please choose me a name for me

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putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

im sick of my boring bland username and want a new one, what should it be

i promise i will actually buy a rename to the most emptyquoted one :toxx:

edit: i realised i didnt set a cut off where i have to choose, so lets say page 5 or when this thread falls off page 1, which ever comes first.

edit: all done, the winner is The Wizard of Poz

putin is a cunt fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jul 21, 2014

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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

A Good Poster

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:51

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

McPooperson

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Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Gkock

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:51

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Maoist Pussy posted:

Gkock

i cant figure out why but i like this one

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:52

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

idiot #113764

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:53

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Troonsylvania

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:54

Butthead: May 31, 2011

Cuck McDuck

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:57

KennyLoggins: Dec 3, 2004; Welcome to the Danger Zone

WeedLordBonerHitler420

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:58

Meg From Family Guy: Feb 4, 2012

Gay Baby Bitch.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:58

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

KennyLoggins posted:

WeedLordBonerHitler420

no registered trademarks pls

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:58

wane tendo: Mar 19, 2005; Buglord

hame tendo

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:58

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

killyoureparents posted:

Gay Baby Bitch.

this guy knows whats up

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:59

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

santas my dad

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:59

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i luv turd's mouthfeel

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:59

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Gnack 2.0

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:00

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

king of putos

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:00

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

ilikedirt posted:

i luv turd's mouthfeel

lol@dis

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:00

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

oval office!

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:01

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

oval office!

It's probably taken.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:02

free basket of chips: Sep 7, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

inoscopedjfk

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Timid: Dec 13, 2012

Gnack2

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Butthead: May 31, 2011

Gaydolf Shitler

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Selim Sivad: Sep 2, 2008; by Ralp

Gnack

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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Jizz Wiz.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:03

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

this is gonna be a tough decision

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:04

Costello Jello: Oct 24, 2003; It had to start somewhere

Butthead posted:

Gaydolf Shitler

Dibs.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:04

Subliminal Sauce: Apr 6, 2010; Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!

word on the street is that a name like The Feldman Felcher is free. Name's a pussy ~~fagnet~~ magnet from what i heard

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:05

doctor 7: Oct 10, 2003; In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

Gnack posted:

this guy knows whats up

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:05

SerSpook: Feb 13, 2012

Mecha-Hitler if it isn't taken yet

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:06

Corey Plumper: Nov 22, 2008

carrion kit posted:

hame tendo

Smoke that endo

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:06

wane tendo: Mar 19, 2005; Buglord

PRE-OP Tuck

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:06

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

CuckTales

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:07

Costello Jello: Oct 24, 2003; It had to start somewhere

friend of the family SUSAN is the best name on the forums.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:07

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

i realised i didnt set a cut off where i have to choose, so lets say page 5 or when this thread falls off page 1, which ever comes first.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:08