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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

The Taint Reaper posted:

The youtube video which started it all.

ok, makes sense, not going to watch it for my sanity (steps back into gray no care zone

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress the ROW posted:

Good old Uncle Joe, who brags about being the poorest person in DC because his wife holds their millions, also wisely advice you to just pop a few shots in the air if you're getting raped. It's all about the social issues with the empathetic and caring Democrats

you gimmick doesn't really hold up well when you are the only person in the thread saying this poo poo


The Taint Reaper posted:

I'd really wish fellow liberals would stop confusing the real joe biden with the fake joe biden that the onion writes about.

Because you can't slam republican choices for VP and then proclaim that biden was good.

Joe Biden annihilating Paul Ryan in the VP debate makes him fit to be VP IMO.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Do it ironically posted:

vilerat made sure to log in and tell his eve clan that he was about to die rip goon

lmbo

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

http://themittani.com/news/rip-vile-rat

quote:

(12:54:09 PM) vile_rat: assuming we don't die tonight. We saw one of our 'police' that guard the compound taking pictures

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
republicans are going to win the senate this fall and start impeachment proceedings, imo

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Alexzandvar posted:

you gimmick doesn't really hold up well when you are the only person in the thread saying this poo poo


Hmmmm the guy who think the dead libyan solely responsible for the combined arms 9/11 attacks in benghazi did it because of a youtube has some feedback about my gimmick

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

R-Type posted:

I rather liked Bill Clinton. Only thing he did that I didn't agree with was weaken the standing active military forces.

no poo poo the economy under bill was loving amazing

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


R-Type posted:

I rather liked Bill Clinton. Only thing he did that I didn't agree with was weaken the standing active military forces.

i don't care + you were upset at the dumbest thing to be upset at

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

R-Type posted:

I rather liked Bill Clinton. Only thing he did that I didn't agree with was weaken the standing active military forces.

Bill Clinton imported CIA cocaine into the US via the Mena airstrip in Arkansas when he was Governor

So he's all good imo

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Here's a little reminder of what happens if you work with the democrats:

* general petraeyus - currently under criminal investigation for doing everything obama said
* Chris christie - sucked obama and springsteen off during the elections and was rewarded with his personal hero doing a song about how fat he was on national TV
* Wendy Davis - now known as "Crazy Shoes", children regularly throw garbage and old fruit at her
* John McCain - actually working out really good for him, still rich and banging interns, going to all the expensive obama parties

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

gently caress the ROW posted:

Here's a little reminder of what happens if you work with the democrats:

* general petraeyus - currently under criminal investigation for doing everything obama said
* Chris christie - sucked obama and springsteen off during the elections and was rewarded with his personal hero doing a song about how fat he was on national TV
* Wendy Davis - now known as "Crazy Shoes", children regularly throw garbage and old fruit at her
* John McCain - actually working out really good for him, still rich and banging interns, going to all the expensive obama parties

Yes and republicans cut VA benefits and funding to military personnel, divorce their cancer riddled spouses and snort meth off male prostitutes asses. Funny thing is once these people leave public office they all sit on the same company boards, go to the same clubs and laugh it off as the rest of us argue over which douchebag to vote for in the next election.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

Yes and republicans cut VA benefits and funding to military personnel, divorce their cancer riddled spouses and snort meth off male prostitutes asses. Funny thing is once these people leave public office they all sit on the same company boards, go to the same clubs and laugh it off as the rest of us argue over which douchebag to vote for in the next election.

That's why the only real vote is a vote from the rooftops :D

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

gently caress the ROW posted:

That's why the only real vote is a vote from the rooftops :D

I guess you make an educated decision based on which politician seems best, or you could just vote strictly based on party lines...

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Why do republicans literally think that hillary clinton is behind a terrorist attack on an embassy.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Now I'm not saying Obama paid his brotherhood of Muslim Ninja socialists to attack that embassy in order to distract people from the fact that Sandy Hook was a diversion so he had time to destroy the evidence that proves he was the one who flew those planes into the towers on 9/11.


I'm just asking questions.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

I guess you make an educated decision based on which politician seems best, or you could just vote strictly based on party lines...

You could do that, but you can actually vote multiple times from a rooftop, which seems really cool and useful

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Drone_Fragger posted:

Why do republicans literally think that hillary clinton is behind a terrorist attack on an embassy.

Because when all you have in your pockets is a bucketfull of stupid, you either double down or go home.

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
Lets not forget the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqawuse who said she saw visions that if everybody killed off their cattle and burned their fields the dead spirits of their ancestors would grant not only tenfold cattle in return, but destruction of the new white Anglo/Boer civilization in the southern cape. Needless to say after they slaughtered and burned everything no ancestors were forthcoming and 25 thousand of the Xhosa tribe died.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
The white house twitter account has stopped tweeting about #bringbackourgirls, probably because they're so busy hiding a bunch of girls from the texas border in michigan and virginia, using non profit companies that refuse to comment on where the girls are

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Drone_Fragger posted:

Why do republicans literally think that hillary clinton is behind a terrorist attack on an embassy.

Republicans don't. Their idiot constituents just believe whatever foxnews has to say. This keeps them in office longer, but no way is this current GOP gonna last too much longer. There will have to be a split.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

gently caress the ROW posted:

The white house twitter account has stopped tweeting about #bringbackourgirls, probably because they're so busy hiding a bunch of girls from the texas border in michigan and virginia, using non profit companies that refuse to comment on where the girls are

My dream is that someday me and you get trapped in some kind of Muslim induced terror attack and we get to team up do some real Die Hard poo poo and in the end we realize that we both really love America but just have different ways of going about it. Then part two happens and we kill some communists or something

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I still don't get what the big deal is. Three people and a goon (lol if you think goons are people) died and I'm supposed to care?

We get better killing sprees monthly, and only need one guy to do it, not a mob of dumbasses.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

My dream is that someday me and you get trapped in some kind of Muslim induced terror attack and we get to team up do some real Die Hard poo poo and in the end we realize that we both really love America but just have different ways of going about it. Then part two happens and we kill some communists or something

We'd find and liberate most, if not all, of the girls :D

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
the only answer is ron paul

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

/gu guys i got the dysnentary i dont know if i can raid the cave of alcaponus
*dies covered in bloody poo poo*

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

ahaha oh my god that poo poo is classic. Buys into the whole video thing and then follows his "soul felt" grief with a much much longer diatribe on some goonfleet poo poo

if i die in the line of duty i'd like the age of wushu clan to light incense under my in game portrait

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH
Can someone explain why this is still such a hot button issue? Is it because elections are coming or wut? Like, what is the cover-up... that they had bad info?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol if u think voting for president means anything

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Hungry Joe posted:

Can someone explain why this is still such a hot button issue? Is it because elections are coming or wut? Like, what is the cover-up... that they had bad info?

The coverup was deliberately lying about what happened and also letting everyone in the consulate die without sending help :) Two contractors disobeyed hillary clinton's orders and managed to get vilerat's body out. That's the goon interest angle

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

gently caress the ROW posted:

The coverup was deliberately lying about what happened and also letting everyone in the consulate die without sending help :) Two contractors disobeyed hillary clinton's orders and managed to get vilerat's body out. That's the goon interest angle
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Oh, k thx.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

gently caress the ROW posted:

The coverup was deliberately lying about what happened and also letting everyone in the consulate die without sending help :) Two contractors disobeyed hillary clinton's orders and managed to get vilerat's body out. That's the goon interest angle

lol It's hard for a Conservative Brony out there, brah.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress the ROW posted:

ahaha oh my god that poo poo is classic. Buys into the whole video thing and then follows his "soul felt" grief with a much much longer diatribe on some goonfleet poo poo

if i die in the line of duty i'd like the age of wushu clan to light incense under my in game portrait

The funniest part is that the people who attacked the embassy were organized militia men, who did it because of the video!

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

gently caress the ROW posted:

The coverup was deliberately lying about what happened and also letting everyone in the consulate die without sending help :) Two contractors disobeyed hillary clinton's orders and managed to get vilerat's body out. That's the goon interest angle

We collectively get dumber every time you post.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
republicans can't stop bashing their heads into the wall.. remember when Romeny was so wrong he humiliated himself in a presidential debate? lmbo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Copley Depot posted:

republicans can't stop bashing their heads into the wall.. remember when Romeny was so wrong he humiliated himself in a presidential debate? lmbo

The Repukes have become untethered from reality.

And that is the answer to the question "What is this Ben Ghazi thing about?"

It's about republican insanity.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Benghazi turned into a Focault's Pendulum style gestalt conspiracy. no one knows or can remember what the conspiracy actually is but there is definitely one.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
lol if benghazi or fast and furious (this last one especially) happened under Bush he would have been loving impeached

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

lol if benghazi or fast and furious (this last one especially) happened under Bush he would have been loving impeached

gunwalking scandals did break during the bush administration

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress the ROW posted:

Here's a little reminder of what happens if you work with the democrats:

* general petraeyus - currently under criminal investigation for doing everything obama said
* Chris christie - sucked obama and springsteen off during the elections and was rewarded with his personal hero doing a song about how fat he was on national TV
* Wendy Davis - now known as "Crazy Shoes", children regularly throw garbage and old fruit at her
* John McCain - actually working out really good for him, still rich and banging interns, going to all the expensive obama parties

someone plz think of these rich successful people

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Rexim
Jun 2, 2006

I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?
I've always voted republican and I will continue to do so for the rest of my life and to be honest I do this to spite reddit and you people.

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