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Biggie Shorty posted:The worst part is while you're on the internet with a broken head that dude is probably balls deep in that girl right now. All jacked up from adrenaline after beating up some strange nerd and mercilessly pounding his tiny rear end girlfriend from behind like a crazed animal. i think i sort of pointed that out already but its funny so thats ok. i didnt check her out, i just saw her ugly zebra print dress. but im sure she's getting all the fisting she wants now Twee as gently caress posted:blah blah twee as gently caress yes considering he hit her its not surprising he'd have a go at me, but two other guys came across the road a bit behind me yelling something about stopping him and i thought they'd at least sort of diffuse the situation with me. unfortunately, later i saw that they were twink size and all they could do was offer me water and talk about how there was no opportunity to get in there because of something something martial art youtube fight video expertise blah blah
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Drunk & Ugly posted:yes considering he hit her its not surprising he'd have a go at me, but two other guys came across the road a bit behind me yelling something about stopping him and i thought they'd at least sort of diffuse the situation with me. unfortunately, later i saw that they were twink size and all they could do was offer me water and talk about how there was no opportunity to get in there because of something something martial art youtube fight video expertise blah blah so you heard two voices behind you saying something about stopping him and you immediately ran into the situation like a retard without even making sure they could back you up and actually were? hahaha you loving retard i can just imagine the nerd charge you thought you were leading in your head until your face met his fist you deserved that rear end beating don't get involved in poo poo like that in the future just call the police you dumb gently caress
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Jul 17, 2014 03:26
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ghetto wormhole posted:hey dude I already made this joke and was mercilessly bullied for it she was actually quoting things i said to her re: anime, i dont know if shes just trying to remind me of why she hates m or what but dont take it personal i dont think? maybe you should tho
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Jul 17, 2014 03:27
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Twee as gently caress posted:so you heard two voices behind you saying something about stopping him and you immediately ran into the situation like a retard without even making sure they could back you up and actually were? i have to remember who im talking to here i guess but wow you must be great at security if you think theres time to sit on your rear end and wait for the police while a dude is beating his 5'2 gf i walked towards the guy telling him to chill, the other guys followed behind me and i assumed when he saw "the public" intervene he'd gtfo like most people but he did not because he was a loving moron who doesnt know when to stop, does that sound familiar to you
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Jul 17, 2014 03:31
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good job op, to bad he didn't beat you to death though. That would have been a much better post.
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Jul 17, 2014 03:33
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how's it feel to be a beta bitch op don't fight unless you know you can win otherwise your fragile little ego will be smashed
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Jul 17, 2014 03:39
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Justin Tyme posted:how's it feel to be a beta bitch op but i wasnt trying to fight  can you tell me about your cool army techniques and being a tough guy pls
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Jul 17, 2014 03:40
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Xeom posted:good job op, to bad he didn't beat you to death though. That would have been a much better post.
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Jul 17, 2014 03:42
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Drunk & Ugly posted:but i wasnt trying to fight hide behind something and make ur friend drop a brick on the dude from the roof of the building across teh street
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Jul 17, 2014 03:45
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remember the moral of the story, never do anything for anybody because instead of a feeling of smug self-satisfaction you might actually face adversity for it. i'd do the same drat thing, even if I knew I was going to get my rear end kicked five times over. If anything, the lesson here is to get SWOLE so this doesn't happen again, you pussy. Might makes right dummy, if the guy who likes beating up women is bigger than you he'll win all the time. You can't autonaticly win fights if the only exercise you get is jerking your dick over steam sales. Also you should have called the cops anyway. Don't listen to goons. Just hit the loving gym you nerd.
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Jul 17, 2014 03:54
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And btw: the first thing you do after losing a fight is go to your online nerd forums? Jesus what kind of man are you OP
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Drunk & Ugly posted:wow you must be great at security considering ive never had to drop on the floor and play dead possum like a little bitch while crying as another guy wailed on me, hoping somebody would stop him, yeah i am Drunk & Ugly posted:i walked towards the guy telling him to chill, the other guys followed behind me and i assumed when he saw "the public" intervene he'd gtfo like most people but he did not because he was a loving moron who doesnt know when to stop, does that sound familiar to you you walked toward a guy who is violent and doesn't give a poo poo to the point where he's beating a girl in public and you got your rear end handed to you because you're a dumb nerd who doesn't realize that real life is not like tv shows well done
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Jul 17, 2014 03:58
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I can beat both of you up one handed while asleep.
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Jul 17, 2014 04:00
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a man would have pulled out his pistol and shot this trouble maker in the head, throat and chest. Tap Tap Tap. Now you fuckin on world star. smdh.
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Jul 17, 2014 04:15
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twee i really want to see a picture of you irl i just have so many preconceptions
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Jul 17, 2014 04:17
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MOOBS! posted:twee i really want to see a picture of you irl i just have so many preconceptions heres a vidoe of my first pro fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyjNas87WI0
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Jul 17, 2014 04:21
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I don't like that guy who punched the girl and you.
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Jul 17, 2014 04:23
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Also gouge their loving eyes And if they're choking, tuck that chin and bite their loving forearm til they loving bleed
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Twee as gently caress posted:heres a vidoe of my first pro fight ok now i know i was right we need to go dancing and just let it all go
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Drunk & Ugly posted:Yes its true it happened to me! details after the jump hope ur ok drunk and ugly 
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You should try to be at least decent at fighting before you do poo poo like this
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Filippo Corridoni posted:remember the moral of the story, never do anything for anybody because instead of a feeling of smug self-satisfaction you might actually face adversity for it. i had no intention of even getting near his violent rear end until i had to step up on the curb to get out of the road and then of course he grabbed me not exactly like we squared off for a duel but man you and twee sound hard as hell can you give me a work out regimen and poo poo i wanna get hard too so hard
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I get hard as gently caress thinking of Drunk & Ugly getting his dumb overcompensating rear end pummelled for being a retard human being
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i had no intention of even getting near his violent rear end until i had to step up on the curb to get out of the road and then of course he grabbed me if youre serious yeah i can get you started on a regimen that will help you not get your rear end kicked in the future it starts with sprinting and learning to run away real fast
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i had no intention of even getting near his violent rear end until i had to step up on the curb to get out of the road and then of course he grabbed me Instead of approaching an irrational and violent person with reason you just bum rush them and hit them half a dozen times before they even know what's happening
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i had no intention of even getting near his violent rear end until i had to step up on the curb to get out of the road and then of course he grabbed me Next time you go out and fight a hopped up meth head and are thrown to the ground, relax your body. then punch. Drunk/drugged people are hard to fight, because of the high pain resistance. Or you could just be an american and shoot their rear end, but fighting is better, because they wake up in jail, and are the systems problem now.
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I don't really care about "practical self defense" because every actual fight I've been in has told me that I'm pretty hosed regardless because I'm the wrong color and will face the full legal consequences of the law if I even so much as hurt an attacker's feelings/ears by screaming too loud. If you got in the fight in the first place you've already lost because even if you "win", you lose. OP sounds white as hell so he probably doesn't have this problem so he should probably just be a cop and make sure he only shoots n--RESPECTABLE AFRICAN AMERICAN GENTLEMEN or something (himself) then post this same thread in TFR or GiP. I know he has a long history in the cop hate thread but I'm sure he can get over his feelings and join the dark side
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/\/\/\well, drat was he not white, op? cuz if he wasn't im pretty sure its legal to shoot them in most states unless youre not in the u.s. then i dunno
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Drunk & Ugly posted:nobody wants the cops to show up orsomething yea who would want him to get arrested for assaulting a woman ill just break it up and have them go on their merry way
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its good to know if i need advice in the future youll all be here for me , the toughest of the tough, ready to post with their battle techniques maybe lowtax can give me some tips from his bout Al Cowens posted:I get hard as gently caress thinking of Drunk & Ugly getting his dumb overcompensating rear end pummelled for being a retard human being why so bitter sabel, id intervene for you any day if you could attract a man let alone get one to beat you
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You post like a chihuahua that hasn't matured since Feb 9, 2003.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:why so bitter sabel, id intervene for you any day if you could attract a man let alone get one to beat you lol owned
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link me to that cop getting beat up on world star tia
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ghetto wormhole posted:hey dude I already made this joke and was mercilessly bullied for it I thought enough time had passed. Too soon?
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lol, bitch got smacked, what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway, i bet that guy only hit her because he was hungry. sometimes i get real mad when i'm hungry.
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:yea who would want him to get arrested for assaulting a woman ill just break it up and have them go on their merry way i mentioned the cops so he'd stop for a second and think but instead of doing that his coked up / enraged rear end charged at me instead they did come down with their sirens 5 mins later but everybody was gone so whats the point, its not GtA they dont spawn next to you things like this happen in a big city and they couldnt give a poo poo unless someone is stabbed fyi
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Robbie Fowler posted:lol, bitch got smacked, what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway, i bet that guy only hit her because he was hungry. H.A.L.T Hungry, angry, lonely, tired.
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I thought the point of Drunk and Ugly intervening was to try and stop some dude from hitting his girlfriend and he accomplished that even if he dis get his rear end beat good job Drunk and Ugly for having trye courage!
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:link me to that cop getting beat up on world star tia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1DdhsyGew my head hurts im going to go watch a movie and learn some awesome fighting moves guys thanks for the advice and concern, il let twee take the ama reigns for now as he is better qualified & tuff
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Drunk & Ugly posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1DdhsyGew A video of the brutal assault was posted to Facebook by user Errol Johnson. "Just left the club in queens n n-a get knocked out for bumping another man MUST WATCH THIS I caught it all worldstar." how the gently caress is this dude not dead holy poo poo. he beat him up in front of us wife and kids then prob cucked the cop. edit: oh he just put him in a medically induced coma hes straight
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