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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
This is amazing. I love meltdowns :v:

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Impermanent
Apr 1, 2010
Do you think he dropped his microphone afterwards?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus

Lemon Curdistan posted:

http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/221000653392938218 :psyduck:

Payday 2 is promoting Keanu Reeves' new action flick with a free new character (Keanu Reeves' character) + skill tree. I can't decide if that's the more shocking news or if it's the fact that said film is actually reviewing well and contains the 100% unironic line "they killed his dog, and now he's out for revenge." :psyduck:

Whoa whoa whoa, hold on

:siren:THREE:siren: cool-looking sunglasses to customize and wear?

Holy poo poo I'm sorry I never gave this game a chance, I'm reinstalling Payday 2 right now. :f5:

Morter fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Oct 21, 2014

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Lemon Curdistan posted:

http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/221000653392938218 :psyduck:

Payday 2 is promoting Keanu Reeves' new action flick with a free new character (Keanu Reeves' character) + skill tree. I can't decide if that's the more shocking news or if it's the fact that said film is actually reviewing well and contains the 100% unironic line "they killed his dog, and now he's out for revenge." :psyduck:

John Wick is on its way to owning really loving hard. Everything I've read about it makes it sound amazing.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

He needs to learn the valuable lesson of stepping away from a keyboard for a couple of days, let the poo poo shake out, take the lumps and come back to the issue with a renewed sense of rationality. This hot-tempered decision-making is the worst thing he could do.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Now they just need to add Gary Busey and Nicolas Cage and it will be the greatest game ever made.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Ddraig posted:

Now they just need to add Gary Busey and Nicolas Cage and it will be the greatest game ever made.

Nick Nolte too.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Drifter posted:

The gun shooting sound effects have been replaced, so every time you fire a gun you get that Matrix 'woah'. Every time you make a headshot kill you get the Bill&Ted's guitar riff 'excellent'.

A melee take down on a cop prompts "I know Kung Fu..."

But seriously, Payday 2 is going the TF2 route and getting way too bloated for my tastes.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Are there any guides on how to play NBA 2k15 My Player mode? I can not figure out the controls. I look at videos of other people getting A+ and tons of points and assists and rebounds and I somehow found a button that makes my player fall down.

Dominic White
Nov 1, 2005


Weird Patch Notes 2014:

Added Sunglasses
Added Akimbo Pistols
Added Keanu Reeves

(Seriously, this kinda owns)

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!



peace

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

I pitched a huge fit and said something retarded that reflected badly upon myself and the people I worked with, but it wasn't my fault.

Outie 5000

E: His twitter is great. He can't decide between ranting at valve, pretending it was a joke, or reminding people you can still buy the game in other places, so he's doing all three at the same time.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Yaos posted:

Are there any guides on how to play NBA 2k15 My Player mode? I can not figure out the controls. I look at videos of other people getting A+ and tons of points and assists and rebounds and I somehow found a button that makes my player fall down.

Rotating the right stick around to roll can fool defenders and make them fall on their asses, which is hilarious.

Other than that, there's a couple non-obvious buttons: b when you're off the ball lets you establish a screen which can let your colleagues have some space to shoot, and holding LT while on defense allows you to hug your opponent's nuts, making them uncomfortable w/their sexuality

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


KoldPT posted:

and holding LT while on defense allows you to hug your opponent's nuts, making them uncomfortable w/their sexuality
a very powerful move

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Babe Magnet posted:

I pitched a huge fit and said something retarded that reflected badly upon myself and the people I worked with, but it wasn't my fault.

Outie 5000

E: His twitter is great. He can't decide between ranting at valve, pretending it was a joke, or reminding people you can still buy the game in other places, so he's doing all three at the same time.

I'd really like to be on his interview loop. "So we're a lovely company, right? :allears:"

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Cloudbuilt is $3.99 today on Humble Store along with some forgettable games

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/promo/merge

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Babe Magnet posted:

I pitched a huge fit and said something retarded that reflected badly upon myself and the people I worked with, but it wasn't my fault.

Outie 5000

E: His twitter is great. He can't decide between ranting at valve, pretending it was a joke, or reminding people you can still buy the game in other places, so he's doing all three at the same time.

Anything less then a personal letter of apology from him to Gabe handwritten and signed in blood I assume this is just another emotional outburst attempting to make him the good guy in this.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Lemon Curdistan posted:

http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/221000653392938218 :psyduck:

Payday 2 is promoting Keanu Reeves' new action flick with a free new character (Keanu Reeves' character) + skill tree. I can't decide if that's the more shocking news or if it's the fact that said film is actually reviewing well and contains the 100% unironic line "they killed his dog, and now he's out for revenge." :psyduck:

What's even better is that it's supposed to be a pretty drat good movie.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I don't know how he could tell that a future company he'll work at is lovely. He has never been employed in his life.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy.

He knows any future companies he works at would be lovely, because at this point only lovely companies would hire him.

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



I like Keanu Reeves and John Wick looks awesome.

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...

Palpek posted:

I don't know how he could tell that a future company he'll work at is lovely. He has never been employed in his life.
I'm sure a large company is going to jump at hiring a guy who just presumed that they were lovely. It's like he learned the clearest lesson of his life regarding how real life and online actions aren't separate and it still went right over his head.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



I saw Johnny Mnemonic for the first time last month and I can't tell if Keanu Reeves' wooden acting was intentional but it made perfect sense for someone who uploads so much porn it threatens to fry his brain.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


johnny mnemonic is cool

Sylphosaurus
Sep 6, 2007
So, is any of the midweek madness games worth a look? I've kind of had my eye on Battlemage since I've been hankering something fierce for something that can come close to the fun I had with Dark Messiah.

Gods Will Be Watching confused me for a while but what I can gather it's an adventure game that's trying to be gritty sci-fi drama but I'm always open for something new if it turns out that it could be a diamond in the rough.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lemon Curdistan posted:

http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/221000653392938218 :psyduck:

Payday 2 is promoting Keanu Reeves' new action flick with a free new character (Keanu Reeves' character) + skill tree. I can't decide if that's the more shocking news or if it's the fact that said film is actually reviewing well and contains the 100% unironic line "they killed his dog, and now he's out for revenge." :psyduck:

Like I said in the payday thread this owns hard as poo poo

discworld is all I read
Apr 7, 2009

DAIJOUBU!! ... Daijoubu ?? ?

Sylphosaurus posted:

So, is any of the midweek madness games worth a look? I've kind of had my eye on Battlemage since I've been hankering something fierce for something that can come close to the fun I had with Dark Messiah.

Gods Will Be Watching confused me for a while but what I can gather it's an adventure game that's trying to be gritty sci-fi drama but I'm always open for something new if it turns out that it could be a diamond in the rough.
Gods was an interesting concept that was horribly marred by bullshit RNG and annoying game play that tried way too hard to be difficult. Thankfully they patched in some options to make the game more simple, but at release it was a massively not fun experience.

Organs
Feb 13, 2014


lol i can't believe this clown is seriously pretending to have quit in the hopes that the game will be accepted back on steam. are they really so dumb that they think that would work, even if people did believe that he really had quit??

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Lemon Curdistan posted:

http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/221000653392938218 :psyduck:

Payday 2 is promoting Keanu Reeves' new action flick with a free new character (Keanu Reeves' character) + skill tree. I can't decide if that's the more shocking news or if it's the fact that said film is actually reviewing well and contains the 100% unironic line "they killed his dog, and now he's out for revenge." :psyduck:


Why does this suddenly make me want to buy Payday 2 even though I have no friends to play with?

Im_Special
Jan 2, 2011

Look At This!!! WOW!
It's F*cking Nothing.
There's about a 100% chance that the 'Team' agreed on still giving him a cut anyway, if he steps down and they can get the game back on Steam.

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
If anyone was wanting to get the Novelist, there's a decent chance it'll be in Groupees' next Be Mine bundle. https://groupees.com/bm15

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Awesome! posted:

johnny mnemonic is cool
It even had Oculus Rift.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Im_Special posted:

There's about a 100% chance that the 'Team' agreed on still giving him a cut anyway, if he steps down and they can get the game back on Steam.

What would be hilarious is if he actually quit, then since nothing is in writing when the game goes back up on Steam the rest of the team goes "...well, it was his fault" and gives him nothing.

odiv
Jan 12, 2003

Deakul posted:

Why does this suddenly make me want to buy Payday 2 even though I have no friends to play with?
Aw, I'll be your friend!

Though I also don't own it yet. And I'm reluctant to buy it now. Didn't a big sale just end?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
i waited 2 years for squarelogic to get back on steam, i can wait 2 more years for it to go on sale. but im getting antsy!!

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Hav posted:

He needs to learn the valuable lesson of stepping away from a keyboard for a couple of days, let the poo poo shake out, take the lumps and come back to the issue with a renewed sense of rationality. This hot-tempered decision-making is the worst thing he could do.

Your error is that your suggestion is a very rational and adult kind of thing to do.

Zalmun
Jan 17, 2008

It'sa me!

Nap Ghost

pentyne posted:

What would be hilarious is if he actually quit, then since nothing is in writing when the game goes back up on Steam the rest of the team goes "...well, it was his fault" and gives him nothing.

I dunno, he might threaten to kill them on Twitter if they did that to him.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Deakul posted:

Why does this suddenly make me want to buy Payday 2 even though I have no friends to play with?

When you're with goons, you always have tons of friends to play Payday 2 with.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

odiv posted:

Aw, I'll be your friend!

Though I also don't own it yet. And I'm reluctant to buy it now. Didn't a big sale just end?

Someone posted that if you buy a ticket to see the movie John Wick on fandango you get a free copy of payday 2.

The movie is apparently p deece

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discworld is all I read
Apr 7, 2009

DAIJOUBU!! ... Daijoubu ?? ?
Also it currently appears that Payday 2 is on sale for 75% off till Oct. 28th.

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