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Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't gently caress with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to BITE
Bark very little, but I know HOW TO FIGHT
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet saeclum in favilla,
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Bold Robot posted:

Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't gently caress with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to BITE
Bark very little, but I know HOW TO FIGHT
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?

oh thank god i couldn't remember this song thank you

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
I'm a grubworm.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Gaffe posted:

If you don't judge my gold chains, I'll forget the iron chains
^^^Came here to post this.

My runner up:

Sir I wanna buy these shoes
For my mama. please
It's Christmas eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry sir
Daddy says there's not much time
You see,
She's been sick for quite a while And I
know these shoes will make her smile And I
Want her to look beautiful
If mama meets Jesus tonight

Davealicious
May 8, 2007

I'm killin' y'all niggas on that lyrical poo poo,
Mayonnaise colored 'Benz, I push miracle whips

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

hemophilia posted:

Every single Rush lyric

All Rush song's pale in lovely lyrics compared to this wonderful turd...

"Get back jack, roll the bones"

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
mama, set me free
mama, let me be
mama, watch me run
mama, I wanna have some fun
mama, don't let me down
mama, wanna go to town

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Min'na saikō arigatō,
K-k-k-kawaii, k-k-k-kawaii.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
Ah C'mon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbMDhE6J4nQ

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002




Life oh life oh life doo do do doo

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
"neptunes got a cocker spaniel"

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Keep it 300 like the romans

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
loving magnets, how do they work

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so call me maybe

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Alright pulling out the big guns here: Pitbull.

"Your man just left
I'm the plumber tonight
Let me check your pipes
Oh, you're a healthy type"

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Poor old Kawliga, he never got a kiss
Poor old Kawliga, he doesn't know what he miss
Is it any wonder that his face is red
Kawliga that poor old wooden head

maybe best lyric, idk

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

What does it mean?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Got a cause now, call me a rebel
Here to take life to a higher level
Got control of the whole situation
Overactive imagination

Roll the dice, gonna make a decision
Think twice, gonna run with a vision
Something new, gonna find a replacement
(Gotta get outta my mom's basement)

[Chorus]
I wanna live in the world of a video game
I wanna see my face on the anime screen
Get away from the two-bit more of the same
Gonna make it something more than a dream
Fall in love with the world of a video game
From above with a girl in the anime scene
Can you hear the whole world callin' my name?
I wanna live in the world of a video game

Posh fashion makes me wanna tweak
Couldn't care less who's dating this week
Ditch the mall crowd, take a trip to Japan
Save a princess, stick it to the man

Livin' life for a higher meaning
Get a high score without cheating
This story looks so wide open
(I can fix everything that's broken)

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Here how about a song about Lynyrd Skynyrd draped in the most stereotypical country lyrics done by a band who bought the rights to the name Lynyrd Skynyrd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl_bU776Gyk

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Squalitude posted:

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

What does it mean?

wait I vote for this one forget my other two posts

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

Squalitude posted:

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

What does it mean?

gently caress, forgot about that one. This may be the winner.

LurkBot
Jan 4, 2007
Something has gone horribly wrong.
I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
slowly walking down the hall
faster than a cannonball



LurkBot posted:

I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
that is a good lyric

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

That little human being got his own jet airplane
that little human being is a millionaire

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

poopzilla posted:

That little human being got his own jet airplane
that little human being is a millionaire

Those lyrics are attacking the resentful individuals who might make such remarks about stylized performers and celebrities. The homophobic sentiment is held by the individuals they are mocking, not by Mark Knopfler


edit: so like "you may call them a human being because of the way they dress or behave, but that's because it's the only way you can make yourself feel better about the fact that they have achieved more than you ever will and are living a life of luxury"

les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jul 17, 2014

Valency
Feb 3, 2010

HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT

"With an ironclad fist I wake up and
French kiss the morning"

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Valency posted:

"With an ironclad fist I wake up and
French kiss the morning"

What's wrong with that?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
some may say that im a sexual deviant
but, i'd say that i am rather lenient
the term sex slave makes it sound so--bad.

I want a bride who wont run when its sexy time
though if i have to chase you i wont mind
(i just need my inhaler)

when i bring in other women she's not mad at me
i can punch her and she wont call it battery
because right now the only thing attracted to me is... gravity

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
"my computer thinks I'm gay/ so I threw that poo poo away/ on the champs elysee"

ty Brian Molko

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Quickscope420dad posted:

Those lyrics are attacking the resentful individuals who might make such remarks about stylized performers and celebrities. The homophobic sentiment is held by the individuals they are mocking, not by Mark Knopfler


edit: so like "you may call them a human being because of the way they dress or behave, but that's because it's the only way you can make yourself feel better about the fact that they have achieved more than you ever will and are living a life of luxury"

ok, fine. then i submit this instead.

pop goes the pussy cause the pussy goes pop

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
If you've got the feeling

jump up to the ceiling

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei,
Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Beyond...
Go beyond...
Go beyond the game!

Oooooooooooooh, yeah! (yeah! yeah! yeah!)

You and I we have met before
Through the magic of the moment in cyberspace
Driven by a passion to win
Playing heart to heart, face to face
The challenge of a life time stands before us now!
Beyond the game!

In the shadow of the golden gate
We have come to decide our fate
We're here to celebrate
Beyond the game! (Beyond the game!)
Beyond the game!

At last the moment's at hand
All we need is to believe we can
We'll make our stand
Beyond the game! (Beyond the game!)
Beyond the game! (Beyond the game!)
Beyond the game! (Beyond the game!)
The World Cyber Games!

The teams are here, the spirit is right
We are connected now in a powerful way
We celebrate our diversity
Around the world with a passion to play

The planet will be watching
The message will be heard!
Beyond the game!

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Can't complain, musn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble


I think we have a new winner.

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