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Rad ROM Max
Mar 10, 2011

by XyloJW
I poo poo you not and it smells

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Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
Hahaahahaahahahaahahahaahaha.





































You don't have a gf.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


your mom sounds like a bitch op

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
smells like cum spirit

sasurai
Aug 7, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 675 days!
sounds like an angel sent you a midnight snack

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Iggy Koopa posted:

your mom sounds like a bitch op

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
wash your hands after masturbating

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
Just nature's way of being sure that you never reproduce

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
I didn't know anime-pillows could queef. Fuckin technology, man.

Rad ROM Max
Mar 10, 2011

by XyloJW

Big McHuge posted:

Hahaahahaahahahaahahahaahaha.





































You don't have a gf.

Yeah youre right... I just wanted attention

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Nice shock humor. I'm proud of you.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
that's the kind of thing I can imagine seeing and wanting to tell somebody about

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


if your cum smells like poo poo please seek proffesional help how do you spell profeshunal

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL




















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































virgin

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
well hurry up and put it back in, duh.

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Her body is rejecting your foul seed as if it were a transplanted baboon kidney

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
You are why we cant have nice things OP.

The fact that someone let you put your micropeen in them is an astonishing fact... :gonk:

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I think it's adorable how OP assumes its all his cum.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
if your cums yellow youve and std

get a shot to fix it

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Iggy Koopa posted:

your mom sounds like a bitch op

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Bacicot posted:

Her body is rejecting your foul seed as if it were a transplanted baboon kidney

A lot of people are going to post about her body rejecting your inferior semen. However I'd like to posit that you have sentient jizz that knew it was best to gtfoutta there.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hey OP, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck cum?

Oh wait... Your girlfriends beaver chucks cum.

OP is a disgusting human. :colbert:

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

only a rotten bitch does not go and pee/dump cum after sex in my experience baku sever that poo poo

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


MOOBS! posted:

only a rotten bitch does not go and pee/dump cum after sex in my experience baku sever that poo poo

will u marry me

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

psyopmonkey posted:


OP is a disgusting human. :colbert:
We dont know that, there are monkeys that can type. Frankly this sounds like lower primate behavior

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

MOOBS! posted:

only a rotten bitch does not go and pee/dump cum after sex in my experience baku sever that poo poo

You do realize we pee out of another area?

Oh wait... Goons.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

What's a "queef"? What's a GF? I don't understand anything in the OP

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Gross d00d

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

What's a "queef"? What's a GF? I don't understand anything in the OP

Go back to your trains.

Its ok. Just adult talk.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


psyopmonkey posted:

You do realize we pee out of another area?

Oh wait... Goons.

wait...wait a minute...

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

You do realize we pee out of another area?

Oh wait... Goons.

look i sat down and studied the procedure:

1. sit down on toilet

2. open valve and dump piss

3. grunt a few times while wiping vulva

gettin hot just thinking about it

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
Piss, babies, and poop all come out of the same hole. The rest are just for decoration purposes.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Big McHuge posted:

Piss, babies, and poop all come out of the same hole. The rest are just for decoration purposes.

1000% truth.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

man why does typing "vulva" feel so dirty

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

MOOBS! posted:

man why does typing "vulva" feel so dirty

Looking at your disgusting rear end horrible avatar is more dirty.

Burn that poo poo in a fire.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

MOOBS! posted:

man why does typing "vulva" feel so dirty

a dirty word for a dirty organ

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Iggy Koopa posted:

will u marry me

you forge the ring i'll marry you,

a simple piece of metal that means so much to the most divorce rates in the world.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

psyopmonkey posted:

You do realize we pee out of another area?

Well, maybe you do. *indignantly adjusts pillbox hat*

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Looking at your disgusting rear end horrible avatar is more dirty.

Burn that poo poo in a fire.

i thought we had a common interest :(

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well, maybe you do. *indignantly adjusts pillbox hat*

Trixie, you're the coolest

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