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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What's so civil about war anyway?

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
"She's juicy and she's trouble"

The Walking Dad
Dec 31, 2012
I was going to say "Because I'm bad, I'm bad, Really really bad!" but then I realized that the lyrics predicted the OP of this thread.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Makes you think though doesnt it.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

WHAT!


Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'


Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Let's go down to the tennis court, and talk it up like yeah

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
pretty much anything from dark horse

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-YBfnappM

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"tonight there's gunna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"


er, probably at the loving jail?

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
Day after day
And night after night
Replaying the events
Did they ever see the red light?
Over and over
Scene by scene
Like a recurring nightmare haunting my dreams.
How can you prepare for what would happen next?
No son should ever have to see his father such a mess
It's a miracle he lived It's a blessing no one died
By the Grace of God above
Everyone survived

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"in this ever changing world in which we live in"

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Quickscope420dad posted:

"tonight there's gunna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"


er, probably at the loving jail?

In the world of that song, there are just thousands of Jails in that county.


Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I AM THE ROOT
I AM THE PROGRESS
I’M THE AGGRESSOR
I AM THE TABLET
THESE TEN STORIES

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
"Tell me all your thoughts on god, because I'd really like to meet her"

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

That whole song about calling non-ironic things ironic.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I know I know for sure
Ding dang dong dong ding dang dong dong ding dang
I know I know its you
Ding dang dong dong ding dang dong dong ding dang

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Uh huh, this is my poo poo
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my poo poo, this my poo poo [x4]

I heard that you were talking poo poo
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my poo poo, this my poo poo [x4]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my poo poo, this my poo poo [x4]

Let me hear you say this poo poo is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This poo poo is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Again
This poo poo is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This poo poo is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my poo poo, this my poo poo [x4]

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.
Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.
Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.
Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.
But there's one sound that no one knows...
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Seventh Mode
Aug 29, 2012

Mode 7-style rendering was also used for the Special Stages in Sonic CD.
The more you know!
P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
If you got a blunt then we can get high
If you wanna come then pick up the phone
Don't get caught with a wack calzone [x2]

Hey yo Tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni
Your toppings are ill but your cheese is hole-y
Only order one slice when you're feeling lonely
Cos the sausage tastes like stale bologna
Still better than nothin', you're feelin' alright
You know my girl eats her pizza with a diet sprite
Order garlic knots, and she'll stay the night

Getting crazy with the spinach when my pie is white
In France they eat pizza like 'oh mon dieu
C'est la plus belle pizza que j'ai jamais vu
Le fromage est frais, c'est vraiment mieux
Que le dernier film de Gérard Depardieu

Yo gently caress that I don't eat my pizza with brie
Or escargot
Or duck confit
A hot slice in my hands, no cutlery
At the P-I-Z-Z-A party

P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
If you got a blunt then we can get high
If you wanna come then pick up the phone
Don't get caught with a wack calzone [2x]

Man if you don’t know by now, don't bother to question
Cos I'm too drat stoned and I lost my direction
Wait a minute [what up]
I got a make a correction
I'm at the pizza party, and I'm eatin' hearty
“It could be mighty meaty or with havarti
Man I don’t want no ziti or chicken parm
I'm-a heat up this slice like Don Giovanni
Cold pizza in the morning never did no harm
For that hangover son, it works like a charm
So if it ain't in a box, it ain't on my table
I can say it in German as best as I'm able
“Lass uns gemütlich zusammen sitzen”
Let's get together for some good pizza eatin'
And you can leave your wallet cos I am treatin'
But B-Y-O-B, cos man, I ain't treatin'

At the P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
If you got a blunt then we can get high
If you wanna come then pick up the phone
Don't get caught with a wack calzone [2x]

Now here is a story that must be told
About two hot pizzas that got mad cold
Cos I don't eat Foges, I won't touch Elio's
Wacker than a girl who says 'what the dealio'
It's not delivery, it's L'Homme Run
So don't touch my plate 'til I'm done
I move oregano by the ton
Cos you know the factory is number one
Now the year’s ’94 and my trunk is closed
In my rearview mirror, motherfucking Domino’s
I’m just drivin’, within the legal limit
Pizza boy gotta move two pies in twenty minutes
I try to pull over, but not in time
I get hit from the back, but I’m still fine
Pizza boy was bleedin’ – shard of glass in his head
I straight jacked his pizzas and left him for dead
--clatter, voices--
[What….whaaaaat]
How'm I supposed to cut with this plastic cutlery
Pizza supreme and you know I got the dream
Like the breadsticks and the way you lick your lips
When I say consumption now I don't want to eat later
When I say destruction now I don't want no peace, hater
Madame ?
I want to wrap you up in, carnal embrace
Let's face the fact, it's true, I've got no romantic garden
Call me rather render cinderblock poo poo how hard
And then compassion how
I work for passion now
Today you know my face but tomorrow I'll displace
Into a more socially accepted workplace
Color sublimation, let Freud take vacation
And then bring him back, smokin' fat Haitians
Sit him on my couch, prop him so he don't slouch
Alienated man, stand don't crouch
And then ask 'biiitch, why the fuuuck
Are you such a pessimist'
That's the real opiate
--rewind--
P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
If you got a blunt then we can get high
If you wanna come then pick up the phone
Don't get caught with a wack calzone [3x]


Objectively awful but I sing myself to sleep with this poo poo, son.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

hemophilia posted:

I AM THE ROOT
I AM THE PROGRESS
I’M THE AGGRESSOR
I AM THE TABLET
THESE TEN STORIES

it's... it's not i am the table?

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and that Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my rear end ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that rear end?
All that rear end inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that rear end?
All that rear end inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]

Gaffe
Mar 22, 2007
If you don't judge my gold chains, I'll forget the iron chains

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer.

She's a dancer, a romancer
I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7TUr047h7o

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses

still an ok song though

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Quickscope420dad posted:

"in this ever changing world in which we live in"

Why does everyone insist on getting this wrong? It's clearly "but if this ever changing world, in which we're livin'..." which is fine.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Chrpno posted:

Why does everyone insist on getting this wrong? It's clearly "but if this ever changing world, in which we're livin'..." which is fine.

Well McCartney himself doesn't even remember for sure, and obviously with his ego he's not gunna ride with it being the wrong answer... but:


"Well, perhaps he can clear up at least one tiny mystery of several decades standing: What exactly is McCartney's maddening lyric in "Live and Let Die"? Is it, "In this ever-changing world in which we live in"? Or "in which we're living"?

McCartney considers and seems genuinely puzzled. "Yeah, good question," he says. "It's kind of ambivalent, isn't it? . . . Um . . . I think it's 'in which we're living.'"

He starts to sing to himself: "In this ever changing world. . . . ' It's funny. There's too many 'ins.' I'm not sure. I'd have to have actually look. I don't think about the lyric when I sing it. I think it's 'in which we're living.' 'In which we're living.' Or it could be 'in which we live in.' And that's kind of, sort of, wronger but cuter. That's kind of interesting. 'In which we live in.' In which we live in! I think it's 'In which we're living.' "" http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/29/AR2009072903542_2.html?sid=ST2009073001775

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with a peel!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!

Seventh Mode
Aug 29, 2012

Mode 7-style rendering was also used for the Special Stages in Sonic CD.
The more you know!
Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

Let the drummer kick
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Let the drummer kick
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Relations
Creation
Incarceration
Determination
Equation
Humiliation
Reincarnation
Situation
Elation
Identification
Retaliation
Education
Inspiration
No substitution
Solution
Conclusion

Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

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Let the drummer kick that

Let the drummer kick
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Let the drummer kick
Let the drummer kick that

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Most times you can't hear 'em talk
Other times you can

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
"I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you"
-Lil Flip in the hit song 'Sunshine'

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbjyuDYtAtk black betty has some terrible lines.

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.
Barbara Streisand

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
Green black and blue make the colors in the sky <-- Something actually japanese people think

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





"She got a big booty so I call her big booty"

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Every single Rush lyric

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Dmitri-9 posted:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses

still an ok song though

There are alternate versions that have "bodies burning in red ashes" or something and it's so much better.

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