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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ill use my vast riches to hire two buff guys to dress like ryu and ken and punch each other, two fat guys to act like they are controlling them, and then i will watch the two fat guys so it's like twitch.tv

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

mookface posted:

Thats why apocalypse fetishists are a thing. Modern society has rejected and scorned the goon and only through cleansing nuclear fire can he be reborn as a hero of the wastes. Thus the familiarity with weapons and non perishable foods. After the slate has been wiped clean the goon will rise above the rabble and become who he was meant to be

dude truth hurts stfu

*strokes ultra reliable apocalypse ak 47 sitting upon my throne pallet of beanee weenies*

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
i'm the kid who needs to be escorted to a secret science laboratory in the mojave desert because my special genes are the key to unlocking the next stage in human evolution

Turncoat Mommy
Oct 3, 2010

I believe in you.
corpse

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Same. Rape slave crew represent. I mean, at least until the radiation poisoning catches up with us.

haha GBS will finally get laid.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
I am going to start a new religion that revolves around worshipping atom bombs. Praise Atom. Either that or my DNA will be so hosed by the raditation that I'll turn into a miserable talking tree.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Harold Lauder from the stand

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

mookface posted:

Harold Lauder from the stand

let's be honest here

we're all harold

(except me im bango skank)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

let's be honest here

we're all harold

(except me im bango skank)

M O O N that spells Friendzone.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

A misanthrope posted:

let's be honest here

we're all harold

(except me im bango skank)

Actually I'm Larry underwood for so many reasons

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 663 days!
I better be loving dead is all I have to say.

Imagine it. You get a few news reports before you lose power, this is it, all major urban areas have been hit, we've launched our poo poo in retaliation as have our allies. You know our subs, and theirs are out there, to finish the job.

Power cuts out.

You see the blinding light in the distance. The wall of heat and fire draws closer.

You close your eyes and let it envelop you.

Your last thoughts are "gently caress you baby boomers, I'm not paying for that retirement afterall you cunts!"

Then, finally, for the first time...peace.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I'd be the guy in Mr Magoo glasses that gets all his fingers chopped off trying to catch Feral Kid's boomerang :smith:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

M O O N that spells Friendzone.

lol

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
maybe we can have a family friendly apocalypse, with hotdogs and sodas and balloon animals for the kids :shobon:

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I'm not going to lie, immediately after the missiles hit and just before the billowing clouds of nuclear radiation cover up the sun I'm going to start eating motherfuckers. Day one. I've got like 8 cans of chicken rub that my co-worker gave me and I'm not loving around.

naem
May 29, 2011

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I'm not going to lie, immediately after the missiles hit and just before the billowing clouds of nuclear radiation cover up the sun I'm going to start eating motherfuckers. Day one. I've got like 8 cans of chicken rub that my co-worker gave me and I'm not loving around.

See I've been doing this for years already to prepare

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I'm not going to lie, immediately after the missiles hit and just before the billowing clouds of nuclear radiation cover up the sun I'm going to start eating motherfuckers. Day one. I've got like 8 cans of chicken rub that my co-worker gave me and I'm not loving around.

changing my answer to this

ive got some shopping to do

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
gonna roam the wasteland with my telepathic dog, looking for the next rape

e: oh hey, that movie seems to be in the public domain now. good watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDxqhI9qDw

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
^^^thank you so much! Sometimes Hollywood gets poo poo right...
Will be watching this as I barely notice my curtains catching on fire

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Post-Apocalypse Foreplay: Don't make me shoot you! Yer still gonna get it, only you won't be able to walk afterward!

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
oh i just remembred

remember that scene in the Road where the guy is in the room with the other people who are getting dismembered for food and are amputated in a way to keep them alive so that the meat stays freshest the longest?

if any of us live, thats us for sure

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005

I call being The Tit Taxidermist. Preserving the only thing right in this wacky world.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

i will become bisexual,
with no limits,
to make my enemies fear me.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I figure we'll all gather in some public meeting place and argue with each other for hours.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


isnt nevada a postnuclear wasteland already

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

isnt nevada a postnuclear wasteland already

a desert, but yes, that seems to be the only thing post-apocalypse fiction writers are able to come up with.

i mean chernobyl is an actual post-nuclear wasteland, sort of, and its mostly overgrown forests, abandoned houses, mutated cancer bunnies, gay mushrooms and dire bears far as i've heard.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Bible posted:

I figure we'll all gather in some public meeting place and argue with each other for hours.

Old world goons

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
One will carry around a sacred-looking tome and will engage in Book of Eli-esque adventures until being mortally wounded and losing the book. At the end of it all, it will be revealed to the despot that possesses it to be 255 consecutive pages of dickbutt.

naem
May 29, 2011

Randarkman posted:

a desert, but yes, that seems to be the only thing post-apocalypse fiction writers are able to come up with.

i mean chernobyl is an actual post-nuclear wasteland, sort of, and its mostly overgrown forests, abandoned houses, mutated cancer bunnies, gay mushrooms and dire bears far as i've heard.

http://m.csmonitor.com/World/Latest-News-Wires/2011/0401/Radioactive-boars-in-Germany-a-legacy-of-Chernobyl

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

post-apocalyptic weapons designer/slave

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
I'm gonna be the guy smart enough to drink himself to death cause gently caress the nuclear post apocalypse that poo poo looks like it'd suck.


Randarkman posted:

a desert, but yes, that seems to be the only thing post-apocalypse fiction writers are able to come up with.

Because when you want to show civilization is gone it's a lot cheaper to go somewhere there's no civilization to paint out of the background.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

They'd be worth ~10xp I'd think.

Morton Salt Grrl
Sep 2, 2011

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
FRESH BLOOD


May their memory be a justification for genocide
XP accountant

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

whoflungpoop posted:

maybe we can have a family friendly apocalypse, with hotdogs and sodas and balloon animals for the kids :shobon:

We can do it but we need some kind of Terrible Secret. Y'know, just to round out the eerie wholesomeness of it all.

Let's not go with cannibalism though that's been done to death.

naem
May 29, 2011

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

We can do it but we need some kind of Terrible Secret. Y'know, just to round out the eerie wholesomeness of it all.

Let's not go with cannibalism though that's been done to death.

Maybe our spunk wont work underground so we have to kidnap teenage Kurt russell and force him to breed our daughters, also we'll wear clown makeup OH and a robot

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
goons will just die; they're too ugly to form a post-apocalyptic warlord's rape harem and eat awful poo poo and are flabby or nonsensically spindly and would thus be unpalatable to anything but the most starved, desperate cannibal. if we don't die we just become horrible deformed mutants, so pretty much the same as present

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I think ill take out a fat national guard/reserve police douchebag and steal his kit.

Grab whatever clean food I can find and stockpile some water in my bathtub.

Get some supplies like active carbon, toilet paper, sugar packets, aspirin, fishing line, and a few boxes of large black trash bags. Oh, and some finger condoms too.

Huddle in my place for a few days and see if things go back to normal. If they dont Ill probably go out towards Mt Hood and settle in for a few weeks.

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naem
May 29, 2011

psyopmonkey posted:

I think ill take out a fat national guard/reserve police douchebag and steal his kit.

Grab whatever clean food I can find and stockpile some water in my bathtub.

Get some supplies like active carbon, toilet paper, sugar packets, aspirin, fishing line, and a few boxes of large black trash bags. Oh, and some finger condoms too.

Huddle in my place for a few days and see if things go back to normal. If they dont Ill probably go out towards Mt Hood and settle in for a few weeks.

I just call that "thursday"

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