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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > i got beat up tonight WORLD STAR
 
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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
oh poo poo you didn't even get a chance to say "hey stop that"

the guy saw you coming and immediately grabs you.

you must look way more threatening than you think, op

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

mookface posted:

I took on an indian dude who was pushing his old lady around at a bus stop and before I knew it they were both laying the tomahawk chop on me and I was all gently caress this sorry for trying to help you lady

yeah, i got an earful of "mind your own business" from both of them when i tried to intervene once too. i guess that's some people's version of foreplay

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