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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


frever young, i wan to be, frever young

do u rely wan to liv 4ever, 4ever, and evr

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


this is the best snipe ive ever gotten

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Iggy Koopa posted:

this is the best snipe ive ever gotten

Kill ur famil

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
best snipe I've ever seen

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
snipe so good it almost makes me not wanna die

almost

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

A misanthrope posted:

snipe so good it almost makes me not wanna die

almost

Don't die

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


the last time a misanthrope stopped posting i worried he was dead or sick or something and it legitimately made me really sad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

snipe so good it almost makes me not wanna die

almost

We love you.

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Iggy Koopa posted:

frever young, i wan to be, frever young

do u rely wan to liv 4ever, 4ever, and evr









a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Juanito posted:

Don't die


Iggy Koopa posted:

the last time a misanthrope stopped posting i worried he was dead or sick or something and it legitimately made me really sad

redshirt posted:

We love you.


aww thanks guys

ok i won't die (at least not right now unless my brain veins explode unexpectedly)

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

aww thanks guys

ok i won't die (at least not right now unless my brain veins explode unexpectedly)



is that where the prostate is

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


if your prostate is in your brain then like, get help dude

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Pro State

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

Pro State

pro lapse

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

A misanthrope posted:

aww thanks guys

ok i won't die (at least not right now unless my brain veins explode unexpectedly)



so that's all it takes? your blood vein does a little fart and that's it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Pro pap

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Juanito posted:

so that's all it takes? your blood vein does a little fart and that's it

fatal in like 40% of cases and it can kill you like you got shot in the brain - just drop like your switch was flipped

people who survive are usually brain damaged

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

A misanthrope posted:

fatal in like 40% of cases and it can kill you like you got shot in the brain - just drop like your switch was flipped

people who survive are usually brain damaged
add that to my list of things I wish I didn't know

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Iggy Koopa posted:

if your prostate is in your brain then like, get help dude

that doesn't look like a brain to me, smartypants

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Juanito posted:

add that to my list of things I wish I didn't know

if it makes it funnier to imagine it as a brain prolapse you can do that

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

HEY JESUS CAN I GET A HIGH-5 HAHA OKAY MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME!

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Nothing, I'm a solipsist.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


DeepQantas posted:

Everything, I'm a solipsist.

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Nah, I'd be done with that by then.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


I just thought everything ceasing to exist all at once counted as 'something'. :shrug:

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Gotta have standards.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:


i'm gonna die liek this i just know it

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
That's kind of a silly question. Everyone knows that death is just something that happens to other people. It's never happened to me, so therefore I will never die. You can't objectively prove otherwise.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what's with all the threads about death lately? what's going on with goons?

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


My dumb ex would get a lot of money.

Update your wills, people!

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Doctor Dogballs posted:

My dumb ex would get a lot of money.

Update your wills, people!
How can I make sure my wife doesn't get any of my money

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Juanito posted:

How can I make sure my wife doesn't get any of my money

kill her before she kills you

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i am feeling very fragile now because of this talk even though i constantly think abou tdeath i come on here to not think about it and then these goons gotta get existential and now im just, im just not feeling good about anything i think ill go for a walk but il probably DIE getting hit by a car or something thanks death thread

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
can someone who can count tally up the number of users here and calculate when the next one of us will be dead

like one of those every x a x is x mathematical thing

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Drunk & Ugly posted:

i am feeling very fragile now because of this talk even though i constantly think abou tdeath i come on here to not think about it and then these goons gotta get existential and now im just, im just not feeling good about anything i think ill go for a walk but il probably DIE getting hit by a car or something thanks death thread

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
The plant would be shut down since im the only one at work with any sense.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i found out that some goons would be pretty sad which is nice :)

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
yeah but theyd move on fast

it's just how it is ik

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


thats true

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Everything would cease to exist because I'm certain that you are all a figment of my imagination and I'm the God of my own reality!

Better keep me alive, people!

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