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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a snake with a fleshlight face

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 15 days!)

ilikedirt posted:

a snake with a fleshlight face

hahaha

a gay stripclub named "large hardon collider"

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

an rc car big enough for a person

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
youtube but for porn

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
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Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
-a dart board made out of water

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
body wash that makes you smell like hickory smoked ribs

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 15 days!)

a video game and/or movie that is about war and is very dark and gritty but it's all just water balloons/super soakers.

"sarge they got me *falls over dramatically with a small wet spot on his shirt*

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Peanut President posted:

a video game and/or movie that is about war and is very dark and gritty but it's all just water balloons/super soakers.

"sarge they got me *falls over dramatically with a small wet spot on his shirt*

A sniper rifle but shoots water ballooons

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

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Hell Gem
landmines that are just whoopie cushions or water balloons

Shapur
Apr 2, 2010

-a hat to easily identify black people

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
A big mean toilet that poops on people, just make sure they know their place in this world

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
condoms to put on ur armpits to hold the sweat in like cum

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

-a type of ketchup that makes it so my mom wasn't hit by a car

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

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Hell Gem
-popsicles that don't melt

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
a toilet that poops itself

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
bell bottom jeans that are literally bells and ring

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Seven perpendicular red lines, drawn with transparent ink.





And one of them is in the form of a kitten.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
a lazer pointer with minigun tip that looks coola dn possibly spins

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
This thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7vwRC6SFE

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

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Hell Gem
-big bag of prunes with a prize in the middle

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

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Hell Gem

gently caress that laser

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Peanut President posted:

hahaha

a gay stripclub named "large hardon collider"

A clothing store named "Don's Gay Apparel". There is normal gay-people clothes but also hand-knit christmas sweaters with hardcore porn.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
A chicken sandwich but with chicken instead of bread

Jick Magger
Dec 27, 2005
Grimey Drawer
An album that's all parodies of Weird Al originals.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmQ5LsNMXZ4

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
eminem but hes black instead of white

a way to use ur fingers. while wearing. boxing gloves

a better way to kiss

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a law against tickling

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

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Hell Gem
-a way to eat peanut butter with my hands but without making a mess

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
A hip, modern, in-your-face soup kitchen with a memorable logo and catchy names for its products.

Yes can I get a bowl of Potatogeddoon and some G-force grits?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a jar of martini olives that are already soaked in alcohol so u can just eat the olives and get drunk

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
good smelling food you cant eat

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

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Hell Gem
-bagel buffet

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

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Hell Gem
-little submarines for hamsters so they can have adventures in the dishwasher

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

-cat food composted from cat litter

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

- bad posting bot. i use it all the time.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
a fart translator

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a big frog u can ride

a wallet that holds ur keys

scrunchy for bald ppl. to make poniy tails out there scalp

paperwork that has coloring book pages for when your bored

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

turdriver posted:

a fart translator

drat. this a game changer.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a stilleto diaper

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
ICBM that deploys candy and prizes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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