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Brainworm posted:movies where fat kids are walking punchlines. This should be brought back, because fat shaming is the only way we'll ever have a healthier society.
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I like the kids these days. They're cooler than we were. We used to play with Tonka trucks and lovely KB Toys toys. Now they just play videogames, which I can relate to. They weren't around when Eminem dropped the Marshal Mathers LP but they know all the songs and get all the references cuz they use the internet to figure it out. And they start blazing it human being when they're 13. I like the EDM music and mollies. cname fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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Jul 21, 2014 21:10
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Millenials AKA "I wasn't smart enough to take advantage of the millions of dollars of available scholarship money or non-lazy enough to work my way through school so I graduated thousands of dollars in debt and then couldn't get a job because I'm a special loving snowflake and got a degree in butterfly farts instead of something useful like engineering or finance so now i'm a leech lurking in my parent's basement whining about the economy instead of lamenting my bad loving life decisions"
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Jul 21, 2014 21:45
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rj54x posted:Millenials AKA "I wasn't smart enough to take advantage of the millions of dollars of available scholarship money or non-lazy enough to work my way through school so I graduated thousands of dollars in debt and then couldn't get a job because I'm a special loving snowflake and got a degree in butterfly farts instead of something useful like engineering or finance so now i'm a leech lurking in my parent's basement whining about the economy instead of lamenting my bad loving life decisions" You needed to use the phrase "entitled little gently caress" somewhere in there in order to be truly accurate.
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Jul 21, 2014 22:18
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Also "I post E/N threads, because I spent my childhood on the internet, instead of going outside."
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Jul 21, 2014 22:54
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Nurge posted:This should be brought back, because fat shaming is the only way we'll ever have a healthier society. I like a good fat joke as much as the next person who isn't morbidly obese but this actually doesn't work, plz constructively criticize fats rj54x posted:finance yes, the solution to our societal problems is more people with degrees in finance
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Jul 21, 2014 22:56
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Cultural hegemony everywhere ITT
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Jul 21, 2014 23:15
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Zombies' Downfall posted:I like a good fat joke as much as the next person who isn't morbidly obese but this actually doesn't work, plz constructively criticize fats It might work if they kill themselves.
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Jul 21, 2014 23:22
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Nurge posted:It might work if they kill themselves. In a way, they already are. Why not just wait it out?
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Jul 21, 2014 23:24
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Zombies' Downfall posted:In a way, they already are. Why not just wait it out? You expect us to be patient? We're Americans. 
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Jul 21, 2014 23:46
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rj54x posted:Millenials AKA "I wasn't smart enough to take advantage of the millions of dollars of available scholarship money or non-lazy enough to work my way through school so I graduated thousands of dollars in debt and then couldn't get a job because I'm a special loving snowflake and got a degree in butterfly farts instead of something useful like engineering or finance so now i'm a leech lurking in my parent's basement whining about the economy instead of lamenting my bad loving life decisions" Millenials AKA "I was just smart enough to put legos together or lazy enough to go with the technological flow, so I graduated thousands of dollars in debt and then got the first job I could find because everything is competitive as gently caress and got a degree in analyzing butterfly farts instead of something socially productive like teaching, doctoring, or accounting, so now I'm lonely in apartment trying t bloat up my ego about how much money I have in spite of being when I'm being undervalued and will probably be replaced by a robot or somebody younger when I'm unemployed at 35."
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Jul 21, 2014 23:58
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What are the years for which generation?? I'm super fuckin unique though so it doesn't really matter
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Jul 22, 2014 00:00
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gently caress the ROW posted:What are the years for which generation?? I'm super fuckin unique though so it doesn't really matter Same.
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Jul 22, 2014 00:18
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gently caress the ROW posted:What are the years for which generation?? I'm super fuckin unique though so it doesn't really matter usually if you were born after 1980 and before 2000 you're a "millennial" i don't know what they call people who are like 13 now who were born after 9/11 but i'm sure there real pieces of poo poo and i'll be posting about how fail they are and how doomed society is when i have to grade their papers and poo poo
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Jul 22, 2014 00:22
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It's going to be cool when we're all super old and 1997 is going to sound like 1897 when we talk about it
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Jul 22, 2014 00:30
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Hello I'm a millennial and goddamn kids like me have no company loyalty these days, whats up with that?
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Jul 22, 2014 00:30
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Zombies' Downfall posted:usually if you were born after 1980 and before 2000 you're a "millennial" Real incredibly hosed up pieces of poo poo generation
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Jul 22, 2014 00:31
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Zombies' Downfall posted:yes, the solution to our societal problems is more people with degrees in finance or more dudes working on useless social apps
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Jul 22, 2014 00:33
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it's a shame that you can't blend "gay" and "generation" together very well gayneration? ehhh anyways I'm a dumb loser shithead who's managing not to accumulate debt while going through college with plans of being a teacher but gently caress look at what we're dealing with 
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Jul 22, 2014 00:40
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The army bought my bachelors for me and all I had to do was not die and have lifelong PTSD!
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Jul 22, 2014 00:43
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genergaytion
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Jul 22, 2014 00:44
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Zombies' Downfall posted:i don't know what they call people who are like 13 now who were born after 9/11 but i'm sure there real pieces of poo poo and i'll be posting about how fail they are and how doomed society is when i have to grade their papers and poo poo "B+ - Good effort, remember to list your sources next time, check spelling, also why don't you just give up you'll never have a job or car, do you even know what a 401k is?"
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Jul 22, 2014 00:53
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Portals posted:it's a shame that you can't blend "gay" and "generation" together very well It's kind of neat seeing that graph. I apparently graduated right when it spiked. Luckily I was smart enough to go to college in my home town and had parents that let me still live at home as long as I was in school. Yay for graduating with 0 debt. gently caress you Millenials.
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Jul 22, 2014 18:31
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Baby boomers hosed up the world, Generation X created bitcoin in response, and millenials embraced bitcoin like a bunch of mouth breathers. The lesson is that all of the generations are horrible in their own way but baby boomers are the worst
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Jul 22, 2014 20:13
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Let's plot to kill all the boomers.
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Jul 22, 2014 20:30
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hemophilia posted:Let's plot to kill all the boomers. If we do it now there might still be some pension left for us when we're old
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Jul 22, 2014 20:33
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im a millennial having sex with baby boomers ama
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Jul 22, 2014 20:57
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oh yea that reminds me about growing up poor, like half the girls i know are dating 35-45 year old dudes now since theyre the only ones with decent jobs/ careers lol. america is 3rd world.
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Brainworm posted:So what you get in mid/late 90s culture isn't just "I'm a slacker." There's also this missing sense of purpose -- a sort of "the world was going to fire me in one direction then changed its mind, so my big problem now is figuring out how I decide what to do." I mean, that's the Gen X existential crisis in a nutshell. In an end-of-the-Cold-War context that makes a lot of sense, but is maybe a hard thing to intuit if you didn't grow up with G.I. Joe and movies where fat kids are walking punchlines. The boomers drank all they could then poisoned the well.
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Jul 23, 2014 08:22
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are we still doing new names for the millenial generation? if so then aatrek the next generation
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Jul 23, 2014 08:40
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Zombies' Downfall posted:usually if you were born after 1980 and before 2000 you're a "millennial" Wait I'm a millennial? But I'm almost 30. How did this happen?
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Dr_Amazing posted:Wait I'm a millennial? But I'm almost 30. How did this happen? You were born too late. My condolences.
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Jul 23, 2014 09:19
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Dr_Amazing posted:Wait I'm a millennial? But I'm almost 30. How did this happen? youre not really a millennial but part of the cusp generation between the gen xers and the millennials. i think it's called the mtv generaton?
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Necros posted:youre not really a millennial but part of the cusp generation between the gen xers and the millennials. i think it's called the mtv generaton? I believe it's The Pepsi NEXT Generation, Featuring Dubb'l-Stuff Hot-Pockets.
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Jul 23, 2014 09:42
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i think hot pockets were a later thing. maybe kid cuisine tv dinners.
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Jul 23, 2014 09:45
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Dr_Amazing posted:Wait I'm a millennial? But I'm almost 30. How did this happen? The oldest Millennials are coming up on their mid-30s. That's right, sociologically speaking you are part of what your dumbshit generation would call the fail AIDS.
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Necros posted:i think hot pockets were a later thing. maybe kid cuisine tv dinners. Hot Pockets have actually been around since the early 80's. My favourite flavour back then was Corduroy.
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Jul 23, 2014 09:52
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It's been 6 years since my last Hot Pocket
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Jul 23, 2014 13:58
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Arian_Samurai posted:It's been 6 years since my last Hot Pocket Goondolences
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a generation of aspiring autistsMustard Snobbery posted:are we still doing new names for the millenial generation? if so then aatrek the next generation we're a bit old for aatrek don't you think?
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