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Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
People would say, drat he sure wasted a lot of time on the internet. What was he doing online anyway? (They never understood me and my important post contributions :qq:)

and then Elton John would sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8gO0Z818j4

if he's not available, then Iggy Azalea


edit- I also should mention that I would definitely poo poo myself.

Juanito fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jul 19, 2014

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

id be thrown in the trash lol

sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009
they would find me posting in a bad thread

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

probably vacate my bowels, op

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


sausage paddy posted:

they would find me posting in a bad thread

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010
I'd hope my only child would literally say "lol"

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
no one would discover my body til it started to smell

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I would meet Jesus and he would give me a great big kiss. With tongue.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I'd be happy.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
postmortem poop

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Give my bank account number, so my funeral has leas financial burden.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

The dead man's trigger I'm holding goes off and I vacate my bowels as a result.

Mauvais
Jul 24, 2002

HUZZAH
"wow yet more poo poo to clean up"
--my roomie finding the body

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
I'm planning on pooping before I die so there is less clean up.

might be easier to just wear diapers from now on though

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I'd probably take off my VR headset and say, "Wow, I had this experience that I was some loving idiot in a place called 'Texas.'"

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

The universe ceases to exist because y'all just a figment of my imaginaishun

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
poo poo myself and get eaten by my dogs.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
i hope this answers your question OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCSJzw6QM_Q

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

i'd gently caress freddie mercury

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

No Butt Stuff posted:

i'd gently caress freddie mercury

oh yeah a buck toothed cheese grater for a mouth sounds heavenly

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
In case of my untimely death my attorney has instructions to mail out several packets to the media. They contain information about everyone posting in this thread and the unforgivable crimes you have commited.

It's in your best interest to make sure I keep breathing.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
kill you're famine

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
This thread was a wakeup call for me. First thing tomorrow I'm going to print all of my posts and bind them into a scrap book so that my parents won't miss out on all of these posts I've made.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
I'd give my friend about a week before he checks up on me (respects my privacy; awesome friend). There'd be a stink and I live ina rowhouse so neighbors might notice before that

I've smoked DMT and they say dieing is like that but it can't be dazzingly :catdrugs: navaho blanket-lookin all the time or I wouldn't even be able to find the pisser, afterlife speaking

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'd be dead

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
i'd respawn at ground level.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
some stuff would probably come out of my butt and then i'd close my eyes and slip peacefully into eternity

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
my wife and children would be happy because i would be gone and free money

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
My parents would have a dead gay son.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The women would chant as my soul flies into the sun and they will heave my empty vessel into the combine

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


The cat would get about a weeks worth of meals out of my corpse

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I'd freak out a German guy and wouldn't get to eat my currywurst. :(

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Das Boo posted:

I'd freak out a German guy and wouldn't get to eat my currywurst. :(
I'm confused, is currywurst what you call the German guy's dick?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Juanito posted:

I'm confused, is currywurst what you call the German guy's dick?

Juanito, can't you stop thinking about German Guy Dick for even ONE minute of the day?

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Don Tacorleone posted:

Juanito, can't you stop thinking about German Guy Dick for even ONE minute of the day?
Not until the next World Cup

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


maybe a few people would wonder why i wasnt posting any more, thats about it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

In case of my untimely death my attorney has instructions to mail out several packets to the media. They contain information about everyone posting in this thread and the unforgivable crimes you have commited.

It's in your best interest to make sure I keep breathing.

Same.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

president biden

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If I died right now I'd wake up next to smiling Jesus in God's own paradise, which is the Christian Heaven because I'm a faithful, kind, and loving servant of my lord Jesus Christ.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Big Beef City posted:

If I died right now I'd wake up next to smiling Jesus in God's own paradise, which is the Christian Heaven because I'm a faithful, kind, and loving servant of my lord Jesus Christ.

God Bless.

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