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People would say, drat he sure wasted a lot of time on the internet. What was he doing online anyway? (They never understood me and my important post contributions ) and then Elton John would sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8gO0Z818j4 if he's not available, then Iggy Azalea edit- I also should mention that I would definitely poo poo myself. Juanito fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jul 19, 2014 |
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id be thrown in the trash lol
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:42 |
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they would find me posting in a bad thread
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:43 |
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probably vacate my bowels, op
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:43 |
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sausage paddy posted:they would find me posting in a bad thread
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:43 |
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I'd hope my only child would literally say "lol"
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:43 |
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no one would discover my body til it started to smell
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:43 |
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I would meet Jesus and he would give me a great big kiss. With tongue.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:46 |
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I'd be happy.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:46 |
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postmortem poop
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:49 |
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Give my bank account number, so my funeral has leas financial burden.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:50 |
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The dead man's trigger I'm holding goes off and I vacate my bowels as a result.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:50 |
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"wow yet more poo poo to clean up" --my roomie finding the body
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:53 |
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I'm planning on pooping before I die so there is less clean up. might be easier to just wear diapers from now on though
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:54 |
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I'd probably take off my VR headset and say, "Wow, I had this experience that I was some loving idiot in a place called 'Texas.'"
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:56 |
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The universe ceases to exist because y'all just a figment of my imaginaishun
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:03 |
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poo poo myself and get eaten by my dogs.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:05 |
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i hope this answers your question OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCSJzw6QM_Q
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:06 |
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i'd gently caress freddie mercury
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:08 |
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No Butt Stuff posted:i'd gently caress freddie mercury oh yeah a buck toothed cheese grater for a mouth sounds heavenly
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:09 |
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In case of my untimely death my attorney has instructions to mail out several packets to the media. They contain information about everyone posting in this thread and the unforgivable crimes you have commited. It's in your best interest to make sure I keep breathing.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:16 |
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kill you're famine
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:18 |
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This thread was a wakeup call for me. First thing tomorrow I'm going to print all of my posts and bind them into a scrap book so that my parents won't miss out on all of these posts I've made.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:20 |
I'd give my friend about a week before he checks up on me (respects my privacy; awesome friend). There'd be a stink and I live ina rowhouse so neighbors might notice before that I've smoked DMT and they say dieing is like that but it can't be dazzingly navaho blanket-lookin all the time or I wouldn't even be able to find the pisser, afterlife speaking
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:29 |
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i'd be dead
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:31 |
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i'd respawn at ground level.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:35 |
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some stuff would probably come out of my butt and then i'd close my eyes and slip peacefully into eternity
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:42 |
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my wife and children would be happy because i would be gone and free money
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:43 |
My parents would have a dead gay son.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:48 |
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The women would chant as my soul flies into the sun and they will heave my empty vessel into the combine
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:53 |
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The cat would get about a weeks worth of meals out of my corpse
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:54 |
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I'd freak out a German guy and wouldn't get to eat my currywurst.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:56 |
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Das Boo posted:I'd freak out a German guy and wouldn't get to eat my currywurst.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:57 |
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Juanito posted:I'm confused, is currywurst what you call the German guy's dick? Juanito, can't you stop thinking about German Guy Dick for even ONE minute of the day?
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:58 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Juanito, can't you stop thinking about German Guy Dick for even ONE minute of the day?
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:00 |
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maybe a few people would wonder why i wasnt posting any more, thats about it
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:02 |
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A misanthrope posted:In case of my untimely death my attorney has instructions to mail out several packets to the media. They contain information about everyone posting in this thread and the unforgivable crimes you have commited. Same.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:03 |
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president biden
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:08 |
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If I died right now I'd wake up next to smiling Jesus in God's own paradise, which is the Christian Heaven because I'm a faithful, kind, and loving servant of my lord Jesus Christ.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:11 |
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Big Beef City posted:If I died right now I'd wake up next to smiling Jesus in God's own paradise, which is the Christian Heaven because I'm a faithful, kind, and loving servant of my lord Jesus Christ. God Bless.
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