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Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

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Panzeh posted:

The concept of the objet petit a is central to Lacan's theory of desire, which arguably represents his major contribution to psychoanalysis. It is an expression of the lack inherent in human beings, whose incompleteness and early helplessness produce a quest for fulfillment beyond the satisfaction of biological needs. The objet petit a is a fantasy that functions as the cause of desire; as such, it determines whether desire will be expressed within the limits of the pleasure principle or "beyond," in pursuit of an unlimited jouissance, an impossible and even deadly enjoyment.

If Marx and Lacan are deployed together, the entire discourse surrounding modern conceptions of space and man's relation to it becomes exceedingly clear; Space travel, embodied by NASA, is a hole into which with throw money (that ambiguous sigil of desire) in the false hope of transcending our material limitations. Its function within the constellation of class consciousness is to provide a limit-of-no-limit, a classless class, to which we can continually remove ourselves, rather than engaging in a true appraisal of our relations within the corporate state.

To see "space" is to see nothing. I think I understand.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jul 19, 2014

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Panzeh

"..The high ground"

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

To see "space" is to see nothing. I think I understand.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jul 19, 2014

1gnoirents

hello :)
-> trust me <- the headache of literally banning space travel right now is not worth what would be a small immediate benefit and in some cases, temporarily, a downside

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Jul 19, 2014

Tezzor
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

To see "space" is to see nothing. I think I understand.


Bullshit. Space is real, and it's good.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Jul 19, 2014

LifeSizePotato

Listen, I came here to do two things: to say space is bad and to take it in the butt from a doe-eyed teen cholo, and I already said space is bad so whos down?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Jul 19, 2014

TOILETLORD

by XyloJW
Space is bad, but we need bad things, so it's good?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jul 19, 2014

Tezzor
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dontcareaboutname posted:

Space is bad, but we need bad things, so it's good?

not true, as my hero, Hitler would say

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Jul 19, 2014

Tezzor
Probation
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LifeSizePotato posted:

Listen, I came here to do two things: to say space is bad and to take it in the butt from a doe-eyed teen cholo, and I already said space is bad so whos down?

i'm down but I'm not a cholo, I'm a multiply diseased white man with a strange dick

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Jul 19, 2014

TOILETLORD

by XyloJW

Tezzor posted:

not true, as my hero, Hitler would say

is true btw my dick is backwards the balls are at the end and when I jizz I shoot my load into my own groin

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jul 19, 2014

LifeSizePotato

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

To see "space" is to see nothing. I think I understand.


proof that america is not a 1st world country

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jul 19, 2014

Tubgirl Cosplay

by Ion Helmet
when i was a kid I asked my aunt Cindy why there weren't any black astronauts and she said "black on black violence rages on"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Jul 19, 2014

LifeSizePotato

a common fallacy of space fearing crybabies is

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jul 19, 2014

Moral_Hazard

Rich Kid of Insurancegram
Since the dawn of human consciousness, people have known that space is bad and I'm gay

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jul 19, 2014

Panzeh

"..The high ground"
I caused the challenger explosion. my rectum provided the o-ring that failed. I am an agent of the Chinese

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Jul 19, 2014

TOILETLORD

by XyloJW

MoraleHazard posted:

Since the dawn of human consciousness, people have known that space is bad and I'm gay

in the prophecies of Nostradamus, i am the "idiot spacefaggot" he wrote of

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jul 19, 2014

Sancho

RIP Archie another victim of gun violence =/.

http://myfox8.com/2014/07/17/comics-archie-dies-heroically/

e: whoops, wrong thread

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Jul 19, 2014

TOILETLORD

by XyloJW

Panzeh posted:

I caused the challenger explosion. my rectum provided the o-ring that failed. I am an agent of the Chinese

the Challenger explosion was extremely good to me, as a massive retarded buck negro, I clapped and cheered when the white people died. If you want to watch me jack off, check my M4M ad on craigslist. Include a photograph of space so I know it's you

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jul 19, 2014

Ambrose Burnside

pensive
Man has always wanted to travel to the stars, but now that we know we have to travel through space to get there? No thanks!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jul 19, 2014

Panzeh

"..The high ground"

MoraleHazard posted:

Since the dawn of human consciousness, people have known that space is bad and I'm gay

The cave paintings of Lascaux show George Bush shooting down the space shuttle Atlantis with an Israeli missile and me, getting my rear end smacked to raw redness by an Old-World monkey (probably also George Bush). The detail is amazing considering their primitive tools. Werner Herzog made a 3D movie about it and my rear end looks huge.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jul 19, 2014

LifeSizePotato

lol at anyone who thinks that space is good when it's actually bad

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Jul 19, 2014

Sancho

Space Fact...or Space Lie?

There is Space inside each and every one of us.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jul 19, 2014

Tubgirl Cosplay

by Ion Helmet

Ambrose Burnside posted:

Man has always wanted to travel to the stars, but now that we know we have to travel through space to get there? No thanks!

This is how Americans get about two-for-one appetizers at the Applebees too so rly just have the Chinese invade already

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jul 19, 2014

TOILETLORD

by XyloJW

Ambrose Burnside posted:

Man has always wanted to travel to the stars, but now that we know we have to travel through space to get there? No thanks!

I go to job interviews just so I can piss in a cup and hand my warm piss to a 50 yo Hispanic lady it makes me painfully erect to do so. with regard to you're comment I agree but not about going to a job interview, which I would do even through space if it meant I could chug a little of my own piss from the cup beforei hand it to Lupe

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jul 19, 2014

Nut to Butt

by FactsAreUseless


how the cops gonna protect you from this, tezzor?

checkmate, bitch. Space is bad

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jul 19, 2014

Tezzor
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LifeSizePotato posted:

lol at anyone who thinks that space is good when it's actually bad


Laugh all you want, but you won't be laughing once I'm done sucking all the dick from here to Venus and back

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Jul 19, 2014

Effectronica
Please don't mistake my ability to write coherent sentences for my ability to think coherent thoughts. The fact of the matter is that I've become a parrot for neoliberal reactionary politics in order to discredit the left, exactly as the Koch brothers intended. In this capacity I let me say, Space is currently bad, but capitalist solutions exist to make it good.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jul 19, 2014

TOILETLORD

by XyloJW

Tezzor posted:

Laugh all you want, but you won't be laughing once I'm done sucking all the dick from here to Venus and back

Go right ahead. Meanwhile I'll suck all of the dick on Earth and we'll see whose hungrier when we're done :smug:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jul 19, 2014

Panzeh

"..The high ground"

dontcareaboutname posted:

I go to job interviews just so I can piss in a cup and hand my warm piss to a 50 yo Hispanic lady it makes me painfully erect to do so. with regard to you're comment I agree but not about going to a job interview, which I would do even through space if it meant I could chug a little of my own piss from the cup beforei hand it to Lupe

hey man when it's white guys drinking white guy's piss NOW ITS REAL BETTER FLY INTO SPACE

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jul 19, 2014

Tezzor
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dontcareaboutname posted:

Go right ahead. Meanwhile I'll suck all of the dick on Earth and we'll see whose hungrier when we're done :smug:

mine will be the cummier tummy

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jul 19, 2014

TOILETLORD

by XyloJW

Tezzor posted:

mine will be the cummier tummy

the only space that's good is the bottomless pit of my stomach, into which billions of men may frothingly ejaculate

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jul 19, 2014

Tubgirl Cosplay

by Ion Helmet
Country founded on spaceflight has slightly more spacedeath than country founded on loving the ground, and clinging to it with all your might

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jul 19, 2014

Tezzor
Probation
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Ambrose Burnside posted:

Man has always wanted to travel to the stars, but now that we know we have to travel through space to get there? No thanks!

reminder that when I lie down in the anal receptive position, the line of engorged marines waiting to run a train on me can be seen with the naked eye from space

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Jul 19, 2014

LifeSizePotato

dontcareaboutname posted:

Go right ahead. Meanwhile I'll suck all of the dick on Earth and we'll see whose hungrier when we're done :smug:

I'm going to have sex with all the women on Earth, starting with the most decrepit vulnerable and infirm and afterwards I will ask them whether space is good or not

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jul 19, 2014

TOILETLORD

by XyloJW

LifeSizePotato posted:

I'm going to have sex with all the women on Earth, starting with the most decrepit vulnerable and infirm and afterwards I will ask them whether space is good or not

rape of the elderly is good to me, which is why I will stay on Earth to watch. Steve is bad

e: autocorrect! :bahgawd:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jul 19, 2014

Tezzor
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dontcareaboutname posted:

Go right ahead. Meanwhile I'll suck all of the dick on Earth and we'll see whose hungrier when we're done :smug:

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8

Total: 10,684,700,888 cocks
Total in space: 7,888,583,669 penii
Total on Earth: 3,738,748,728 dicks

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jul 19, 2014

Nut to Butt

by FactsAreUseless

LifeSizePotato posted:

I'm going to have sex with all the women on Earth, starting with the most decrepit vulnerable and infirm and afterwards I will ask them whether space is good or not

If I were you I would start with the youngest and most energetic and work my way up. Maybe we can meet in the middle and compare notes.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jul 19, 2014

Liquid Communism


Out here, everything hurts.




Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I definitely agree, and one time I pulled a knife on a woman because she wouldnt' give me back my lighter

at night i put on a toilet suit and go prowling for strange asses to sit and poo poo on me. By day I am a mild mannered advocate for the abolition of interstellar exploration.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jul 19, 2014

I eats my spinach

'sup gordon

dontcareaboutname posted:

Go right ahead. Meanwhile I'll suck all of the dick on Earth and we'll see whose hungrier when we're done :smug:

tezzor may be a useless loser idiot who literally does nothing with his life but whine on the internet about the fact that NASA is failing but you aren't helping prove him wrong dude :(

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jul 19, 2014

LifeSizePotato

dontcareaboutname posted:

rape of the elderly is good to me, which is why I will stay on Earth to watch. Steve is bad

lol Steve? Whos that? sounds like a white guy. I would like space more if it was white, instead of black, because I'm a racist

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jul 19, 2014

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Panzeh

"..The high ground"
I work for PLA Unit 61398. My job is to infiltrate the personal networks of American citizens and watch all of their pornography until I find something that appeals to my depraved mind. After 30 years I am beginning to lose hope. If it weren't for space and the possibility of mating with an alien, I would have killed myself long ago.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jul 19, 2014

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