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poo poo a poison mushroom game. I wanna be a dwarf but make me like 6 feet so I can dunk all the other dwarves into oblivion and then laugh at their stupid stumpy bodies.
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ThirdEmperor posted:Real life mafia games are almost always awful. What kind of idiot mayor was running that game.
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Jul 19, 2014 00:51
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I want to be a dorf but only if I can teach people how to play golf.
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Jul 19, 2014 03:07
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It's okay. There are undead dwarves in Dwarf Fortress. So I guess from the grave I can teach fishing too!
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Jul 19, 2014 04:34
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Give everyone bastard roles and then give one person a regular role.
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Jul 20, 2014 22:29
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Hahaha look at that chump dying because she didn't properly prep her floodgate. Some dwarves just weren't meant to tunnel.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:49
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Also an anon vote. This game is off to a whizzbang start. Let's band together and blame it on the elves. Those guys are assholes.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:49
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Whoops here's some elephants. Whoops here's some more elephants. Who ordered all of these elephants????
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Jul 21, 2014 03:54
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Rascyc posted:i got this it's like a reverse 
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Jul 21, 2014 03:58
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Guys stop no you're breaking the votefinder robot.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:01
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mr.capps posted:lets kill everyone who actually hasn't played dwarf fortress That's the opposite of real life where everyone who has played Dwarf Fortress wants to kill themselves.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:05
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Prometheus is good enough for what it is. The GBH felt a bit rushed to me, but it was nice. Arrested Development Season 4 feels like Arrested Development fan fiction though, sorry Capps.
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Jul 21, 2014 21:44
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Rascyc posted:you didn't even do that on purpose really, that hardly counts Ohhhhh nooooooo all my elephants!!
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Jul 22, 2014 03:19
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The great forums crash took away something near and dear to us.
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Jul 22, 2014 16:56
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I like the cut of this guys jib. He knows what's going on. Also hammerer if you don't vote me next you are a dumb baby I dare you.
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Jul 23, 2014 00:23
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Tremendous Taste posted:hurt are you scum Nope. I am totally towny. Can I trust you this game?? Big Nothing posted:Capps who do i vote for Yourself.
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Jul 23, 2014 01:07
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Good. Commence operation dig up shiny things and then vote out scum (DUST AT VOS). Secondary Objective: Get back my elephants.
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Jul 23, 2014 01:11
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Big Nothing posted:##vote Dr Hurt Lol look at this dunkass.
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Jul 23, 2014 01:17
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Philip J. Fry posted:Dr. Hurt- Been around but no content. I don't think you "get" Dwarf Fortress. quote:I'm assuming this is actually a serious vote but it came without any explanation or prior mention of Hurt. So why'd you do that B? I just told him to vote himself. He votes me. Everyone laughs and goes home. Very funny. Poison Mushroom posted:All of you need to listen to me, because I'm the boss around here! Now make me thirty weapon racks of spiral opal! DOWN WITH POLITICIANS! ##vote Science of Suck
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Jul 23, 2014 04:18
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The Science of Suck has revealed themself as the Mayor.
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I am sure this mayor makes laws, but is he really making them for the good of the people? Or is this another dwarf oligarch who just spread a few shiny gems around to curry the public's favor. I for one am not going to leave that up to chance. What if he starts taxing elephants by the ear? What if he decides to open the lava gates and all my hard digging is for naught? Impeach Mayor Suck. It's the Dwarven thing to do.
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Jul 23, 2014 04:26
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Hal Incandenza posted:This sounds like you are backup Mayor or Assistant Mayor trying to grab power. I am just a humble Dwarf. A dwarf can dig, or a dwarf is dead. It's not right for a dwarf to write things down and make laws. It's even worse for a dwarf to take laws away. Words are powerful, and erasing words to make new ones is basically a crime so kill all government officials.
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Jul 23, 2014 04:33
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The Science of Suck posted:Who said i was a noble or knew anything about them? BakaEmperor's line of thought was "Mayor is an important position. Important position = NOBLE!" which is dumb as hell.
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Jul 23, 2014 04:44
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Rascyc posted:they wouldn't put me in charge of the lava lever if I were a noble Are you in charge of the lava lever? WHO IS ACTUALLY IN CHARGE OF THE LAVA LEVER????
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Jul 23, 2014 04:49
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You monster. I was just in those holes. ##vote Rascyc
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Jul 23, 2014 04:56
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I am many things, but I am not very good at keeping secrets.
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Jul 23, 2014 05:00
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Hal Incandenza posted:Man, I have a hard time believing that Fry doesn't know what BP is. I dunno it reads pretty organically stupid to me. Reads the role PM too quickly, gets excited and then worried that his precious get out of lynch free card is going to be wasted day 1. Still doesn't mean I'm not laughing at him.
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Jul 23, 2014 15:55
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BecauseRascyc posted:dorfs
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Jul 23, 2014 16:11
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Somberbrero posted:actually what the gently caress with dr. hurt though, why was he still throwing down joke votes less than a day from the deadline? For a serious answer, we are sitting here 13 hours from deadline on day one. If I was making japes an hour from deadline, sure that's probably a problem. We have a pretty even spread of votes out there. You seem awfully rushed to get a lynch going. Somberbrero posted:yeah but there's content in this game now and Not Trying on day one has never ever been a useful thing. if you aren't bothering to even comment or work off of one of the several distinct arguments being made, why do you want to play mafia? seriously the bar for entry here is pretty low, just quote someone else and vote for whom they vote for if nothing else. He says, blatantly disregarding my thoughts on the "Fry is a ding dong" situation. Also you are advocating lazy mafia play, therefor you are a huge idiot. Have a great day, may you find many shiny rocks! Rascyc posted:imo it's only organic if the 'frustration' part can be believed and I don't really see a post of his where he was getting frustrated as opposed to his mad post directed at me earlier Eh I dunno. You might not have seen it yesterday but he could have been feeling internally pressured. The only reason I'm saying this, is when I've had cool town power roles I've always been worried about the first day because I have wanted to use them at least once. At the same time like you said the only time his feathers seemed a bit ruffled was this Philip J. Fry posted:I just. How would that ever work? Why would I think that would ever work? But you know who else feels inordinately pressured about mundane things...........
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Jul 23, 2014 16:23
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Somberbrero posted:okay, but putting down a vote on an actual bandwagon that was gaining momentum and framing it as a joke is scummy. dr. hurt took the vote off once it lost steam. Thank god you are here to explain to me why I do all my actions. I was looking at my joke like "jeez why did I do this" but now Professor X of the gnomes is here to peer inside my head and tell everyone exactly what I was thinking.
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Jul 23, 2014 16:24
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I meant to say dwarves. I deeply apologize to all gnomes who thought I was insulting them.
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Jul 23, 2014 16:27
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Somberbrero posted:Just so I'm clear, this is the content you're referencing? HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING ON ANY CASE!!!!!! Wait, he's said something? WELL IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!
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Jul 23, 2014 16:28
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mr.capps posted:this is my way of saying we are getting no where with the current discussion instead you know what we should do? Yeah this has dissolved into a slapfight, but what's the case for baka emperor besides the fact that he's emperor of the bakas and made some dumb logic leaps.
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Jul 23, 2014 16:33
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mr.capps posted:its pretty much that Now that's a vote I can get behind. ##vote 3E
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Jul 23, 2014 16:35
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Tremendous Taste posted:d1 sucks always
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Jul 23, 2014 19:54
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MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:Also, don't shoot me. stop claiming Stop Claiming STOP CLAIMING what the gently caress is wrong with people?
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Jul 24, 2014 01:06
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Opopanax posted:Should I claim? Someone put a vote on me and I'll claim ##vote Opopanax Balls in your court. 
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Jul 24, 2014 01:18
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Opopanax posted:I am a dorf Well I'm satisfied. ##vote 3E
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Jul 24, 2014 01:40
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Folks baka is the best choice. Would be willing to swing to Suck though. Death to the Dwarven government.
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Jul 24, 2014 02:25
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Vote 3E. We have 12 minutes until Taste gets his wish.
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Jul 24, 2014 02:49
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yuming posted:Rude!! Well we'll deal with them tomorrow. For now vote 3E. It's the only way.
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