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Yes its true it happened to me! details after the jump So Some guy was yelling at his girlfriend across the road at a bus stop. she started screaming about love and open relationships and slapped him a couple times but she was super tiny and he was a big guy soi figured he'd tell her to gently caress off and just walk away. But then he started to punch her so i aws like gently caress no, white knight to the rescue because i am a gay baby raised on action movies i crossed over to tell him to just chill out, nobody wants the cops to show up orsomething just lay off with the fists etc but he then turned and grabbed my shirt and proceeded to beat my rear end like kimbo slice. i tried to push him into traffic but he kept tearing at my clothes and i realized it was more likely that i would die by bus which would be pathetic since it was my original idea not his, so i just kind of went down on the asphalt and ate fist while throwing baby punches at his face and groin goons: if you ever go outside, mind your own business and let the girl in the skimpy dress at the bus stop get beaten down herself thank god i have a thick neanderthal skull cuz i couldnt stop thinking about that world star cop
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do you have brain damage
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Jul 17, 2014 02:17
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as a result of that i mean not in general
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Jul 17, 2014 02:18
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Good.
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quote:he was a big guy
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:do you have brain damage yes oh i didnt see the qualifier, i dont know i have a giant apple sized bump on my head which hurts and a bloodied nose. in a way i won because who punches someone on the top of the head gently caress you guy hope your hand hurts 
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Jul 17, 2014 02:21
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Don't believe the OP! if this really was a world* event, it would have taken place at Denny's.
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Jul 17, 2014 02:22
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i thought he had a knife though because he took something from his pocket and clenched his fist before he punched me, but i guess it was his keys. it was frightening goons i just need to vent and be held
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Jul 17, 2014 02:25
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Good work
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Jul 17, 2014 02:26
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for you
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Jul 17, 2014 02:26
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Al Cowens posted:Good. lol someone probate this btich again please
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Jul 17, 2014 02:26
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guys guys i got the poo poo beat out of me it loving ruled!
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Jul 17, 2014 02:29
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sorry you got your rear end kicked OP I guess now you'll know better and not white knight anymore. I lol'd at Kimbo Slice though even though he sucks.
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Jul 17, 2014 02:31
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why didn't you cleave him in two with your Nippon steel?
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ghetto wormhole posted:why didn't you cleave him in two with your Nippon steel? Nice. nice. god drat youre sad
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Jul 17, 2014 02:32
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didnt read
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Al Cowens posted:your first thought about bombs in western europe is japan and some sort of gay anime reference, huh are you in the right thread
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yo bro, maybe next time don't try to gently caress with me when i'm talking to my girl
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ripped0ff posted:yo bro, maybe next time don't try to gently caress with me when i'm talking to my girl 
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ghetto wormhole posted:are you in the right thread but keep on fighting that good fight, ghetto wormhole
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lol thatll teach you not to mind your own loving business op
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i suppose this is good advice for some people but i work out 
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Jul 17, 2014 02:42
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sorry op didnt mean to beat you up
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Al Cowens posted:when your days are spent obsessing over japan and its cartoons, its pretty much a given theres no room in your sad fat goon head for any legitimate humor i don't even like anime, stop trolling me!!!!
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rezatahs posted:i suppose this is good advice for some people but i work out the rule is still 'don't get involved unless you're ready to beat the poo poo out of the guy (and you think you can)' imo youre really dumb if you go up to a bigger guy and you're a human being like op and you say 'Pu puh please s-stop hitting mlady' and you aint got the brawns to back your word up because if a guy is crazy enough to punch a girl in public he'll kick your loving rear end if you say something
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Jul 17, 2014 02:52
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Also dont get choked out. Thats never a fun way to lose a fight.
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Twee as gently caress posted:the rule is still 'don't get involved unless you're ready to beat the poo poo out of the guy (and you think you can)' imo youre really dumb if you go up to a bigger guy and you're a human being like op and you say 'Pu puh please s-stop hitting mlady' and you aint got the brawns to back your word up because if a guy is crazy enough to punch a girl in public he'll kick your loving rear end if you say something you sound like quite the expert here
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Drunk & Ugly posted:Yes its true it happened to me! details after the jump Now you understand why the human brain created the bystander effect.
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The worst part is while you're on the internet with a broken head that dude is probably balls deep in that girl right now. All jacked up from adrenaline after beating up some strange nerd and mercilessly pounding his tiny rear end girlfriend from behind like a crazed animal.
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Big Beef City posted:you sound like quite the expert here i work security at shows and clubs so dealing with violent drunk assholes is kind of something i need to do yeah so is getting flashed by drunk girls who want to get into vip areas 
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Jul 17, 2014 02:59
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did you get the girl in the end?
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Biggie Shorty posted:The worst part is while you're on the internet with a broken head that dude is probably balls deep in that girl right now. All jacked up from adrenaline after beating up some strange nerd and mercilessly pounding his tiny rear end girlfriend from behind like a crazed animal. a few weeks ago there was this guy who started hitting his girl so one of the bouncers made his way to him and started wailing on the guy then me and another guy had to grab that girl off his back because she jumped on him and started clawing and hitting him telling him to leave her boyfriend alone lol
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Jul 17, 2014 03:01
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That will teach you not to leave your replica Hanzo wazikashi at home instead of tucking it into your sweatpants when you walked to IHOP this morning, OP.
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Al Cowens posted:Good.
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Good job, next time win.
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Learn to love the phrase, "Better you than me."
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Qvindtar posted:That will teach you not to leave your replica Hanzo wazikashi at home instead of tucking it into your sweatpants when you walked to IHOP this morning, OP. hey dude I already made this joke and was mercilessly bullied for it
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