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Space is many things to many people, to some it's an invitation to explore, to others a warning shot across the bow of humanity's hubris. But whatever it is, one thing we know is that if you show your pussy to a cop, they will let you off without a ticket.
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LifeSizePotato posted:lol Steve? Whos that? sounds like a white guy. I would like space more if it was white, instead of black, because I'm a racist when I look up into a night sky dotted with blazing white stars, I see the purebred aryan children of America surrounded and menaced by a horde of mouth-foaming Mandingos who want to rape them and sell them drugs Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Panzeh posted:I work for PLA Unit 61398. My job is to infiltrate the personal networks of American citizens and watch all of their pornography until I find something that appeals to my depraved mind. After 30 years I am beginning to lose hope. If it weren't for space and the possibility of mating with an alien, I would have killed myself long ago. The Arecibo Message informed aliens that I am a grade A slut who would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Sagan wanted to specify that I'm gay not in the sense of being exclusively homosexual but in the sense of being a dumbshit moron idiot fucker bitch but there wasn't enough bandwidth. Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Sancho posted:Space is many things to many people, to some it's an invitation to explore, to others a warning shot across the bow of humanity's hubris. But whatever it is, one thing we know is that if you show your pussy to a cop, they will let you off without a ticket. Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:The Arecibo Message informed aliens that I am a grade A slut who would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Sagan wanted to specify that I'm gay not in the sense of being exclusively homosexual but in the sense of being a dumbshit moron idiot fucker bitch but there wasn't enough bandwidth. SETI broadcasts my willing wet rear end into space. Mysterious smacking sounds have been picked up in several quadrants. Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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I pretend to have White Pride but really, I am ashamed that I am not more of a credit to the White race. I haven't even become an astronaut, as is my birthright, for Christ's sake.
Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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My dick is truly hosed up and weird. Every time scientists take a picture of it it looks weirder and more hosed up than before
Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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OP What is the difference between say space and the upper atmosphere? A sex crime pervert (me) needs to know
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Fat Ogre posted:OP What is the difference between say space and the upper atmosphere? A sex crime pervert (me) needs to know oh good it's fat orge haven't you figured out yet that nothing tezzor says or does actually matters IRL and he's just begging for attention the only place he can get it Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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I consider myself a Thought Leader and a political Independent. The Dominos Pizza tracking chip I willingly nailed into my scrote tells a different story Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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can't we just agree that regardless of the merits of space, the United States of America is a failed social experiment?
Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Jul 18, 2014 17:43
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All of the other posters in this thread are infected retarded human being tranny friend of the family spiccunts who should kill themselve every other post
Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Tezzor posted:All of the other posters in this thread are infected retarded human being tranny friend of the family spiccunts who should kill themselve every other post posterity quote Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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BadLlama posted:imagine being an astronaut, drifting in the silent ether, pissing up your suit Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Professor Awesome posted:oh good it's fat orge i consider responding to tezzor to be a form of charity work, much like when I gently caress the homeless (often) (rape) Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:i consider responding to tezzor to be a form of charity work, much like when I gently caress the homeless (often) (rape) same. the part about the homeless, anyway. SPACE IS BAD. Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Tezzor posted:All of the other posters in this thread are infected retarded human being tranny friend of the family spiccunts who should kill themselve every other post you should kill yourself. Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Sancho posted:Space is many things to many people, to some it's an invitation to explore, to others a warning shot across the bow of humanity's hubris. But whatever it is, one thing we know is that if you show your pussy to a cop, they will let you off without a ticket. As a cop, I can confirm this. However, my dick doesn't get hard the normal way. Some of the lumps swell up and protrude but the shaft stays limp always Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:you should kill yourself. I'm going to pretend I disagree but my lust for blood knows no master, and if you killed yourself my penis would send a hearty blast into orbit. I get off on death because I am dead inside. Space confirms this in me, so I think space is good. Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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roccckkketttttssssss yeeeeeehaaaaaaaa whoosh whoosh vroom vroom yeaboiiii
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one time i was loving a girl in my room an accidently looked at a space poster as i climaxed long story short everyime i see a starry void now i leak precum anyway seeya
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we don't want black people, anymore than we apparently want south americans but when we try to make them into astronauts, they fail the various intellectual challenges of flying a shuttle, even though it's basically just a UPS truck that goes upwards. They will never leave our planet
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dontcareaboutname posted:we don't want black people, anymore than we apparently want south americans but when we try to make them into astronauts, they fail the various intellectual challenges of flying a shuttle, even though it's basically just a UPS truck that goes upwards. They will never leave our planet piss! poo poo! dick in ya mouf! Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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Tezzor posted:All of the other posters in this thread are infected retarded human being tranny friend of the family spiccunts who should kill themselve every other post So just answer the question what is the difference between space and the upper atmosphere? Or are you just going to call them the same thing in this thread as well? because I'm a quivering jelly of mincing rage about this and need assplay RIGHT NOW Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS SPACE JAM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MICHAEL JORAN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I DUNK ON SOME MONSTAR BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS BASKETBALL COURT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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slurp slurp slurp oh what's that? no i'm not sucking a dick. it's an rear end in a top hat and i'm licking it
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:if you own multiple rocketships guaranteed you have a small penis I've had a small penis all my life but I've only owned a rocket for the last twenty years. Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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I'm a fascist and space has no national identity. Space bad.
Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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boo to space and gently caress to Macedonia!
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Troll Bridgington posted:boo to space and gently caress to Macedonia! agreeed. The Macedonians are a pig people Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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Through the power of self-hypnotism, I have experienced the joy of space without ever leaving the dank basement where I'm getting spit on by a coven of fat lesbo witches
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Tezzor posted:Through the power of self-hypnotism, I have experienced the joy of space without ever leaving the dank basement where I'm getting spit on by a coven of fat lesbo witches i'm one of the fat lesbo witches and I have a yeast infection and I'm scooping it into your mouth. you are shameful. Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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<--------------------------------------- spacewitch spitoon
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I'm a stuck up pig overweight fat dyke wiccaN and Satan wants nothing to do with me
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I dream, of flying through the stars looking for an organism, any organism, that can couple with my strange genitals
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slurp slurp whats that? no I'm not licking an rear end in a top hat now i'm drinking AIDS cum through a straw. space bad
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I play EVE constantly, not only because I love space, but because nobody online can see that I'm a salt-bloated chrome dome with a baby arm and a degree in huffing and puffing as I climb up the stairs from the University of Phoenix, which I graduated from at the age of 80, and I like to try to impress genderqueer teens on the sadbrains gayboard by posting pics where I pretend to bench press a weight that's clearly still resting on the rack. I suck my daddy's teat while he sucks my huge matronly breasts and the milk dribbles down my chin.
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R-Type posted:I play EVE constantly, not only because I love space, but because nobody online can see that I'm a salt-bloated chrome dome with a baby arm and a degree in huffing and puffing as I climb up the stairs from the University of Phoenix, which I graduated from at the age of 80, and I like to try to impress genderqueer teens on the sadbrains gayboard by posting pics where I pretend to bench press a weight that's clearly still resting on the rack. I suck my daddy's teat while he sucks my huge matronly breasts and the milk dribbles down my chin. Take me out for Tapas, big boy 
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R-Type posted:I play EVE constantly, not only because I love space, but because nobody online can see that I'm a salt-bloated chrome dome with a baby arm and a degree in huffing and puffing as I climb up the stairs from the University of Phoenix, which I graduated from at the age of 80, and I like to try to impress genderqueer teens on the sadbrains gayboard by posting pics where I pretend to bench press a weight that's clearly still resting on the rack. I suck my daddy's teat while he sucks my huge matronly breasts and the milk dribbles down my chin. more like rape-type amirite ladies? Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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R-Type posted:I play EVE constantly, not only because I love space, but because nobody online can see that I'm a salt-bloated chrome dome with a baby arm and a degree in huffing and puffing as I climb up the stairs from the University of Phoenix, which I graduated from at the age of 80, and I like to try to impress genderqueer teens on the sadbrains gayboard by posting pics where I pretend to bench press a weight that's clearly still resting on the rack. I suck my daddy's teat while he sucks my huge matronly breasts and the milk dribbles down my chin. I ate Laika's pussy but my rear end in a top hat was so dirty that she refused to lick it Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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