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COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006


lol

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hosed up and true

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
Not again! NSAAAAAAAAAAAA :argh:


*laugh track*

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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snowden is literally being sheltered by russia right now

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I am invoking the freedom of imformation act on any and all sexy snapchats of my wiener and abzone.

E: wiener AND cock.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

loving nsa. they land us on the moon once and they think they can pull all this poo poo????

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

snowden is literally being sheltered by russia right now

Im liteeally sheltered right now

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
no one told me that the cyberpunk future would be run by that dude who jerks off to bathing suit pictures on facebook

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I want to give a high five to every NSA agent now. Snowden is a loving traitorous nark

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

a girl has never sent me a naked photo of themselves im gona just go kill myself bye

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fojar38 posted:

snowden is literally being sheltered by russia right now

good

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

i guess id take a dude too whatever just want something for the self esteem you know

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

quote:

Update 5:27pm CT: In an e-mail sent to Ars, NSA spokeswoman Vanee Vines wrote: "NSA is a professional foreign-intelligence organization with a highly trained workforce, including brave and dedicated men and women from our armed forces. As we have said before, the agency has zero tolerance for willful violations of the agency’s authorities or professional standards, and would respond as appropriate to any credible allegations of misconduct."

However, she declined to respond to direct questions as to the veracity of Snowden's allegations or if anyone at NSA had ever been terminated or otherwise punished for engaging in such behavior.

Hahahahahaha

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

BadLlama posted:

a girl has never sent me a naked photo of themselves im gona just go kill myself bye

Check your PMs

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





We need to start a massive keyboard goop chain to prank NSA

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*


putin is jerkin it to our american babes the madness must stop

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Alexzandvar posted:

I want to give a high five to every NSA agent now. Snowden is a loving traitorous nark
gross

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
in nsa's defence they had to sort through hundreds of gross nudes to get to the good stuff so who is the real victim here

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I wonder what Snowden thinks of Russia's backing of the Ukrainian separatists who just murdered 300 people lol.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Alexzandvar posted:

I wonder what Snowden thinks of Russia's backing of the Ukrainian separatists who just murdered 300 people lol.

why would he care and why would you care what he thinks

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
they taking applications? i have been specializing in this for YEARS

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Alexzandvar posted:

I wonder what Snowden thinks of Russia's backing of the Ukrainian separatists who just murdered 300 people lol.
I bet he thanks Russia for not letting the US gov put him in solitary confinement and torture him

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Ha ha! The NSA has seen my dick

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Alexzandvar posted:

I wonder what Snowden thinks of Russia's backing of the Ukrainian separatists who just murdered 300 people lol.

More than 1 thing can be bad.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006


tks

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Justin Godscock posted:

in nsa's defence they had to sort through hundreds of gross nudes to get to the good stuff so who is the real victim here

if movies like Enemy of the State have taught me anything its that the NSA can use super advanced facial-recognition and analytic programs to sort through hundreds of thousands of nudie pictures per day to pick out the HB 7+ material for internal consumption

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
could they not just ask like everyone else

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

do ppl who seek political asylum in the united states have an obligation to condemn every hosed up bullshit thing we do

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Juanito posted:

I bet he thanks Russia for not letting the US gov put him in solitary confinement and torture him

The waterboarder in Diego Gargia was so let-down when he found out Snowden fled.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

THS posted:

do ppl who seek political asylum in the united states have an obligation to condemn every hosed up bullshit thing we do

It's just Snowden makes himself out to be some great warrior for freedom, instead of just a guy who leaked a bunch of info to people we don't like, who are just as bad as us.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I got a cousin in the consults office. She told me all anyone in washington does is look at stolen dick picks.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Alexzandvar posted:

It's just Snowden makes himself out to be some great warrior for freedom, instead of just a guy who leaked a bunch of info to people we don't like, who are just as bad as us.

yeah well that didnt answer my question

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
i'm hot so i'm sure it's happened before... no skin off my sexy back

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
my grandpa worked for nsa and said it was boring as all gently caress, but he I did catch him jacking it to porn that he rented on PPV one time so maybe the truth... is somewhere... in the middle?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Idiot Kicker posted:

i'm hot so i'm sure it's happened before... no skin off my sexy back

pics or it never happened

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

big duck equals goose posted:

my grandpa worked for nsa and said it was boring as all gently caress, but he I did catch him jacking it to porn that he rented on PPV one time so maybe the truth... is somewhere... in the middle?

pics

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

THS posted:

yeah well that didnt answer my question

If someone fled a country because of said countries harmful spying program to the USA yeah maybe they would need to condemn what we did so they seem at least a little morally consistent.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Alexzandvar posted:

It's just Snowden makes himself out to be some great warrior for freedom, instead of just a guy who leaked a bunch of info to people we don't like, who are just as bad as us.

Actually Snowden is a hero and the government are criminals hth

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

big duck equals goose posted:

my grandpa worked for nsa and said it was boring as all gently caress, but he I did catch him jacking it to porn that he rented on PPV one time so maybe the truth... is somewhere... in the middle?

was it scrambled or did he pay for it. It's important I know where my tax dollars are going

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BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

is snowden gay? he kind of looks like a gay

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