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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I wonder what would happen if enough people spammed the CIA report page

nothing?

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Morkyz posted:

nothing?

No, probably not nothing

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I hope they at least got some good Kat Dennings pics

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

No, probably not nothing

theyd get super flustered and lose several million dollars by accident

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

I hope they at least got some good Kat Dennings pics

If they do, I want a job at the NSA

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"bob, hey bob did we send that pallet of cash money to the Bakr Brigade Militia already? well where the hecky gosh did it go?"

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

paranoid randroid posted:

theyd get super flustered and lose several million dollars by accident

They turned a cat into a living spy device by implanting a radio under it's skin and an antennae in it's tail. It was hit by a taxi. Operation acoustic kitty

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I wonder what would happen if enough people spammed the CIA report page

Ask all those cool hackers from Annoymouse that got sent to Gitmo.

Also Frontline has a pretty good doc on these current affairs for those that like gay boring facts and stories about the NSA's brilliant schemes being unraveled by a telecom janitor wondering why there was a room with no doorknob and a bunch of wires going to the NSA.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

They turned a cat into a living spy device by implanting a radio under it's skin and an antennae in it's tail. It was hit by a taxi. Operation acoustic kitty

John Oliver is pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8lJ85pfb_E

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

etalian posted:

I hope they at least got some good Kat Dennings pics

They should spread the wealth.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Al Nipper posted:

Ask all those cool hackers from Annoymouse that got sent to Gitmo.

Also Frontline has a pretty good doc on these current affairs for those that like gay boring facts and stories about the NSA's brilliant schemes being unraveled by a telecom janitor wondering why there was a room with no doorknob and a bunch of wires going to the NSA.

"What are you in for?"
"Oh, hacking, I took down some major government websites. You?"
"rear end balls gently caress her right in the pussy"

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Just think: for every 2 nice boobs they see they probably also see one really gross dick.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Alexzandvar posted:

If someone fled a country because of said countries harmful spying program to the USA yeah maybe they would need to condemn what we did so they seem at least a little morally consistent.

Lol if you think moral outrage will stop spying get used to it and send your terrorist plans to your buddies via pidgeon

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Robo Reagan posted:

Lol if you think moral outrage will stop spying get used to it and send your terrorist plans to your buddies via pidgeon

those messages will be intercepted by the heroic and majestic bald eagle

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Death to America. Hail Satan.

*dangles balls in front of webcam like a hypnotist's watch.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shoehead posted:

They should spread the wealth.

If the NSA gets disbanded we will delete all the nude celeb pics from the Utah server farm.

etalian fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jul 18, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gannyGrabber posted:

Just think: for every 2 nice boobs they see they probably also see one really gross dick.

there all nice boobs and there are no gross dicks

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

no one told me that the cyberpunk future would be run by that dude who jerks off to bathing suit pictures on facebook

I don't run poo poo

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
psst i got 256 mB of hot selfies to offload. meet me in Hos0kawa19's sake bar in neo manchuria if you want a taste,

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Fojar38 posted:

those messages will be intercepted by the heroic and majestic bald eagle

they're intercepting bald eagle pics if you know what i mean.


and they are majestic.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhITpTtG888

edit:
I suggest spamming lots of goatse via text message.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Ha ha! The NSA has seen my dick

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Jul 18, 2014

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

paranoid randroid posted:

psst i got 256 mB of hot selfies to offload. meet me in Hos0kawa19's sake bar in neo manchuria if you want a taste,

can you have johnny upload them and meet me he can carry nearly 80 gigs of data in his head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_8BVWHSU_o

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

there all nice boobs and there are no gross dicks

That ratemydick website begs to differ

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Robo Reagan posted:

Lol if you think moral outrage will stop spying get used to it and send your terrorist plans to your buddies via pidgeon

Check CIAs twitter, they already have a way to intercept this. They have a camera that is strapped to a pigeon

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
They also apparently tried A loving RADIO IMPLANTED IN A CAT

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

That ratemydick website begs to differ

Hmm. Alright, there is one gross dick

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
How did the NSA exist for so long with so many employees before someone finally saying something?

Scandalous Wench
Aug 9, 2010

by Lowtax

BadLlama posted:

is snowden a gay bird? he kind of looks like a gay bird

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Melmac posted:

How did the NSA exist for so long with so many employees before someone finally saying something?

Probably because they screen for true believer type potential employee and also the security clearance problem is even more stringent for the higher levels.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

paranoid randroid posted:

psst i got 256 mB of hot selfies to offload. meet me in Hos0kawa19's sake bar in neo manchuria if you want a taste,

poo poo no Cowboy, there's no way you cracked Kat Denning's Ice, man. You're some fuckin hotdogger.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Melmac posted:

How did the NSA exist for so long with so many employees before someone finally saying something?

Who said something? Who let you know we exist!

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

etalian posted:

Probably because they screen for true believer type potential employee and also the security clearance problem is even more stringent for the higher levels.

They screen for Mormons so idk why they're passing around the nudes

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Melmac posted:

How did the NSA exist for so long with so many employees before someone finally saying something?

would you share your stash of dickpics?


edit: please?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Melmac posted:

How did the NSA exist for so long with so many employees before someone finally saying something?

there were a number of nsa whistleblowers before snowden. snowden is just the first guy to prove what he was saying with documents, whereas the rest of them just seemed like old disgruntled lunatics

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

etalian posted:

I hope they at least got some good Kat Dennings pics

Are they better than the ones on the internet

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

evilpicard posted:

Are they better than the ones on the internet

1080p or the NSA is a horrible failure

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

evilpicard posted:

Are they better than the ones on the internet

You have ones from the internet?
Don't be stingy!

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Celebrities have access to a network the NSA isn't allowed to monitor.

Who was that celebrity that managed to get the FBI involved after her pictures were hacked off her phone?

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

You have ones from the internet?
Don't be stingy!

They're real and they're spectacular.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

You have ones from the internet?
Don't be stingy!

Google goon sir

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

evilpicard posted:

Google goon sir

I've got pm's my friend

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