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World Star isn't a parody website?
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:13 |
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Robbie Fowler posted:lol, bitch got smacked, what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway, i bet that guy only hit her because he was hungry.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:15 |
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oh poo poo you didn't even get a chance to say "hey stop that" the guy saw you coming and immediately grabs you. you must look way more threatening than you think, op
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:40 |
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lmao at the op crossing the street intending to have a conversation with the guy beating on a woman, you asked for an asskicking very politely
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:42 |
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You should have just hit him over the back of the head with a galvanized trash can lid I did this to a homeless person once and it was very effective
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:42 |
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i would have taken a loving second at least to find a weapon if you had to cross the road anyway and i would have ran across the street not probably did a faggy halfjog which is what i am assuming you did and i sure as gently caress would not have attempted to communicate good effort though, hit the showers and lube up
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:44 |
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Stoic Commie posted:i would have taken a loving second at least to find a weapon and i would have ran across the street not probably did a faggy halfjog which is what i am assuming you did and i sure as gently caress would not have attempted to communicate There is no shame in improvised weapons I once stabbed a guy in the eye with my moms kitchen scissors
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:45 |
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Holy poo poo I'm pretty violent
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:48 |
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Biggie Shorty posted:The worst part is while you're on the internet with a broken head that dude is probably balls deep in that girl right now. All jacked up from adrenaline after beating up some strange nerd and mercilessly pounding his tiny rear end girlfriend from behind like a crazed animal.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:48 |
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i once choked a kid out with a pair of my own drawers in the locker room
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:50 |
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The whole "men should NEVER hit a woman under any circumstance!" thing is stupid. Gender equality. One love.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:50 |
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shut the gently caress up you're going to ruin one of the last excuses we have to mercilessly beat the poo poo out of strangers
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:52 |
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you know what why don't we just beat the poo poo out of women on a routine basis? they want rights? they can loving fight for it. just like how we did with our big fists and monster cocks
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:52 |
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some women like to be hit. it's not "PC" 2 say but it's true
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:55 |
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Stoic Commie posted:shut the gently caress up you're going to ruin one of the last excuses we have to mercilessly beat the poo poo out of strangers I took on an indian dude who was pushing his old lady around at a bus stop and before I knew it they were both laying the tomahawk chop on me and I was all gently caress this sorry for trying to help you lady
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:57 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i had no intention of even getting near his violent rear end until i had to step up on the curb to get out of the road and then of course he grabbed me Pretty much the first thing they tell you at any self-defense class is to be aware of your surroundings. "Hey, let me just get out of the roadway here..." *steps up onto pavement within grabbing range, gets punched repeatedly*
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:00 |
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i've never actually seen anyone hit a girl, but in reality i'd probably just call the cops, maybe. they're probably both retards anyway
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:00 |
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mookface posted:I took on an indian dude who was pushing his old lady around at a bus stop and before I knew it they were both laying the tomahawk chop on me and I was all gently caress this sorry for trying to help you lady yeah, i got an earful of "mind your own business" from both of them when i tried to intervene once too. i guess that's some people's version of foreplay
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:00 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:The whole "men should NEVER hit a woman under any circumstance!" thing is stupid. I miss a woman slapping me across the face, it might realign the growing discourse of your destruction. also, woman slaps are weak, make me loose a tooth or something
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:02 |
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there's some context that can be assessed as well, it's either cray cray woman giving what she gets in her saiyan form, or terrified woman shrieking on the ground, i guess that would be a big factor in what i would do also
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:03 |
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SpeedGem posted:I miss a woman slapping me across the face, it might realign the growing discourse of your destruction. same
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:04 |
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I think you did a good thing, OP..
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:37 |
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I am an Adult Baby and I have made a big stinky poopey in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I like the way it squishes between my butt cheeks and under neath my legs.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:37 |
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you should call the police next time, as they are helpful and stalwart defenders of the public
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:42 |
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mookface posted:I took on an indian dude who was pushing his old lady around at a bus stop and before I knew it they were both laying the tomahawk chop on me and I was all gently caress this sorry for trying to help you lady what is the tomahawk chop. is this in like the deep forests of wherever you work
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:49 |
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No world star video of the asskicking. Voted 2.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 06:53 |
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if youre going to break up a domestic dispute dont loving announce yourself first who do you think you are a cop???
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 07:03 |
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SIR, LOGIC DICTATES THAT YOUR ACTIONS ARE CONGRUENT WITH shut the gently caress up and smash a bottle over the back of his head
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 07:04 |
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OP is Bitchmode Squad
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 07:28 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:Yes its true it happened to me! details after the jump This is a beautiful post. I laughed so hard I woke up my wife. Lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 07:35 |
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Filippo Corridoni posted:And btw: the first thing you do after losing a fight is go to your online nerd forums? Jesus what kind of man are you OP as soon as he got here, he found us already here waiting.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 07:51 |
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you probably would have felt worse just standing there and watching him kick the poo poo out of her then you do now. you got a decent story out of it and scars are cool. at least youre not a lil chickenshit. learn from your mistakes and next timeFuhrerHat posted:smash a bottle over the back of his head
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 07:55 |
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no
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 07:57 |
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is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_K7QU7u_VY
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 07:59 |
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Here's some real advice OP, find a friend with some painkillers, take some and call the goons in the morning.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 08:02 |
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FuhrerHat posted:shut the gently caress up and smash a bottle over the back of his head This is why no one fucks with me.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 08:04 |
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ProfessorGroove posted:This is why no one fucks with me. every time i scroll fast by ur av i think its michaelangelo the ninja turtle w/ a jheri curl
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 08:10 |
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fits my needs posted:what is the tomahawk chop. is this in like the deep forests of wherever you work Its an indigenous technique that usually involves holding a smoke in the chopping hand
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 12:07 |
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Necros posted:you probably would have felt worse just standing there and watching him kick the poo poo out of her then you do now. you got a decent story out of it and scars are cool. at least youre not a lil chickenshit. learn from your mistakes and next time lol in what world do you live in where walking up to a guy saying 'p-please mister stop that its not nice!' then having to play possum lying on the ground crying hoping for the beating to stop is not being a lil chickenshit?
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 13:28 |
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i'd of beaten him up op if he was smaller than me if not i would of just filmed it on my phone
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 13:36 |