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close loopholes that make rich CEO's richer or increase the gas tax for the first time in 20 years to pay for our crumbling highways? nah, gently caress it. just delay when people can put money in to their pensions
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:26 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:12 |
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faaaaaaaaaaaart
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:28 |
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when i read threads like this i think, dang people use to put effort into ops, then i remembered ,no wait, they just copied and pasted whole news articles. keep up the good work.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:28 |
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ok
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:29 |
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It is pretty much bullshit yes. It's stupid but the road situation is getting loving ridiculous and a microcosm of much larger issues.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:31 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:when i read threads like this i think, dang people use to put effort into ops, then i remembered ,no wait, they just copied and pasted whole news articles. keep up the good work. same
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:33 |
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I got an idea on how you guys can get the money. After you've spent those untold billions to Lockheed-Martin on all your war bullshit, turn around and point your new Lockheed-Martin weapons at the company and get your money back. This is fool proof and I think you should give me 10% for giving you this brilliant idea. Happy to help!
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:36 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:I got an idea on how you guys can get the money. After you've spent those untold billions to Lockheed-Martin on all your war bullshit, turn around and point your new Lockheed-Martin weapons at the company and get your money back. This is fool proof and I think you should give me 10% for giving you this brilliant idea. Happy to help! its better than almost literally every other kind of massive money wasting (the kind that leaves forever)
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:39 |
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Here's what's hosed up boys. People always complain about walmart doing the under 40 hours thing to not have to pay out benefits. But have any of you smug bastards look at "entry level" federal jobs lately? Same poo poo For real though. Look at the US forest service or the USPS. Ramsus fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jul 17, 2014 |
# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:42 |
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i accepted the fact i will be poor and eating dog food when i am old we gotta start coming up with unique and interesting ways of preparing pedigree, folks
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:44 |
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I'm glad I don't have a pension.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:51 |
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Ramsus posted:Here's what's hosed up boys. People always complain about walmart doing the under 40 hours thing to not have to pay out benefits. But have any of you smug bastards look at "entry level" federal jobs lately? Same poo poo or almost all jobs nowadays. its a miracle to land a full time job with benefits
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:54 |
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OBAMA!!!!!
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:56 |
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Robo Reagan posted:meow meow meow cat noises meow meow purr meow meow cat noise meow meow That is literally what I got from what you wrote OP.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:56 |
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um excuse me its called a 401k maybe you should get one poor?
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:57 |
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psyopmonkey posted:That is literally what I got from what you wrote OP. think of it like this if they delay your pension that's less estrogen you'll be able to take during retirement
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:58 |
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It's okay. I don't plan on living much longer anyways.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:00 |
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Robo Reagan posted:think of it like this if they delay your pension that's less estrogen you'll be able to take during retirement Thats funny.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:01 |
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the gently caress is a pension, lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:08 |
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lol if you don't fund your 401k and ira to the max every year
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:32 |
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i know goons are hilariously successful at everything they do and pensions are for peasants but lol when you dick around with the peasants too much
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:35 |
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Robo Reagan posted:i know goons are hilariously successful at everything they do and pensions are for peasants but lol when you dick around with the peasants too much watch out for domestic terror cells at the local Country Kitchen Buffets
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:36 |
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Nonsense posted:401k Yes, let's expose our retirement savings to the stock market. What could go wrong?
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:36 |
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Robo Reagan posted:i know goons are hilariously successful at everything they do and pensions are for peasants but lol when you dick around with the peasants too much people know this but israel exists and russia gets to shoot down planes, america gets to shoot down planes and glass a region its not a stretch to believe nothing will happen
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:37 |
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EugeneJ posted:Yes, let's expose our retirement savings to the stock market. uhhhh I hate to break it to you but 137% of all pensions exist at least partially in the stock market
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:37 |
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Nonsense posted:people know this but israel exists and russia gets to shoot down planes, america gets to shoot down planes and glass a region its not a stretch to believe nothing will happen probs not but it's fun to see how far things go before they back off
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:37 |
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Robo Reagan posted:think of it like this if they delay your pension that's less estrogen you'll be able to take during retirement lmao
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:37 |
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what sort of retard poor do you have to be that your retirement isn't a balanced basket of benjamin stacks in your walls, money in jersey/the cayman islands, and a cell phone with a slew of numbers of people who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:39 |
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saving for retirement? the gently caress is a retirement??
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:40 |
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paranoid randroid posted:saving for retirement? the gently caress is a retirement?? sometimes when you drive over a nail or something sharp your tires burst and you have to go in and get your wheels RE-TIRED
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:41 |
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not to piss on your parade, but ive got my pension locked in. collecting a cool $260/month for the rest of my life
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:42 |
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dee eight posted:not to piss on your parade, but ive got my pension locked in. cool congrats glad you're everyone else in the US lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:43 |
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dee eight posted:not to piss on your parade, but ive got my pension locked in.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:43 |
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dee eight posted:not to piss on your parade, but ive got my pension locked in. do you suggest mixed market accounts? a friend said those are better than C/D
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:43 |
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dee eight posted:not to piss on your parade, but ive got my pension locked in. ballin well within government-supervised control with weekly check-ups
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:43 |
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paranoid randroid posted:saving for retirement? the gently caress is a retirement?? It's when the farmer takes you out back and shoots you in the head.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:44 |
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i thought pensions were implemented specifically so our elderly didnt end up having to sling cat smack to get by
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:44 |
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paranoid randroid posted:i thought pensions were implemented specifically so our elderly didnt end up having to sling cat smack to get by the elderly still regularly eat catfood
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:44 |
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thats awful. you never get high on your own supply...
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:45 |
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Nonsense posted:do you suggest mixed market accounts? a friend said those are better than C/D no no you misunderstand. this is an actual pension from a corporation that i worked for for 30 years. its not a 401 or ira or social security
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:45 |