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I'd look death right in the eye and go "Not today, DEATH!" and then continue living
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Jul 19, 2014 02:13
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I'm at the gym so most likely its a jammer and there's a defibrillator ten feet away so hopefully they'd shock me back to health
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Jul 19, 2014 02:26
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Big Beef City posted:If I died right now I'd wake up next to smiling Jesus in God's own paradise, which is the Christian Heaven because I'm a faithful, kind, and loving servant of my lord Jesus Christ. yeah I'm not so sure about that
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Jul 19, 2014 02:32
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Jesus Christ posted:yeah I'm not so sure about that Right from horses mouth
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Jul 19, 2014 02:37
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When I die I will be dead for a bajillion years but then sometime after strange eons a universe will eventually form where history goes down the exact same path it did here and then I'll be back, posting the same terrible posts a trillion years later.
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Jul 19, 2014 02:42
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Since I did not die in combat like any honourable man I would end up in Hel to wander aimlessly in cold and hunger for all eternity. Or at least until we build a big ship made of human nails for Loki and the world ends and begins again.
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Jul 19, 2014 02:45
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Jesus Christ posted:yeah I'm not so sure about that dude so many goons are gonna flip out when they find out ur not white
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Jul 19, 2014 02:59
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I'd rot on my couch at least Tuesday, maybe by Thursday or Friday someone from work would call my emergency contact, who would eventually call my building and the concierge would find my cat feasting on my bloated, eyeless corpse.
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Jul 19, 2014 03:07
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everyone on my bus would be dead
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Jul 19, 2014 03:12
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potee posted:I'd rot on my couch at least Tuesday, maybe by Thursday or Friday someone from work would call my emergency contact, who would eventually call my building and the concierge would find my cat feasting on my bloated, eyeless corpse. You are a sad and lonely man
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Jul 19, 2014 03:25
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mookface posted:You are a sad and lonely man lol look at this guy - his corpse would be discovered same day!
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Jul 19, 2014 03:28
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Banks would close, flags would fly half mast, the nation would be plunged into mourning. The usual stuff.
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Jul 19, 2014 03:31
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The fight for the money would be on, no doubt. No one would care about my final wishes, I'm sure, and everyone would wonder what they were getting while my poor husband would be a basket case and probably suck a bullet from the stress of it all.
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Jul 19, 2014 03:32
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there'd probably be a small funeral, immediately after which my tiny circle of casual friends would completely move on with their lives, as would my immediate family after no more than a few months
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Jul 19, 2014 04:13
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i'd drop this bowl and watermelon juice would get all over my crotch. it would be very undignified.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:14
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when i die it will ruin the lives of everyone i know. friends and family will be traumatized and grief stricken for years and everytime they start to feel happy, like they can move on with their lives, they will immediately think of my tragic death and their hearts will sink again. my loved ones will start to commit suicide in a chain reaction until millions are left dead by their own hands in my wake
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Jul 19, 2014 04:16
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THS posted:when i die it will ruin the lives of everyone i know. friends and family will be traumatized and grief stricken for years and everytime they start to feel happy, like they can move on with their lives, they will immediately think of my tragic death and their hearts will sink again. my loved ones will start to commit suicide in a chain reaction until millions are left dead by their own hands in my wake
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Jul 19, 2014 04:20
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go to heaven along with everyone else that has accepted jesus into their hearts
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Jul 19, 2014 04:48
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I'd become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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Jul 19, 2014 04:55
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I would leave behind the eternal mystery of why I have this picture bookmarked in Chrome The answer though is I misclicked somehow and for ages I have been too lazy to just delete it and now it's tradition
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Jul 19, 2014 04:59
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ProfessorMurder posted:I'd become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. I never got this because he just disappears (dies?) and turns into a blue hologram ghost that shows up once in a while at parties. How is that more powerful
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Jul 19, 2014 04:59
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He can pop up anywhere to give advice.
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Jul 19, 2014 05:00
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I would leave a beautiful corpse
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Jul 19, 2014 05:04
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Since I'm lying on my bed I guess not much. I'd drop my phone I suppose, that's about it.
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Jul 19, 2014 05:06
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mookface posted:I never got this because he just disappears (dies?) and turns into a blue hologram ghost that shows up once in a while at parties. How is that more powerful Because by dying, he will become the motivation Luke needs to master the Force and take on Vader. That's what I gather from a quick google search. Makes enough sense, I guess.
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Jul 19, 2014 05:11
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Dely Apple posted:I would leave behind the eternal mystery of why I have this picture bookmarked in Chrome I like this idea of some completely random poo poo that would be found..
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Jul 19, 2014 05:17
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i don't know who would take care of meat baby 
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Jul 19, 2014 05:22
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hopefully i'd get one of those dead guy boners but like, all the way until my funeral or cremation or whatever and possibly fall out of my chair into a funny position. i should probably update my will now that i think about it
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Jul 19, 2014 05:38
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I'm posting from my break room at a big hospital so basically if I died right now one of the other staff in the room would start a code on me within 10 seconds or so and then a code team of specialists would arrive and I'd be fine.
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Jul 19, 2014 05:43
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mookface posted:You are a sad and lonely man Hey I'm also one of those people who don't have friends or loved ones who I talk to on a daily basis (you know with the being a misanthrope and the self-loathing and etc.). I told my boss to send someone to check on me immediately if I'm a no show no call because it means the company health insurance screenings were right and my fudge-filled veins finally gave me a fatal coronary. I don't care if my cats eat me but they'll run out of water. I think this is the third time I've told this story in GBS in like two months. Love these topics.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:15
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plus if I die, you *all* die
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Jul 19, 2014 06:37
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Already dead, looks much the same really.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:49
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Probably wouldnt be found until next month when the rent comes due. No one knows where I live and I have no friends or family. Im gonna be a stinky mess.
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Jul 19, 2014 06:54
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Don Tacorleone posted:I'd look death right in the eye and go "Not today, DEATH!" and then continue living 
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Jul 19, 2014 06:55
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psyopmonkey posted:Probably wouldnt be found until next month when the rent comes due. take measures to make sure your cats are ok leave your toilet lid open at all times so they can get the water if your brain veins explode
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Jul 19, 2014 06:55
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Jul 19, 2014 06:56
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I would die.
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Jul 19, 2014 07:00
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a hole-y ghost posted:id be thrown in the trash lol
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Jul 19, 2014 07:02
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purgatory for a long-rear end time because I'm a pretty mediocre catholic tbh
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Jul 19, 2014 07:03
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