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ill use my vast riches to hire two buff guys to dress like ryu and ken and punch each other, two fat guys to act like they are controlling them, and then i will watch the two fat guys so it's like twitch.tv
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:38 |
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mookface posted:Thats why apocalypse fetishists are a thing. Modern society has rejected and scorned the goon and only through cleansing nuclear fire can he be reborn as a hero of the wastes. Thus the familiarity with weapons and non perishable foods. After the slate has been wiped clean the goon will rise above the rabble and become who he was meant to be dude truth hurts stfu *strokes ultra reliable apocalypse ak 47 sitting upon my throne pallet of beanee weenies*
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:40 |
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i'm the kid who needs to be escorted to a secret science laboratory in the mojave desert because my special genes are the key to unlocking the next stage in human evolution
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:45 |
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corpse
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:46 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Same. Rape slave crew represent. I mean, at least until the radiation poisoning catches up with us. haha GBS will finally get laid.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:50 |
I am going to start a new religion that revolves around worshipping atom bombs. Praise Atom. Either that or my DNA will be so hosed by the raditation that I'll turn into a miserable talking tree.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 22:22 |
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Harold Lauder from the stand
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 22:36 |
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mookface posted:Harold Lauder from the stand let's be honest here we're all harold (except me im bango skank)
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 22:40 |
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A misanthrope posted:let's be honest here M O O N that spells Friendzone.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 22:42 |
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A misanthrope posted:let's be honest here Actually I'm Larry underwood for so many reasons
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 22:47 |
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I better be loving dead is all I have to say. Imagine it. You get a few news reports before you lose power, this is it, all major urban areas have been hit, we've launched our poo poo in retaliation as have our allies. You know our subs, and theirs are out there, to finish the job. Power cuts out. You see the blinding light in the distance. The wall of heat and fire draws closer. You close your eyes and let it envelop you. Your last thoughts are "gently caress you baby boomers, I'm not paying for that retirement afterall you cunts!" Then, finally, for the first time...peace.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 22:51 |
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I'd be the guy in Mr Magoo glasses that gets all his fingers chopped off trying to catch Feral Kid's boomerang
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 23:06 |
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redshirt posted:M O O N that spells Friendzone. lol
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 23:36 |
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maybe we can have a family friendly apocalypse, with hotdogs and sodas and balloon animals for the kids
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:09 |
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I'm not going to lie, immediately after the missiles hit and just before the billowing clouds of nuclear radiation cover up the sun I'm going to start eating motherfuckers. Day one. I've got like 8 cans of chicken rub that my co-worker gave me and I'm not loving around.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:50 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:I'm not going to lie, immediately after the missiles hit and just before the billowing clouds of nuclear radiation cover up the sun I'm going to start eating motherfuckers. Day one. I've got like 8 cans of chicken rub that my co-worker gave me and I'm not loving around. See I've been doing this for years already to prepare
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:56 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:I'm not going to lie, immediately after the missiles hit and just before the billowing clouds of nuclear radiation cover up the sun I'm going to start eating motherfuckers. Day one. I've got like 8 cans of chicken rub that my co-worker gave me and I'm not loving around. changing my answer to this ive got some shopping to do
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:19 |
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gonna roam the wasteland with my telepathic dog, looking for the next rape e: oh hey, that movie seems to be in the public domain now. good watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDxqhI9qDw
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:29 |
^^^thank you so much! Sometimes Hollywood gets poo poo right... Will be watching this as I barely notice my curtains catching on fire
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:48 |
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Post-Apocalypse Foreplay: Don't make me shoot you! Yer still gonna get it, only you won't be able to walk afterward!
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:03 |
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oh i just remembred remember that scene in the Road where the guy is in the room with the other people who are getting dismembered for food and are amputated in a way to keep them alive so that the meat stays freshest the longest? if any of us live, thats us for sure
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:04 |
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I call being The Tit Taxidermist. Preserving the only thing right in this wacky world.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:43 |
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i will become bisexual, with no limits, to make my enemies fear me.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:48 |
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I figure we'll all gather in some public meeting place and argue with each other for hours.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:50 |
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isnt nevada a postnuclear wasteland already
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:51 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:isnt nevada a postnuclear wasteland already a desert, but yes, that seems to be the only thing post-apocalypse fiction writers are able to come up with. i mean chernobyl is an actual post-nuclear wasteland, sort of, and its mostly overgrown forests, abandoned houses, mutated cancer bunnies, gay mushrooms and dire bears far as i've heard.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:54 |
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The Bible posted:I figure we'll all gather in some public meeting place and argue with each other for hours. Old world goons
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:54 |
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One will carry around a sacred-looking tome and will engage in Book of Eli-esque adventures until being mortally wounded and losing the book. At the end of it all, it will be revealed to the despot that possesses it to be 255 consecutive pages of dickbutt.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 05:17 |
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Randarkman posted:a desert, but yes, that seems to be the only thing post-apocalypse fiction writers are able to come up with. http://m.csmonitor.com/World/Latest-News-Wires/2011/0401/Radioactive-boars-in-Germany-a-legacy-of-Chernobyl
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 05:22 |
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post-apocalyptic weapons designer/slave
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 05:23 |
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I'm gonna be the guy smart enough to drink himself to death cause gently caress the nuclear post apocalypse that poo poo looks like it'd suck.Randarkman posted:a desert, but yes, that seems to be the only thing post-apocalypse fiction writers are able to come up with. Because when you want to show civilization is gone it's a lot cheaper to go somewhere there's no civilization to paint out of the background.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 05:41 |
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They'd be worth ~10xp I'd think.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 06:24 |
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XP accountant
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 06:27 |
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whoflungpoop posted:maybe we can have a family friendly apocalypse, with hotdogs and sodas and balloon animals for the kids We can do it but we need some kind of Terrible Secret. Y'know, just to round out the eerie wholesomeness of it all. Let's not go with cannibalism though that's been done to death.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 06:51 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:We can do it but we need some kind of Terrible Secret. Y'know, just to round out the eerie wholesomeness of it all. Maybe our spunk wont work underground so we have to kidnap teenage Kurt russell and force him to breed our daughters, also we'll wear clown makeup OH and a robot
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 06:52 |
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goons will just die; they're too ugly to form a post-apocalyptic warlord's rape harem and eat awful poo poo and are flabby or nonsensically spindly and would thus be unpalatable to anything but the most starved, desperate cannibal. if we don't die we just become horrible deformed mutants, so pretty much the same as present
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 07:00 |
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 07:05 |
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 07:11 |
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I think ill take out a fat national guard/reserve police douchebag and steal his kit. Grab whatever clean food I can find and stockpile some water in my bathtub. Get some supplies like active carbon, toilet paper, sugar packets, aspirin, fishing line, and a few boxes of large black trash bags. Oh, and some finger condoms too. Huddle in my place for a few days and see if things go back to normal. If they dont Ill probably go out towards Mt Hood and settle in for a few weeks.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 07:39 |
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psyopmonkey posted:I think ill take out a fat national guard/reserve police douchebag and steal his kit. I just call that "thursday"
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