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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

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Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
did u ever think... maybe jails aren't for keeping criminals in... they're for keeping us out?????

this is the plot of my nanowrimo novel dont steal

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
An Aussie behind bars, natural environment op?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


what a terrible ugly statue

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if u qoute dis psot, pretend i said something clever

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

quakster posted:

The changes in our life must come from the impossibility to live otherwise than according to the demands of our conscience not from our mental resolution to try a new form of life.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

nigga has become the CUBE LORD

Extortionist
Aug 31, 2001

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
and freedom's just another word for nothing left to...lock away behind fences or something

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Why did they make a statue of Mel Gibson?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

did u ever think... maybe jails aren't for keeping criminals in... they're for keeping us out?????

this is the plot of my nanowrimo novel dont steal

We must break into prison and save....the President!?!?

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

quakster posted:

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’

wow mane das deep yo

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Aug 22, 2013

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I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

Joust posted:

We must break into prison and save....the President!?!?

I'm pitching it as 'Prison Break' meets 'White House Down' meets 'Big Stan'

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

quakster posted:

Mr. freedom statue is in his own jail lol

FADEtoBLACK
Jan 26, 2007

Hobohemian posted:

Why did they make a statue of Mel Gibson?

They didn't understand how insane, drunk, and racist he is.

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

FADEtoBLACK posted:

They didn't understand how insane, drunk, and racist he is.

they totally understood, he's the perfect scottish archetype.

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

I'm pitching it as 'Prison Break' meets 'White House Down' meets 'Big Stan'

Just like Prison Break there will be a part black guy in it [spoiler]Brock Obummer[/spiller]

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Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

CommonTerry posted:

Just like Prison Break there will be a part black guy in it [spoiler]Brock Obummer[/spiller]

working with some pretty inflammatory material here so it's good that like all nanowrimo writers i'll get bored and drop it 1000 words in or so

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
voting for who I assume is chalize theron cuz drat that chick is hot and cool as gently caress

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Mel Gibson is actually living inside that statue so it's very symbolic double.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
voted max. That's my dog's name and he is a blue heeler.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
leathal weapon was almost an accurate portrayal of gibson's irl psychosis



woulda been spot on if he used more slurs in the film

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
free this thread from the gas chamber

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Tiler Kiwi posted:

free this thread from the gas chamber


FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Mel Gibson fought and died to give the proud Scottish people the freedom to be exploited by Scottish feudal lords instead of basically identical English lords. God rest his soul

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

A misanthrope posted:

leathal weapon was almost an accurate portrayal of gibson's irl psychosis



woulda been spot on if he used more slurs in the film

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

lol

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Once the radiation has calmed down after WWIII, the post-apocalyptic society that forms will have passed down through generations the Legend of Gibson, who fought against the evil Jews of Holy Wood, brought to the masses a little known story of the torture and crucifixion of some geezer called Yeshua, gave the Land of Scots their independence and whose last immortalized words were "I'm getting too old for this poo poo!"

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO


e: but they'll never have heard of Mad Max

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 634 days!

concerned mom posted:

An Aussie behind bars, natural environment op?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Once the radiation has calmed down after WWIII, the post-apocalyptic society that forms will have passed down through generations the Legend of Gibson, who fought against the evil Jews of Holy Wood, brought to the masses a little known story of the torture and crucifixion of some geezer called Yeshua, gave the Land of Scots their independence and whose last immortalized words were "I'm getting too old for this poo poo!"

*Curly head rub

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Hobohemian posted:

Why did they make a statue of Mel Gibson?

For FREEEDOM!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

As we've learned, FREEDOM isn't free.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.


tl;dr

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
who is the hot South African chick? are we talking about charlize theron?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Juanito posted:

who is the hot South African chick? are we talking about charlize theron?

Lethal Weapon 2. She got naked.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

redshirt posted:

Lethal Weapon 2. She got naked.

ooh OOOH. good thing I voted for her

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Juanito posted:

ooh OOOH. good thing I voted for her

Diplomatic Immunity

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
The Independent described it as "among the most loathed pieces of public art in Scotland"[5] and one local called it a "lump of crap",[6] but the statue was popular with tourists.[7]

The statue was subject to regular vandalism: its face was gouged out,[8] it had paint thrown over it,[5] it was struck with a hammer,[6] and someone chipped off the severed head of the Governor of York which had formerly graced the statue's base.[9] As a result it was enclosed in a security fence.[6]

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I like the part where even Donald Trump thought it was too tacky.

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Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
Who is that helicopter guy? I need to know before casting my freedom vote

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