what role will GBS posters play in the postnucluear wasteland?

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

so we all know the world is about ot be bathed in nuclear hellfire. so now the question in front of us is, what do we do afterwards?

will GBS posters roam the e-wastes in search of e-fuel? or will the be forced into the meatspace and be eaten byt cannibals? will any GBS posters acquire some sort of important resource, like a helicopter or tank, that will allow them to build a radioactive fiefdom in the dust of great cities?

these are the questions that need to b asked.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:39

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happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Tina Turner in Mad Max 3.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:41

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

i'd be dead because im a pussy and if i actually lived id probably become a rape slave

wait i don't like this question

# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:58

Pochoclo: Feb 4, 2008; No...; Clapping Larry

Lord Humongous is gonna need someone to program his website.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:09

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

basements should be p safe from the devestation

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:10

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I'm Master Blaster.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:11

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

A misanthrope posted:

i'd be dead because im a pussy and if i actually lived id probably become a rape slave

Same. Rape slave crew represent. I mean, at least until the radiation poisoning catches up with us.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:20

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

i like to think id become a kung fu badass and win the heart of some fair irradiated maidens

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:20

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

there isn't going to be a postnuclear wasteland

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:21

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

Cucking Mama posted:

there isn't going to be a postnuclear wasteland

very rude thing to say imo

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:22

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

hopefully someone will hire me to do data entry

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:22

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

fertilizer

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:22

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

corpse

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:23

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

i hope to be a horrible cannibal mutant one day

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:23

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

You know those helpless stragglers the bad guys run down at the start of a post-apocalypse movie to establish that they are bad guys?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:24

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

I'll set out to be a great scavenger and make my fortune that way

but actually die of dehydration after 3 days

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:24

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i would wander the wasteland looking for ipods and carry a machete w/ me everywhere. my faith will guide me to alcatraz island bc im blind but i believe in our lord snd savior jesus christ almighty of bethlehem in heaven who rules above all of us sinners here on earth praise be unto him hallowed be his name.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:26

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Complaining that is isn't wasteland enough like your Vijio gahames.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:27

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

i plan on using my history degree to spread awareness in the postnuclear wasteland. where we came from, etc.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:27

sluggo is mad: Jan 14, 2012; Buglord

fat goons will not be rape slaves, they will be food

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:28

Capilarean: Apr 10, 2009

Flensed to make lamp oil, obviously.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:35

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I will play Racist Mel Gibson Mad Max

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:36

Momplestiltskin: Jan 15, 2014; Got any extra firstborns?

I would use the lenses of your glasses to start a fire and then leave you unable to see

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:38

Crankit: Feb 7, 2011; HE WATCHES

I'll model myself on Asster Blaster, from Beyond Thunderbox.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:54

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

its shooty stealy time don't stop don't turn go forward and pillage cleasne yourself of civilization

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:56

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

i live near military targets i'd be dead before there was a wasteland.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:57

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

irradiated corpse

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:59

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

All of them dead because they're scared to own a gun.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:59

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

Fertilizer

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:00

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

I'm in the South so basically the same as now but with worse internet

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:01

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

I'll be chained down in the pigshit pit for killing a pig

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:04

Absalom Baird: Jul 13, 2010

I'll be Randall Flagg, The Walkin' Dude

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:08

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

The Droid posted:

You know those helpless stragglers the bad guys run down at the start of a post-apocalypse movie to establish that they are bad guys?

See, I was going to go for "goon" but not like a SomethingAwful poster, more like one of the dudes who works for Lord Humungous, but one of the no-name mooks that the hero takes out with a throwing knife from 50 feet away in the dark to show how badass he is. Just as long as it's Tom Hardy and not Mel Gibson, because gently caress Mel Gibson.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:09

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Hors d'oeuvres

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:11

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

all the creepos in Boy and His Dog

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:14

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Fertilizer.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:19

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

dead

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:21

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

Another corpse.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:28

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

people are still going to want to read wacky nerd humor after the fall, so i'm gonna open an offline pinboard forum in some makeshift shacktown

you can only post after registering with 10 bottle caps but you may get raped while at the boards, i'm not the wasteland police after all

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:29

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Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I'm looking forward to my career as a decoratively crucified skeleton in a bandit lair.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:29

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