hi.

e: Oops, thought this was the thread for unfunny posters.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mega64 posted:

Oops, thought this was the thread for unfunny posters.

It is.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


well looks like you fucke dup

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ansel autisms posted:

Don't post here if u aren't going to make me laugh

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hey OP, you put in the homo in Homosexul.

I dont like you because your face is bad.

Shut up OP.>

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Anecdote accepted.
Snappy comeback not found.
Beep boop.

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
i can shitpost in your thread with my eyes closed and you cant stop me

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
I made my thousandth post today. Nobody noticed :(

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
there are three old ladies sitting on a park bench on a hot summer day.
a streaker walks in front of them.
the first old lady, frail as she is, has a stoke.
the second old lady, frailer than the first, also has a storke.
the third old lady didn't want to touch it.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I'm in this thread now, get ready for some funny :wink:

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

Beige posted:

I made my thousandth post today. Nobody noticed :(

good job on those posts.

Pebble and the Penguin
Sep 9, 2010

You're going out there a silly, hysterical, screaming queen, but you're coming back a great, big, passing-for-straight Broadway star!
laughing so hard rn keep it up guys

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO



homemade poo poo joke for ya ... hope it's poo poo enough

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

ansel autisms posted:

Don't post here if u aren't going to make me laugh

haha and you are making fun of my posting?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Click here for comedy------>>>>>http://www.ebaumsworld.com/

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
69

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

ansel autisms posted:

Don't post here if u aren't going to make me laugh

*mistakenly estimates moon luminance to be 350cd/ft*
*botches photo of church*
gently caress
*pratfalls*

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Click here for comedy------>>>>>http://maddox.xmission.com/
holy poo poo that is hella funny

The Internet is really good at making you feel like a dumbass. Just hop on a forum, play a game or ask anyone anything and people will be lining up to tell you what a moron you are, with me usually at the front of that line.
Lately there has been a flood of stupid "life hack" videos and "how-to" articles tailored for weak-minded losers. These condescending "hacks" aim to enlighten us about a "new" way of doing a common thing, like eating an apple or drying our hands. The problem is that these tips often don't work, don't save time and are wholely unnecessary. People are obsessed with these bullshit tips.
...
Some of these tips aren't just useless, they're dangerous. The tip in the video above about cooling your stupid soda in the freezer can cause it to explode. The picture to the right is of a boy in China who grabbed a soda can from the freezer just as it was about to rupture. The added pressure of his hand caused the can to burst, sending shrapnel across his face, requiring him to get 38 stitches. Nice life hack, dipshits.

You know what? I've changed my mind. Go ahead, do all these stupid life hacks. I hope every clever cake-cutting dipshit gets botulism. Enjoy telling people that you got a scar from lovely frozen soda exploding in your face for the rest of your lives. Facehack.

217,421 people hacked their way into an emergency room.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
There is no loving way maddox has been updated this whole time. My mind is loving blown. I dont even know what to say

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
go gently caress yourself, OP

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Three men walk into a jewelry shop. A black, an asian, and a hispanic. The black man got the greatest discount while the asian man overpaid and the hispanic man made a fair trade.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress this thread, where da weed at

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

Dubious posted:

gently caress this thread, where da weed at

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
i dont know how to be funmy i only know poo poo sorry

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
op I have a joke for u
ur life

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
surprising lack of funny in the funny posters only thread, maybe change thread title to "thread for posters ONLY"

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Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
Did you guys hear about the apple who went to a fancy dress party? It was a gala!

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