lmbo at the UN

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

im watching this UN livestream and its just some doughy guy talking about human rights. sounds like he's eating a whole loaf of bread. what a bunch of impotent faggots

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:23

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www: Aug 4, 2010

what are you doing with your life?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:24

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

www posted:

what are you doing with your life?

today i am smoking weed and watching the under secretary general of hte UN make a bitch outta himself

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:25

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

shut up

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:27

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

shut up

why dont u pass a resolution about it

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:27

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

The UN has never been relevant.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:35

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

i submit the resolution that op is a human being

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:37

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Volcott posted:

The UN has never been relevant.

Actually the UN is very relevant for millions of people that depend on them for food and medical aid.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:45

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

Copley Depot posted:

i submit the resolution that op is a human being

blocked by china lol

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:46

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

SHISHKABOB posted:

Actually the UN is very relevant for millions of people that depend on them for food and medical aid.

OP would know this if aid packages included Cheetos

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:48

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

SHISHKABOB posted:

Actually the UN is very relevant for millions of people that depend on them for food and medical aid.

Don't you mean the US since we finance the UN?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:14

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

4outof5 posted:

Don't you mean the US since we finance the UN?

P. much.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:41

Dusty Baker 2: Jul 8, 2011; Keyboard Inghimasi

OP has violated several international laws on shitposting but they were nonbinding resolutions so we'll just glare at him/her/xe.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:49

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Copley Depot posted:

i submit the resolution that op is a human being

I'd like to tack on a rider proclaiming RCMAN5150 to be the world's biggest bitch.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 21:52

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

what does the "B" in "L M B O" stand for

butt?

bread?

balls? (this one is a little sexist/misogynistic........)

boobs? (this one is okay)

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:45

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

what does the "B" in "L M B O" stand for

butt?

bread?

balls? (this one is a little sexist/misogynistic........)

boobs? (this one is okay)

it is butt, dog

what is next on the agenda???

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:52

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

i dont bleieve you

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:53

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

The UN is impotent because nobody wants to give any power to an independent organization tasked with enforcing international law.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:56

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

SHISHKABOB posted:

Actually the UN is very relevant for millions of people that depend on them for food and medical aid.

Yeah so dictators and other bad dudes can steal it then sell it back to the people that's good

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:56

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

Yaldabaoth posted:

The UN is impotent because nobody wants to give any power to an independent organization tasked with enforcing international law.

if thats what makes the UN impotent then explain what makes my dick not work

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:57

naem: May 29, 2011

The un is pretty much america doing "whatever the heck it wants" but making sure we can point to somebody else and say "they said it was ok" after we bribe our allies a bunch to pass some vaguely worded resolutions

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:59

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

if thats what makes the UN impotent then explain what makes my dick not work

That means you're chosen by God because Calvanism is the correct religion and he's actively removing the temptations for you so you don't have to worry about falling into sin

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:02

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

if thats what makes the UN impotent then explain what makes my dick not work

You've offended God and you need to give your life over to Jesus. Rock hard boners for everyone guaranteed*.

*Rock hard boners only guaranteed for people in Heaven*

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:02

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

would it be racist if the US released an official press release stating the the UN was "my nigga"?

since it has the 'a' that means that the UN is like a really good friend of the US. if it was a hard R, that would mean that it's like, the US's slave right?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:05

naem: May 29, 2011

We share full "un permission" privileges with western Europe too since America is pretty much "western Europe 2.0"

Occasionally ChinaRussia will make a pouty face and say "nuh-uhh!!" and we have to go "aww c'mon maaan"

Meanwhile there's a bunch of dudes starving somewhere

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:07

Mustang: Jun 18, 2006; “We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

We should go back to the old way of doing things and settle our disputes through wars and conquer people to get their stuff

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:26

Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

Oh no! A unified and just international council has been set up to stop me invading places and doing war crimes boo hoo.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:29

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

quote:

United Nations

In the spring of 1970, at the invitation of then Secretary-General U Thant, Sri Chinmoy began conducting twice-weekly meditations at the United Nations. These non-denominational meditations are for staff and members of delegations and non-governmental organizations (NGO). For the past 37 years the Meditation Group has, in addition to the meditations, sponsored an ongoing series of programmes, lectures and concerts to promote world harmony in support of the goals and vision of the United Nations. The regular meditations and programmes continue to be held.

�The outer message of the United Nations is peace.
The inner message of the United Nations is love.
The inmost message of the United Nations is oneness.�

- Sri Chinmoy

This fucker could lift a 'Pyramid of Men' and an airplane so don't mess with the UN

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:56

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

redshirt posted:

I'd like to tack on a rider proclaiming RCMAN5150 to be the world's biggest bitch.

I second this.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:58

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Saalkin posted:

I second this.

Done.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:00

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

SHISHKABOB posted:

Actually the UN is very relevant for millions of people that depend on them for food and medical aid.

The UN is terrible at handling these aids

If anything it's the countries behind the UN that are relevant, the UN is loving worthless bureaucracy

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:02

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Don Tacorleone posted:

The UN is terrible at handling these aids

If anything it's the countries behind the UN that are relevant, the UN is loving worthless bureaucracy

we haven't had another world war since the UN has been founded, and we haven't been invaded by aliens since then either so gently caress YOU

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:17

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

List of times UN sanctions have worked:

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:33

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

SirEvelynTremble posted:

This fucker could lift a 'Pyramid of Men' and an airplane so don't mess with the UN

these are photoshops

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:34

Mustang: Jun 18, 2006; “We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Basically the UN exists to trick smaller countries into thinking what they think matters in order to give legitimacy to American hegemony. Works so far, still no alliance of nations arrayed against the US since the USSR fell apart.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:39