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First wipe, suck your lips in. Second wipe, push your lips out.  I'm talking about your anus. 
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Jul 18, 2014 22:55
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I am a doctor. This is solid medical advice. Also, do drugs, and drink booze every day for better, cleaner, bowel movements.
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Jul 18, 2014 22:58
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Jul 18, 2014 23:01
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i think this is backwards. push out to clean up as much as possible. pull in to clean the edges.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:02
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Waltzing Along posted:i think this is backwards. push out to clean up as much as possible. pull in to clean the edges. Using this method, there is so much poo poo that it just smears everywhere instead of being picked up by the tissue.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:06
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Prolapse Just finish with a baby wipe you monsters
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Jul 18, 2014 23:07
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After you're done taking a poo poo you wipe at least once. Then go to the tub. Personally I go bare handed but you can use a wash cloth or something. Get in there with some liquid soap and wash that filthy muffler.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:18
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I am Toni Lippi posted:After you're done taking a poo poo you wipe at least once. Then go to the tub. Personally I go bare handed but you can use a wash cloth or something. Get in there with some liquid soap and wash that filthy muffler. 
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Jul 18, 2014 23:21
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Jul 18, 2014 23:25
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I no wipe I am so confident in my digestion ama.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:26
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personally i whip out the blow dryer and cook the poo poo on my rear end in a top hat until it flakes away like the top crust of a brownie
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Jul 18, 2014 23:26
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Ramsus posted:Just finish with a baby wipe you monsters I'm not a fan of babies, but that's just too cruel.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:28
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Ramsus posted:Prolapse Fresh moist babies are hard to come by.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:30
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Chris Awful posted:Fresh moist babies are hard to come by. I got 20 chinese babies to sell right now - you want sum?
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Jul 18, 2014 23:34
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fuckin... wipe anyway you want, just so long as you don't smell like poo poo around me, friend.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:34
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I wipe back to front
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Jul 18, 2014 23:43
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vyst posted:I wipe back to front I do this while setting down and reserve on the second wipe.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:48
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vyst posted:I wipe back to front You get better leverage this way, but it leaves my nuts smelling like poo poo.
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Jul 18, 2014 23:49
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vyst posted:I wipe back to front Me to, but I get a little bit off the toilet so I'm squatting over it, and reach through between my legs and go from the back to front. None of this lean to the side and reach around the leg nonsense...
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Jul 19, 2014 00:20
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don't wipe away everything. in the event of a rimjob, it's impolite to not leave an offering as a thank you
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Jul 19, 2014 00:21
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Use shower in case of no bidet, available soap is good.
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Jul 19, 2014 02:20
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Sitting or standing?
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i never wipe
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Jul 19, 2014 04:02
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I just keep wiping until there is nothing left. might take 10+ wipes if its a bad poo poo. But I'll loving bleed before I get off the toilet with poo poo still on the tp
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Jul 19, 2014 04:33
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redshirt posted:I got 20 chinese babies to sell right now - you want sum? no i want ling
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Jul 19, 2014 04:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM5Dt4wZZCU
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Jul 19, 2014 04:42
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all of my body waste is lost via evaporative action due to my superior african biology. lol @ u dirty rear end whites that gotta touch their butt holed w/ paper
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Jul 19, 2014 04:48
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This was used at Guantanamo
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Jul 19, 2014 04:50
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what is going on here
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Jul 19, 2014 04:52
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Mustang posted:what is going on here Foreplay.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:53
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Boogaleeboo posted:Foreplay. No for real. I'm also curious about wtf is happening
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Jul 19, 2014 05:04
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i use a long handled cleaning brush
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Jul 19, 2014 05:21
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GET MY BELT SON posted:i use a long handled cleaning brush 
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Jul 19, 2014 05:22
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You know what's really satisfying is when you take one of those shits that is so perfectly executed that you only need one maybe two wipes because there's not much fecal matter left behind. I wish I knew how to achieve peak making GBS threads like that more often. Eat a diet that's healthy and don't drink excessively is probably the answer. gently caress, too hard.
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Ginette Reno posted:You know what's really satisfying is when you take one of those shits that is so perfectly executed that you only need one maybe two wipes because there's not much fecal matter left behind. I think I just took the perfect poo poo. Shot out of me like a rail gun, perfectly smooth log, nothing to wipe. Time spent in bathroom:20 seconds tops. Also I really need to know why that soccer/rugby player wants to shake that dudes hand so much. GIS comes up with nothing.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:45
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came to post this thnk u for posten this
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Jul 19, 2014 07:00
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rather than doing this, i prefer to ram my entire fist up my rear end in a top hat and claw out bleeding hunks of my rectum
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ilikedirt posted:five goldeen manbabes but man can not conceive alloy child
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