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I remember a thread awhile back where a goon tried to convince other goons to extract some stuff out of their pee that would make girls go crazy wild cuz of the pheromones. It was a pretty lol-worthy thread where goons were seriously considering doing it but I don't remember if anyone ever did. Did u try it goons? If so, how weird of looks did you get from people who realized you drenched yourself in pee?
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If I remember correctly it was something like not jacking off for like a week then boiling your semen then rubbing it on your body to make all the ladies wet like Schlitterbahn.
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Jul 17, 2014 14:53
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i think it involved a combination of piss and jizz
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Jul 17, 2014 14:53
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enriched semen
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Jul 17, 2014 14:55
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Goon Panther™. It's made with real bits of semen and piss, so you know it's good.
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Jul 17, 2014 14:57
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For £50 + travel and accommodation i will come to any goons house and piss and/or jizz on you for £100 your wife/partner can watch.
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Jul 17, 2014 14:57
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:For £50 + travel and accommodation i will come to any goons house and piss and/or jizz on you for £100 your wife/partner can watch. Wow that's a steal folks
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Jul 17, 2014 15:14
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It was a VERY convincing pitch
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Jul 17, 2014 15:25
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I remember that thread too and I remember being very unsure if everyone who posted in it was as enthusiastic and sincere about trying it as they seemed.
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Jul 17, 2014 15:31
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yes. i did it.
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Jul 17, 2014 15:39
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Goon Panther™. It's made with real bits of semen and piss, so you know it's good. 60% of the time... you will be asked to leave public places because of how horrible you smell.
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Jul 17, 2014 15:41
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lonesomedwarf posted:yes. i did it. did u get mad bitches bro
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Jul 17, 2014 16:14
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double post..
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Jul 17, 2014 16:14
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the only reason to pull a stunt like that would be for attention so you probably would have heard if someone did
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Jul 17, 2014 16:25
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judging from what i smelled on the train last week: yes, plenty of people
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Jul 17, 2014 16:26
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i peed on a moth yesterday does that count?
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Jul 17, 2014 16:27
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*sniffs heavily* "hey sir i think you could assist me with setting up this linux install, would you mind?"
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InFlames235 posted:did u get mad bitches bro no. you could tell the pheromones worked because they would unconsciously lean towards me at the bar or whatever but as soon as i spoke to them or they looked at me they left
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Jul 17, 2014 16:28
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i piss my pants whenever i talk to a girl and it doesnt help
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InFlames235 posted:It was a pretty lol-worthy thread where goons were seriously considering doing it but I don't remember if anyone ever did. I remember participating in it, no one was being serious in that thread, don't be silly.
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Jul 17, 2014 16:28
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i regularly jenk in proximity to beautiful women it works
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Jul 17, 2014 16:29
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Professor Cthulhu posted:60% of the time... you will be asked to leave public places because of how horrible you smell. Going outside? Yeah right.
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Jul 17, 2014 17:06
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well man pee has testosterone in it its why you can use it to keep cyotes and other animals away. drink your pee till you sweat out testosterone.
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dontcareaboutname posted:well man pee has testosterone in it its why you can use it to keep cyotes and other animals away. drink your pee till you sweat out testosterone. the same works with posting
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Jul 17, 2014 18:02
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Nation posted:the same works with posting I'm peeing on a coyot right now
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Jul 17, 2014 18:42
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InFlames235 posted:I remember a thread awhile back where a goon tried to convince other goons to extract some stuff out of their pee that would make girls go crazy wild cuz of the pheromones. It was a pretty lol-worthy thread where goons were seriously considering doing it but I don't remember if anyone ever did. that was so long ago, and like all typical dem goonz project (and SA), they didn't capitalize on their creation and now someone has taken this idea and ran with it which is now a national brand 
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Jul 17, 2014 18:44
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Xaris posted:that was so long ago and like typical dem goonz project (and SA), they didn't capitalize on their creation and now someone has taken this idea and ran with it which is now a national brand its weird how that poo poo keeps selling bc ive never met anyone that didnt think axe smelt of desperate teenager stank
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Jul 17, 2014 18:46
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newreply.php posted:its weird how that poo poo keeps selling bc ive never met anyone that didnt think axe smelt of desperate teenager stank thats basically their target audience: your fat goony elliot rodger teenager types. so you can't tell the difference anyways  vvvv that must be new. they have like 100 different varieties now so im sure some smell ok but their original ones that they marketed as "wear these pee-semen pheromones in a paste and hot chicks will rape you!" smelled like poo poo Xaris fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jul 17, 2014 |
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Jul 17, 2014 18:47
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Ax makes a mild vanilla flavored one I like
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Jul 17, 2014 18:48
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naem posted:Ax makes a mild vanilla flavored one I like ii prefer to just drink vanilla extract then pee in a spray bottle
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Jul 17, 2014 18:49
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newreply.php posted:its weird how that poo poo keeps selling bc ive never met anyone that didnt think axe smelt of desperate teenager stank i don't think you understand how many desperate teenagers there are out there
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Jul 17, 2014 18:50
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I just keep a herd of coyotes and let them rub their forehead scent glands on me whenever I leave home
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Jul 17, 2014 18:51
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I dont think humans react to pheromones dude quote:Do humans have pheromones?
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Jul 17, 2014 18:53
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Depressing Drawers posted:I dont think humans react to pheromones dude I’m sure you’ve heard the word “pheromones.” But do you understand what they are and how they work? Here’s some help: Pheromones are airborne chemical signals that are released by an individual into the environment and which affect the physiology or behaviour of other members of the same species. Unlike scent, pheromones operate subconsciously and are actually odorless. So what happens biologically when pheromones are released? Here’s the 3-step process: We take in pheromones through the Vomeronasal Organ in the nose. They stimulate the area of the brain that produces emotion and emotional response. Sexual response, desire, and arousal are triggered. How do we exchange these invisible chemical signals? Via greetings, like handshakes and kisses. The face and hands (as well as the ears) are areas of concentrated sweat glands — and therefore pheromone-rich. The “Eskimo kiss,” which involves the rubbing together of noses, is really a mutual sniff test. But pheromones aren’t limited to attraction. As many female roommates can attest to, pheromones can also induce “ovarian synchrony” — or the synchronization of menstrual cycles. (Note: Hormonal birth control disrupts the role of pheromones in both attraction and menstrual synchronization.) Men aren’t the only ones considered more attractive due to their sent: A study conducted on “professional lap dancers” (their politically correct terminology, not mine) suggests that women are considered more attractive during “estrus” — the most fertile time in a woman’s cycle, which is the human equivalent of being “in heat.” This is explained via subtle changes in odor, symmetry, attractiveness, and a decreased waist-to-hip ratio. The “lap dancers” made around $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility, versus about $35 while menstruating and $50 in between. (Note: Birth control pills strike again: Dancers on hormonal birth control did not experience a spike in earnings during estrus. Who knew The Pill could be your economic downfall?) Fun fact: Around 5300 lap dances were performed during the course of this study. Pheromones or not, that’s a lot of happy laps. Still not convinced? Fine. Here’s another study demonstrating the power of pheromones: Men were told only that the shirts had been “worn by a women,” and then asked to sniff a selection of t-shirts. Those who sniffed t-shirts worn by ovulating women had higher testosterone levels than men who sniffed t-shirts worn by non-ovulating women or by no woman at all (sneaky researchers!). Homosexual pheromone reactions differ from heterosexual reactions. This study concluded that homosexual men were attracted to/aroused by male pheromones, which may be an indicator that sexual orientation is linked to pheromone attraction and reaction. Pheromones can be present in sweat, so natural body odor can be attractive to others — and women are particularly likely to be attracted to a man’s body odor. Testosterone is what makes men taller, darker, and more masculine in their facial features. It’s also what produces a “masculine scent.” However, because of bacteria, the ‘attractive’ body odor emitted by pheromones can quickly be replaced with a less-than-pleasant body odor.
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Jul 17, 2014 18:55
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I've been pissing on myself for years and there are still no girls in my apartment that I never leave!
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Jul 17, 2014 19:06
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Harrower posted:I've been pissing on myself for years and there are still no girls in my apartment that I never leave!
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Jul 17, 2014 19:09
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a hole-y ghost posted:you've gotta piss on yourself whilst visible and well lighted in your window so the girls can see Alternatively you can piss on yourself and then stand outside a girls apartment window that is open. She will be creeped out at first but once she gets a smell of those pheromones insta sex will occur.
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Jul 17, 2014 19:14
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InFlames235 posted:Alternatively you can piss on yourself and then stand outside a girls apartment window that is open. you let you pee soaked under wear ferment in the sun a day or two, then sneak up behind a girl and slip them over her face so she gets the best sniff possible.
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Jul 17, 2014 19:16
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I invite you to pee on yourself to utilise this clearly powerful tool
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i tried the boiled poo and cum tek but the only thing it attracted were flies e: had to bathe in tomato juice to get the smell out
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