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concerned mom posted:We must cut down the tall trees. Anyone over 5'8" it's time for short people to take over this but that and below hitler was 5'8", manlets must answer for their crimes
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something awful could have a purge. everyone given mod powers for an hour, see how many people are left by the end.
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Jul 19, 2014 08:21
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Kombotron posted:kill youre famil
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Juanito posted:Running Man was an awesome book, the movie isnt youre so loving stupid
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Jul 19, 2014 08:55
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Juanito posted:Running Man was an awesome book, the movie isnt you're lucky it's not the purge or else you would taste the back of my hand for that
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Jul 19, 2014 08:59
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If the Purge was real, I'd do all my hiring on Purge day because I'd be free to discriminate against old rear end people who can't figure out how to use electronics.
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Jul 19, 2014 09:17
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I'd also post a thread using the "ATTENTION" tag.
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Jul 19, 2014 09:24
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So is this only common law property and personal crimes that now suddenly become legal? Or all actions prohibited by the criminal code? And if I perform an action that in itself is illegal, but requires subsequent enforcement, does the legality of the action thereby make it enforceable in a court of law? Like can I forge and record deeds to every piece of property in my county and then have everyone evicted in the weeks to come? Because I'd do that. Ugh. Such a dumb premise. This is why you would need the lawyers, to make sure this was clearly defined.
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cult_hero posted:So is this only common law property and personal crimes that now suddenly become legal? Or all actions prohibited by the criminal code? And if I perform an action that in itself is illegal, but requires subsequent enforcement, does the legality of the action thereby make it enforceable in a court of law? Yeah, it really seems like the purge would cause far more problems than it could possibly solve.
Okay so the hospitals close their doors for 12 hours. But when they open there is going to be a huge glut of patients. Not just non-crime victims, but idiots that injured themselves. The police and the criminal justice system will spend more time proving when certain crimes happened and whether or not the count as crimes then they could possibly save not needing to deal with crimes that clearly happened during the purge time. The lost productivity just from having all business shut down for 12 hours and severely disrupted for most of a week would be huge. Plus all the workers killed or injured. This is terrible for the economy.
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Jul 19, 2014 10:28
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I would ignore the purge and just start mass murdering people and setting off bombs and fire and encourage others to do so, so it's easier to do all these things without getting caught.
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Jul 19, 2014 10:32
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If The Purge was a real event we would be living in Africa and not better countries. Exercising violent and criminal impulses does not free anyone from their influence.
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Jul 19, 2014 10:33
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I mean that would be the natural conclusion to letting a bunch of angry armed mostly white people roam the streets killing poors and others who can't find adequate shelter anymore. If you're pretty sure you're going to be dead within the year why not blow something up out of spite? It's hard to get a gun but it's not hard to make a bomb. Children have done it.
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Jul 19, 2014 10:34
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At least it's less annoying and pointless than those Jigsaw murders.
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Jul 19, 2014 10:50
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Spacedad posted:At least it's less annoying and pointless than those Jigsaw murders. Jigsaw was a human being
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Solomonic posted:you're lucky it's not the purge or else you would taste the back of my hand for that heavy books.
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Jul 19, 2014 17:53
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cult_hero posted:
I would think the office you would have bring those forged deeds to would be closed. So making the forgery, not illegal. Attempting to pass the forgery as real during normal business hours would probably not be legal.
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Kaytwo posted:Did anyone go see it tonight? I did. Thought it was pretty decent, and a thousand times better than the first, which isnt saying much. Most obvious 'kill the rich' message, more so than Elysium and Snowpiercer. The first half hour of the purge has a crucified banker.
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red19fire posted:I did. Thought it was pretty decent, and a thousand times better than the first, which isnt saying much. Most obvious 'kill the rich' message, more so than Elysium and Snowpiercer. The first half hour of the purge has a crucified banker. It also has the same tough guy merc from Captain America.
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Jul 19, 2014 18:58
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Kaytwo posted:Did anyone go see it tonight? I seen it. The message I got from it is young white couples ruin everything. Actually all the main characters but hero guy was pretty insufferable. [e] Also you kinda deserve what you get if you go out for anything on that day. Like, it isn't like last minute Christmas shopping why the gently caress would you be traveling around the time when anyone is free to do anything to you? Why would you go to work on that day?
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DrManiac posted:I seen it. The message I got from it is young white couples ruin everything. Actually all the main characters but hero guy was pretty insufferable. Taking the week off seems more practical, if anything you would need a few days to clean up all the bodies from your yard.
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Jul 19, 2014 19:30
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i would jerk off all day
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Jul 19, 2014 19:49
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I would probably go to work on purge day and just loving shoot every customer in the face
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Jul 19, 2014 19:50
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Pirate Jet posted:itd be really cool if the purge actually happened irl and instead of descending into murderous anarchy everyone in the us just used it as an excuse to smoke weed for a day. they should just have weed purge day, everyone gets the day off and weed is legal for a day in every state.
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Jul 19, 2014 19:56
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Motherfucker posted:I would probably go to work on purge day and just loving shoot every customer in the face there is no purge day, it's purge night.
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Jul 19, 2014 19:58
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I'd scold my retarded son for letting a black guy running down the street calling for help into my house. Then since he's black and there is no power to my house Id spend then next ten hours trying to find him in my giant loving house. Then when some 1% yacht owning teenagers knock on my door and over act the poo poo outta my security system Id fight them and kill most of them because my house is so big that I can have multiple gunfights without people figuring out where I was in the house. Then my neighborhood would save me but actually decide to kill me for a twist. Then my kinda hot wife would kill them and all is right in the world. Then I'd grab some popcorn from heaven and watch purges til the end of time with big J.
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Jul 19, 2014 20:01
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i would walk around with a horse head mask and no pants and get really mad when the 24 hour diner is closed on purge night
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Jul 19, 2014 20:02
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etalian posted:they should just have weed purge day, everyone gets the day off and weed is legal for a day in every state. alternatively: move to a better state/out of the stateS
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Jul 19, 2014 20:02
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etalian posted:they should just have weed purge day, everyone gets the day off and weed is legal for a day in every state. this is 4/20 already in every area of the country worth living in
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DrManiac posted:I seen it. The message I got from it is young white couples ruin everything. Actually all the main characters but hero guy was pretty insufferable. I agree, it made no sense for Friday Night Lights Quarterback to wait until an hour before the Purge started to get groceries and deliver important news to their sister-in-law. The purge has been going on for almost a decade at this point, you can plan ahead a little bit. I thought Grillo was the only one who had some relative depth and an actual character arc. He's the protagonist of a revenge film, but surrounded by buffoons from a slasher movie; conveniently tripping while running from killers, conveniently screeching when they're trying to sneak past killers. His 4 companions are dead weight most of the time. The film also telegraphed the whole time that FNL QB or his wife were going to reconcile and one of them would die. In a post-Scream world, it's so frustrating to see filmmakers stick to the same silly cliches. But then again, the preceding trailers were for movies with a possessed doll and a possessed ouija board, so really, gently caress everything. Uncle Spriggly posted:I'd scold my retarded son for letting a black guy running down the street calling for help into my house. Then since he's black and there is no power to my house Id spend then next ten hours trying to find him in my giant loving house. Then when some 1% yacht owning teenagers knock on my door and over act the poo poo outta my security system Id fight them and kill most of them because my house is so big that I can have multiple gunfights without people figuring out where I was in the house. Then my neighborhood would save me but actually decide to kill me for a twist. Then my kinda hot wife would kill them and all is right in the world. Then I'd grab some popcorn from heaven and watch purges til the end of time with big J. The first Purge was amazing in that every character is an unredeemable piece of poo poo. Ethan Hawke makes the worst possible decision every chance he gets. red19fire fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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red19fire posted:I agree, it made no sense for Friday Night Lights Quarterback to wait until an hour before the Purge started to get groceries and deliver important news to their sister-in-law. The purge has been going on for almost a decade at this point, you can plan ahead a little bit. The Purge is good since it's basically a darwinian process for dumb attractive white people.
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I'd go camping in the middle of nowhere w/ my pets and valuables. In other words it would b a normal family vacation 4 me I might even find another Triassic reptile
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Jul 19, 2014 21:02
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no laws so I could go fossil hunting on public and private land. John Day Fossil Beds here I come!
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red19fire posted:
My personal fav was how everybody was preaching to him about taking revenge and not killing while begging him to protect them by killing. Killing is bad except when it's to protect my dead weight rear end.
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Jul 19, 2014 21:07
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the ending was cheesy as well Handsome grillo gets saved by the guy he was planning to hunt down for a revenge killing
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Jul 19, 2014 21:08
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I'm pretty sure it's the purge all day every day if your poor enough right now if you think about it
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Where are these (poor?) gangbangers getting the funds to buy army cars with flamethrowers on top to burn homeless people?
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DrManiac posted:Where are these (poor?) gangbangers getting the funds to buy army cars with flamethrowers on top to burn homeless people? it's the cheesy plot twist Basically the government and rich people use the purge as excuse to get rid of poor people
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Jul 19, 2014 21:19
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poo poo they do that anyway
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Jul 19, 2014 21:25
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David Copperfield posted:poo poo they do that anyway yeah it's one of the ownage things about Brazil besides all the hot girls and caipirinha
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DrManiac posted:My personal fav was how everybody was preaching to him about taking revenge and not killing while begging him to protect them by killing. Killing is bad except when it's to protect my dead weight rear end. Seriously. Don't murder the guy that drove drunk and killed your toddler and got away with it, but please kill the rich twats in night vision goggles hunting us in a Running Man-style arena while we hide uselessly behind potted plants. etalian posted:the ending was cheesy as well You'd think they would make his savior one of the companions that's been dragging him down the whole time in order to finally redeem themselves and bring the 'necessity of killing' angle full circle.
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