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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Holy poo poo....(NMS)

[NMS][/NMS]

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tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
Any Americans on the flight?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Chinatown where is the plane

necroid
May 14, 2009


hurrr durrr this sucks you suck

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
drat. This guy was most likely on the plane. He joked about flying Malaysia airlines a bit earlier on facebook:



Translated: "If it goes missing. This is what it looks like."

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
what is that a picture of? I'm too scared to look.

edit - lol

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


spasticColon posted:

Any Americans on the flight?

it was brought down by a missile, not excessive cargo weight

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Kilmers Elbow posted:

Holy poo poo....(NMS)

[NMS][/NMS]

lmbo

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
BBC expert pretty much saying this would take a very sophisticated radar guided system to shoot down, or even a fighter jet.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

necroid posted:

hurrr durrr this sucks you suck

:ironicat:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Reuters saying body parts are spread over an area of at least 7 miles, indicating it was blown up in the air.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Are we sure this isn't Flight 370?

I mean if the Slavs can find an F-117, I'm sure they could find a missing plane.

Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
...why? Wouldn't a basic MANPAD do the trick? It's not like the thing deployed flares and performed an Immelman.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

A misanthrope posted:

Reuters saying body parts are spread over an area of at least 7 miles, indicating it was blown up in the air.

Jesus and baby Jesus. :stonk:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Holy poo poo....(NMS)

[NMS][/NMS]

Do you think photographers ever fight over who gets to take the first picture of a burned doll/stuffed animal at the disaster scene?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

A misanthrope posted:

Reuters saying body parts are spread over an area of at least 7 miles, indicating it was blown up in the air.

*foot lands on BBQ ... Ukrainian family eat it anyway ... mmm satay!

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
People I know are already blaming this as a Jewish conspiracy that will take the news off of an invasion into Gaza. Also that Putin is in on this and wants all of Eastern Europe back.

And in all of this we will never know what Pilot Parker's last thoughts were.

richardm
Jul 15, 2004

Radbot posted:

...why? Wouldn't a basic MANPAD do the trick? It's not like the thing deployed flares and performed an Immelman.

Typical MANPAD range is about 15000 feet, apparently.

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.

necroid posted:

hurrr durrr this sucks you suck

Thanks.



Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Spiffeh posted:



I took a screenshot of their twitter account before they deleted the bear tweet. It was so perfect.

A leaked internal document has shown that pilot parker had failed his drugs test multiple times.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
Reuters Top News ‏@Reuters 6m
#BREAKING: Emergency Ministry official on site says body parts scattered around up to 15 km from crash site, at least 100 bodies seen

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Looke posted:

A leaked internal document has shown that pilot parker had failed his drugs test multiple times.

he was stuffed with pills lol!

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i wonder how many limbs per square mile ukraine has. probably a ton on account of the wars.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
Source: http://itar-tass.com/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/1325017

According to eyewitnesses, the plane was shot down by a missile near the town of Torez then began to lose altitude, crashed to the ground and burned.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
Putin: "Sanction THIS!" *fires missile*

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Yahoo Singapore @YahooSG · 1m posted:

AP: Ukraine's president confirms that his country's armed forces did not shoot at any airborne targets #MH17 #PrayforMH17

well thank god for that

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Pet Rock Band posted:

Reuters Top News ‏@Reuters 6m
#BREAKING: Emergency Ministry official on site says body parts scattered around up to 15 km from crash site, at least 100 bodies seen

99 Teddy Bear Parts

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

I love big Buks and I cannot lie.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

SirEvelynTremble posted:

New prices for Malaysian tourists travelling by Malaysia Airlines :


However ...

Malaysia Airlines, being a national carrier of Malaysia, is not run by people with comedy 1950s "oriental" TV accents. Mostly by Malays.

If their planes would only stop exploding, you could visit for yourself and find out.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
breaking: 4000 Malaysia Air employees quit due to "this whole company is loving cursed"

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


CRASHING THIS PLANE...

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

:nws:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BswmfnwCEAEsw7s.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BswjQavCIAAzs92.png:nws:

Looke fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jul 19, 2014

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

tell me about Ukraine

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder

Looke posted:

Gruesome pictures
Can't find pilot Parker. Hmmmmmmmm...

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Michael Jackson posted:

well lets run this into the ground.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
unconfirmed photos



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DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
Dutch sex tourism just took a nosedive

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