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It would really ruin this picnic.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 21:03 |
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Juanito posted:good idea, I should set something up to post for me.. things like "not really dead. i'll be in touch" You know... to go with that room locked from the inside, burned cigarette butts with clean filters and bullet lodged to the wrong side of the statue.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 21:14 |
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I'm at a restaurant and it'd pretty much ruin the atmosphere. Because I ate a lot and if I kick it right now there will be a death fart
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:57 |
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I'd try to close my browser windows with my dying breath.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:07 |
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my death would go unnoticed for weeks until police get called to my apartment for a wellness check because of strange odors
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:27 |
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i'd respawn at the nearest bonfire (a little video game humor for you guys)
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:07 |
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Minorkos posted:i'd respawn at the nearest bonfire (a little video game humor for you guys) Bahahahah. I would totally get resurrection sickness because I'd opt to respawn at the graveyard instead of walking to my corpse (World of Warcraft reference).
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:08 |
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roboshit posted:wellness check are you a cop? i feel like a lot of non-cops wouldn't use that term or even know it's the one cops use you 5-0
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:35 |
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A misanthrope posted:are you a cop? i feel like a lot of non-cops wouldn't use that term or even know it's the one cops use Ironically, 911 dispatch. You should know that!
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:36 |
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redshirt posted:Ironically, 911 dispatch. You should know that! i didn't know that. i'm not a cop either btw, i just spend 50 hours a week in a newsroom listening to police scanners. back on topic: when i die i hope i'm not reincarnated as another white person.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:04 |
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roboshit posted:Bahahahah. I would totally get resurrection sickness because I'd opt to respawn at the graveyard instead of walking to my corpse (World of Warcraft reference). Oh you cad.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:59 |
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I'd be one of those stories you hear about where they eventually find a skeleton sitting on the couch five years later because nobody noticed anything out of the ordinary. I'd feel bad about my dog starving to death though.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:11 |
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error1 posted:I'd be one of those stories you hear about where they eventually find a skeleton sitting on the couch five years later because nobody noticed anything out of the ordinary. i'm serious man everyone with animals should have a setup where someone checks on you if they don't see you in a certain number of days rent an apartment? ask your landlord. otherwise talk to your boss or something.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:25 |
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A misanthrope posted:i'm serious man everyone with animals should have a setup where someone checks on you if they don't see you in a certain number of days You're more concerned for the pets than the dead goons, right?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:27 |
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redshirt posted:You're more concerned for the pets than the dead goons, right? of course i am admit it you are too
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:28 |
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A misanthrope posted:of course i am gently caress yeah. Who isn't? Goons are gross and hosed up and deserve their miserable, lonely deaths. Wheres a kitty or puppy is innocence personified and all efforts should be made to save them.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:33 |
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I'd be found dead on my keyboard and on my monitor would be a thread about what would happen if I died right now. It would be the stuff of FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW chain e-mails for years to come.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:36 |
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Kenzie posted:Maybe like three or four people would show up to my funeral. i'm pretty sure my parents would show up, and i've got three underage siblings who'd then be forced to come along. so at least five for me
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:45 |
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roboshit posted:my death would go unnoticed for weeks until police get called to my apartment for a wellness check because of strange odors only fitting scenario for goons everywhere.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 22:57 |
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I'd haunt the gently caress out of Pet Island with a combinations of posts from your dead childhood pets and spiritual revelations about who will have the biggest deal this week on discount pet food. Eventually I'll be outed as a coupons plant and finally exercised in the great forums crash of 2031 (the one where lowtax loses his second non-bionic arm to a cuban server fan).
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 23:30 |
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I think about death a lot! I wrote an epitaph last night, but it's on my phone...and the batteries died (coincidence?), and even through it's short I'm too stupid to remember it. If I died now...definitely by Tuesday someone would notice, but since it's Texas and hot, I'd be even grosser than I am currently alive. People with cats, myself included, all say we don't want our cats to eat us, but if I'm already dead and the cat is hungry...I mean, one dead body is enough, right? I have a will and my next of kin are aware of its presence and location. I think it'd be a bummer if I died because I'd be leaving behind a lot of clutter and junk (clothes, books, papers, tapes) to go through, plus a small offsite storage unit filled with the same. On the plus side I have money in different banks, so that'd probably make them feel better. Probably not enough to buy anyone a house around here, but elsewhere, sure. BUT I don't know will happen when I die, and I'm scared about it...because it's coming soon for me. e: I got so excited talking about DEATH I made some errors I.C. fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jul 20, 2014 |
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I.C. posted:I think about death a lot!
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 00:36 |
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My phone is still charging. I'm going to take a shower and assuming I don't fall and die in there, after you'll see. Here lies poster I.C. She meant something, but not to me Now she's gone and doesn't know We sold her stuff fer a ton a blow. (There were other rhymes in the first 2 lines, but you get it.) I.C. fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jul 21, 2014 |
# ? Jul 21, 2014 00:48 |
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i hope I.C. doesnt die they are the only SA poster who truly cares about me
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 01:17 |
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I.C. posted:My phone is still charging. I'm going to take a shower and assuming I don't fall and die in there, after you'll see.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 01:19 |
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I hope Iggy Koopa never dies, my favorite IK
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 01:19 |
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We could all die at any moment, guys. I'm scared.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:16 |
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redshirt posted:We could all die at any moment, guys. Naw man it ain't like that
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:20 |
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redshirt posted:We could all die at any moment, guys. i loving hope so
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:27 |
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Juanito posted:Naw man it ain't like that How is it not exactly like that?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:31 |
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redshirt posted:How is it not exactly like that? I'm going to live foreverrrrrrr
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:33 |
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you mean i could die tonight, like, this night?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:33 |
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Iggy Koopa posted:you mean i could die tonight, like, this night? Like, with your next post man.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:33 |
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lets hope my next post is a really good one
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:35 |
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take me now satan i'm ready
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:35 |
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you guys are bringing this upbeat thread about death down guys.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:37 |
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death rules everything around me
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:37 |
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the dogs would probably starve to death
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:39 |
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Juanito posted:you guys are bringing this upbeat thread about death down guys. I mean this is all hypothetical, of course. Like any of us will ever die?! LOL HAHAHAHA
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 04:40 |
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redshirt posted:I mean this is all hypothetical, of course. Hehehehehe its all good
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