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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I am the eggman,

I am the eggman,

I am the walrus, kookoocachoo!!

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Mac Tonight
Mar 12, 2006

aw yeah tahts it man
"I take sacks to the face whenever I can" - Luniz 'I Got 5 On It'

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
I read somewhere I'm homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through the hood, there's mad niggas on my dick. - 50 Cent.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
Real G's move in silence like lasagna

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyfq6UORrdk

Ride, ride, come and ride with the Prince.
Come ride, ride, ride, ride with the Prince.
Come ride, come ride, come ride.
Uh, let's go.

[Verse]
Friday night, and I'm home
just chillin on the sofa.
Relaxin, I'm so glad the week is over.
I got my remote.
Good sack of that green,
I'ma lean and smoke.
Goin through my cell
for the number of a chick that I met last week
and her body ain't no joke.
She picked up on the first ring.
"What took you so long to call me?
Recognized your name and number
from the caller ID."
She said her room mate is gone
and she all alone.
Let me get your street address,
let me get dressed, and hung up the phone.
And it's on.

[Pre-Chorus]
She want it and I want it too
but I'm unprepared.
And we came so close to goin' raw dog that we both got scared.
And she said, "I ain't ready to have no babies."
Jumped up put my clothes back on.
I was just about to get some
had to make a store run.

[Chorus]
Store run
pack of three up at the counter.
Store run
be back in less than half an hour.
Store run
I need protection and I'm out
wait for me, keep it warm
I had to make a store run.

[Verse]
Speedin', switchin' lanes, and I'm flyin,
and tryin to get back to her
before she changes her mind.
Cuz if I take too long,
she might put her clothes back on.

Henny in my system,
she tipsy on that Grey Goose.
It's obvious what she's tryna get into.
Top huggin' them curves (them curves)
Got a nigga like me at a loss for words.
I know she can tell that I'm wit it,
wanna get it, while inside your tee
she can tell when I'm close to her.
She keep lickin her lips,
she touchin and she grabbin.
Oh
I'ma throw her the bone.
I'ma give it to her all night long.
I want it bad, oh so bad.
But I know that it's wrong.
Here we go.

[Pre-Chorus]
She want it and I want it too
but I'm unprepared.
And we came so close to goin' raw dog that we both got scared.
And then she said, "I ain't ready to have no babies."
Jumped up put my clothes back on.
I was just about to get some
had to make a store run.

[Chorus x2]
Store run
pack of three up at the counter.
Store run
be back in less than half an hour.
Store run
I need protection and I'm out
wait for me, keep it warm
I had to make a store run.

All I could do is think of being inside you,
drivin like I'm up out of my mind.
Baby here I come.
And you can take your clothes back off.

[Chorus x3]
Store run
pack of three up at the counter.
Store run
be back in less than half an hour.
Store run
I need protection and I'm out
wait for me, keep it warm
I had to make a store run.

I know, I know
shoulda thought of this before.
But who would've thought that we'd end up right on the kitchen floor?
I ain't ready to have no babies.
No ifs, ands, buts, or maybes.
I'm tryna keep it safe.
Girl ain't you heard of AIDS?

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
I floss every day. I am gay.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
You and your 28,000 friends
[I'm talking about]
Youtube, Facebook, Myspace, IM
[Get out of the house]
Can't you try to find some room for me in your life?
You and your 28,000 friends

We've got no chance if you are always
[oh oh oh]
Preoccupied with your second life
[oh oh oh]
Don't send an email, let me touch your face
[oh oh oh]
Go see a shrink about it, its not right

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
its been one week

Yuu Morisawa
Oct 4, 2013

Watch Creamy Mami
do you ever feel like a plastic bag

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


FuriousGeorge posted:

Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can...
Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can...
Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can


out of all the interpol songs you think this is the worst one and not Roland???

Interpol posted:

My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries,
Oh look it stopped snowing
My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard.
But they caught him with his case in that public place
That is what we had feared

He severed segments secretly you like that
He always took the time to speak with me
I liked him for that.
He severed segments so secretly you like that
He always took the time, he always took the time

My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries,
Oh look it stopped snowing
My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard.
But they caught him with his case in that public place
That is what we had feared

He severed segments secretly you like that
He always took the time to speak with me,
I liked him for that
He severed segments so secretly you like that.
He was growing on me.
He was growing on me.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





lol

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Call on me (x20)
I'm the same boy I used to be

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

hemophilia posted:

Every single Rush lyric

lol try finding a rush fan who disagrees with you

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Benedick Cuckold posted:

lol try finding a rush fan who disagrees with you

the randroids

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

CommonTerry posted:

the randroids

are randroids still into rush? her ideas pretty much stopped showing up in their songs after 2112, and a couple years ago neil peart admitted that objectivism is a bad philosophy and he was only into her back then because he was a dumb kid

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
here comes love, it's like honey, you can't buy it with money

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

I don't wanna go to school
Just wanna be a fool
Just wanna play video games
Everything else is really lame

Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
All the time and every day

Parents say it's frying my brain
Just because I can't remember my name
Just wanna play video games
All the time and every day

Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
All the time, every day

Game Cube, X-Box, Play Station 2
Know all about them as soon as they are new
Just wanna play video games
All the time and every day

Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
All the time and every day

Ah man
Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

We don't have school today
They say it's conference day
Everybody knows anyway
The teachers are at home
Playing video games

Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
All the time, every day

Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
Just wanna play video games
All the time, every day

I don't wanna go to school
Just wanna play video games
Just wanna be a fool
Just wanna play video games
Everything else is really lame

Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Benedick Cuckold posted:

a couple years ago neil peart admitted that objectivism is a bad philosophy and he was only into her back then because he was a dumb kid

lol link?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/q-a-neil-peart-on-rushs-new-lp-and-being-a-bleeding-heart-libertarian-20120612

Neil Peart posted:

This is somewhat random, but you were interested in the writings of Ayn Rand decades ago. Do her words still speak to you?
Oh, no. That was 40 years ago. But it was important to me at the time in a transition of finding myself and having faith that what I believed was worthwhile. I had come up with that moral attitude about music, and then in my late teens I moved to England to seek fame and fortune and all that, and I was kind of stunned by the cynicism and the factory-like atmosphere of the music world over there, and it shook me. I'm thinking, "Am I wrong? Am I stupid and naïve? This is the way that everybody does everything and, had I better get with the program?"

For me, it was an affirmation that it's all right to totally believe in something and live for it and not compromise. It was a simple as that. On that 2112 album, again, I was in my early twenties. I was a kid. Now I call myself a bleeding heart libertarian. Because I do believe in the principles of Libertarianism as an ideal – because I'm an idealist. Paul Theroux's definition of a cynic is a disappointed idealist. So as you go through past your twenties, your idealism is going to be disappointed many many times. And so, I've brought my view and also – I've just realized this – Libertarianism as I understood it was very good and pure and we're all going to be successful and generous to the less fortunate and it was, to me, not dark or cynical. But then I soon saw, of course, the way that it gets twisted by the flaws of humanity. And that's when I evolve now into . . . a bleeding heart Libertarian. That'll do.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
LOOK AT DIS PHOTOGRAPH

ERRY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAFF

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9t1THQWKAY

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Homestar Runner posted:

Will.i.am talented as gently caress

yeah, he's fine with me but my loving humps is still cripplingly retarded

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mywhatacleanturtle posted:

Just wanna play video games
All the time and every day
loving casuals

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

I'm a street walking cheetah
with a heart full of napalm
I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb


No, wait, that's amazing. I hosed it up.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

quote:

Hey, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah
We must stand together
Hey, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah
There's no giving in
Hey, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah
Hand in hand forever
Hey, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah
That's when we all win
Hey, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah
That's, that's, that's when we all win
That's, that's, that's when we all win

Chupe Raho Aurat
Jun 22, 2011

by Lowtax
My hump, my hump, myhumpmyhumpmyhump

My lovely lady lumps.


I hope those lumps are cancer.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
don't say you're easy on me
you're about as easy as a nuclear war

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Oh Oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are
begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls
are begging to If You Seek Amy

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
All we need is lightening
with power and might.
Striking down the prophets of false.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Well, if you’re travelin’ in the north country fair
Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine

Well, if you go when the snowflakes storm
When the rivers freeze and summer ends
Please see if she’s wearing a coat so warm
To keep her from the howlin’ winds

Please see for me if her hair hangs long,
If it rolls and flows all down her breast.
Please see for me if her hair hangs long,
That’s the way I remember her best.

I’m a-wonderin’ if she remembers me at all
Many times I’ve often prayed
In the darkness of my night
In the brightness of my day

So if you’re travelin’ in the north country fair
Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Prep Froth

Tired of life as I do my duty
This evil world just cheats like a booty
Crazy things go on
I can't stop em
Think you bout to win
when you just can't top em
Why all the silliness
Why the quagmire
No need to retire
the unquenchable fire
I'm tired of life
as I desire my wife
She is my fiancee
ansy and down
Call me a clown
as I smile so dark
Can't embark on
the journey apart
I love my woman
She is my happy
when we're apart
my life turns crappy
Not to sound sappy
as I snap to the drums
I open my heart
whenever she comes
Coming around the mountain
full of happy and glee
Tired of life
no need to cause strife
but you won't listen to me

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I don't know where they come from but they sure do come

KERNOD WEL
Oct 10, 2012
I got soul but im not a soldier

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Niggas, T-R-N-I-DAD. - Trinidad

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Homestar Runner posted:

LOOK AT DIS PHOTOGRAPH

ERRY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDgs1iroYyY

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Celery Face posted:

I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.
drat, you's a sexy bitch.

Stop googling "bad song lyrics".
This lyric is awesome by the way.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






song actually owns a lot

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